DarthTofu

CLEAR! CLEAR! We have a pulse- faint, but still there! If you're going to post anything here, I suggest you do so soon! Anyways, here is my personal bordom/ I really really really don't want to read "The Prince" (By Machoveli) contribution to swr and stupidity in general: I decided to color one of the comics that I enjoyed. Enjoy. http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/matchofthecentury.jpg

... Umm, yeah. I'm following the thread, but I (Unfortunately) have not read all of the books, so therefor I do not know what all of the weapons are/ what they were designed to do. Could someone post a list or something with what did what, or else just all of the superweapons so's I can look them up on wiki? Much thanks.

Could you at least tell us which deffinition of 'cocks' you are reffering to (Just put 'the lude one' if it is the lude one)? As for getting you all ticked at me as I wrote beforehand, that was the one that prompted Toguroani or someone else to make me up a wierd looking white-goop avatar with a Darth Vader helmet on.

First off, why were you up at 3 AM? Second off: This is SHORT by your standards? The proffessors really hate grading your term papers, don't they? "Oh, dammit, he missread again- I said twenty to thirty pages, not two hundred to three hundred!"

I like the new sig, Wraith! Hmm... Now I ponder your riddle... an elephant with the trunk being forward and the body behind? Hmm... This reminds me of the "Tall I am young, short I am old, the breath of my wind, that is my foe" riddle. If you don't get that one, you fail at life... As for yours, I have no clue.

Wow... and I thought I had no conscience!

*Looks at Scath as if he has gone crazy* I personally think that killin Vader would be A) bad for morale, B) a terrible waste of power, and C) Almost impossible for Ancient Palpy. Vader has the ability to absorbe outside energy, hense force lightning makes him stronger, and Palpy just isn't as fast in a saber duel as he used to be.

He is correct. Do you not have the manual at your disposal? I would recommend checking at cheatcc for the 'strategy guide' which can work as a manual to you.

You menetioned that Maul had next to no lines which prompted you to ask how he could be considered a good actor. You hit upon it- he doesn't have to act, just look like a bad ass. Its easy, and unlike everyone else, he refrains from screwing it up

umm... "Also cocks?" Wha? I'll make mine smaller if you like... Or else change it back to the skyjacker one to get you all ticked at me again

"My lord, your power is great and unquestionable," Tofu spoke, his voice low and subdued coming to the hologram even more muffled by his kneeling position. Idly purring at the complement Zoot replied in turn, "Indeed, it is. Those whom you once had alliance to have no knowledge of the events that have transpired, and I suggest you keep it that way. China's technology will be a valuable asset to us, and with the personel of genetically enhanced kittens I have provided, you should very easily be capable of having the shipyards ready within the day," Tofu nodded in agreement. "It shall be done, My Lord." Tofu terminated the transmition and turned to his personel intent on getting to work as soon as possible. This might take a while Meanwhile, on the moon colony Defender16 awoke with a start as the klaxons blared loudly in his ears and a strobe flashed brightly instantly giving him the need to find headach medicene and a new pair of pants, the later of which were draped over a chair. Yanking them on he sprinted to the nearest sensor terminal and leaned over the shoulder of the n00b operator. "What's going on here? Why are those damned klaxons blazing in my ears?" The probie shuddered as he glanced at his readings, a foul stench of his own entering the air. "Its... Its... Sithspit, its an ISD III... Headed straight for us!" _________________________________________________________ Mitth spun around in his chair, Evo's book flying into the wall and rebounding into the author as he burst into the office. "Mitth, we have-" "An ISD III, I know." "How-" Mitth tapped the side of his head, smiling ruefully. "I just do. i want communications patched through to whatever members we can get online. Tofu constructed this thing somehow meaning that it has ground control helping it and is likely to fall apart if we look at it funny... Hopefully, that is." Evo nodded, rushing out to accomplish the goal so fast that he nearly fell, stopping only to grab a cokie off of a plate in a conferance room by way of breakfast. Chocolate chip... And stale. __________________________________________________________ Darth_Tex hacked away at his computer locating the ISD III and calculating its speed. "Things not showing up on satelites... Somehow its immune to radar, though how he's doing that with an ISD III I have no clue... Alrighty, then," he said hitting the enter button and turning to address Defender's face on the video screen in front of him. "Tofu should get there in about fifteen minutes. I suggest you either prepare to fight or evacuate." "I'd concur to that," stated Krytos, the only other member who had been contacted. Bad Sam was apparently off on his own buisness, and Scath had been innactive for quite some time, now. "You have, what, a squadron or two of uglies at best?" "Two squadrons of uglies and a squadron's worth of assault gunboats, thank you very much," Mitth answered defensively from the fourth screen, Evo at his side. "Still," Krytos argued, "Not enough to take out an ISD III. A couple dozen concussion missiles might damage the thing, but I doubt that they could take it out." "I'll take your advice," Mitth conceded, issuing an order for all non essential personel except for those who had a death wish to get in the escape pods and shuttles and take off. "Fighter personnel, get to your ships. I want you fully fueled and prepared to send a wave of hurt at Tofu. Hide in the canyons- seems that he'll be coming in over Tycho crater, so I'd suggest being there." Pilots could be seen rushing off to their respective location and getting into their respective ships. ______________________________________________________ Fifteen minutes later Mitth was braced for impact as the ISD III loomed larger and larger, the pilots fidgetting in their cockpits, ready to blast off. A blaze of green light appeared and Mitth expected the shield to appear, azure energy blotted out by the energy shield, but was incorrect. "Did he mess up his aiming technology or something?" Exo asked, clearly confused. "I dunno..." replied Tex, yet again hackinng at his computer. "This can't serve to work out well for him if its a diversion- he's wasting more recources than you did in launching your fighters. As far as I can tell he's shooting at the ocean pretty far off the coast of Canada." " He's just wasting- Wait a minute! Send me the exact coordinates of where he's firing, Tex!" Krytos explained, a look of horror paling his face. "Oh God..." he murmured, staring at the digits. "What is it?" Mitth asked, agitated and on edge. "He's not wasting energy... He has a target. Tofu's shooting at the reloaded labs." "Damn..." muttered Tex. "It appears that we missunderestimated him." (Sorry, folks- had to insult every Texan in the name of George W Bush!) ___________________________________________________________ Tofu smiled from the bridge of his ISD III named the Stupidity In honor of his former comrad's teasing. It quited that small part of him that screamed. With the current attack on the Reloaded labs Tofu's head threatened to burst. One of the kittens under Tofu's command suddenly glanced up from his console "Sithspit! They're shooting at us with something... biologically... armed..." The kitten fell dead, the bio weapon D16 had developed taking its toll. All around Tofu his crew fell dead. The Sith lord sighed. He could do this. The ISD was already assembled and he was more than capable of operating the various nobs and levers via the force. This would be difficult, yes, but not impossible...

I'll go with PMS

I dunno about that, seeing as there is some scientific evidense to prove it. I'll see if I can't look it up on teh intraweb...

What happened to the old jackass duo you opposed? Actually, come to think of it, what happened to the old topic and what this thread was about? It has changed a great deal from "Are you a dude or a chick" as it was before.

Ah. I can debunk your whole theory with one word: Eavsdropping. I could also debunk it with another word: Telepathy.

hehe, i found myself: http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/atheist.htm I will admit, I have a habit of ticking Christians off with my lack of belief and them ticking me off with their own belief for some reason unbeknonst to me, but possibly beknownst to them... Assuming that both of those words are actual words and not ones made up strictly for the movie 'spaceballs' Here's one of Mitth: http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/blowhard.htm Possibly this: http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/duelists.htm Maybe even http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/eaglescout.htm ah... Here we go: http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/evilclown.htm ... And here's Scath: http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/grammarian.htm Great find, D16!

...umm, what are you talking about? I didn't comprehend that very much save that you were apparently saying that you don't pay attention when you speak thus allowing women to slip away without hearing everything you said, talk to their friends, and then return without your noticing. Wait a sec- I might have comprehended the whole thing Not entirely certain, though... Is this still Mitth, or is *glances at previous posts* Ambre taking revenge by hijacking your account?

Must watch episode I again... I didn't know that. 'Course she and Nataly Portman could be twins for how much they look alike...

*Cue the ominous music* Bum BumBUM!!!! YOU ARE DOOMED TO DIE!!!1 heh, maybe she'll come onto the forums to get you and you can survive... I doubt it. I swear, women have some gland that let's them communicate telepathically- you tick one of them off, the rest of them instantly know somehow!!!

And if you stay with them and Scath who I somehow managed to leave out, you risk getting a B.E.A.K. in the face... Or do I have that backwards? Either way, I'm not about to stick the lightsaber in your back if you know what I mean ... I meant I'd chop off his hands... Minds out of the gutter, people, minds out of the gutter!

Hold on- do you mean to tell me that this mod essentially lets you play the entire game with a few bugs free of charge? Clicks the download button repeatedly waiting for something to happen!

... so violent... By the way, D16, I'm 6 feet three inches tall. I need no books to reach the computer.

hehe, I'm in High School, making your mom jokes is part of growing up! ... Or at least it is now days- I don't know about back in the 1803 when you were in High School, Tex

All together, now: "You're mom is, though!"

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