DarthTofu

Sounds like SNL. Is it on BBC?

I know all about that I think you were the one to inform me of it when I fibbed my biggest fleet, TuguroAni

Now that's just nasty! There's nothing nasty about what I thought. If you all must know, I was referring to a smoking device that is used for recreational purposes. Apparently, OTHER people (of feebler minds- TOFU) assumed I was referring to some sort of pumping device. I find smoking devices highly disgusting and nasty

Oh... Oops. I assumed it was like quicktime or something and automatically played...

I don't get any video

eww... A cop is driving around late at night when he comes upon a car occupied by two teenagers. He pulls over to the car and knocks on the door. A young man of about 20 clamly opens the door and asks the cop what he wants. The cop asks him to state his age and the young man says, "I'm twenty years old." He looks to the back seat where an attractive young woman is reading a magazine and asks her to do the same. She glances at the clock which reads 11:55 and says, "Well, officer, in five minutes I'll be eighteen."

Daaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

Nice. My record is three, I think... I'll have to make a huge fleet of 'em eventually on one of my 'verge of winning' games. Just to beat psychobob and all!

Yeah, really...

Now that's just nasty!

I'm telling you, the double bladed frying pan is real! I think General Crespin knows what i'm talking about, right?

"I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell! I know, right now you can't tell! But stay a while 'n maybe then you'll see... a different side of me! I'm not crazy I'm just a little impaired..." Hearing voices is a sign that you're going crazy. It must be true because my shadow said so.

Watch out- I can take out my double bladed frying pan on you... Assuming I can eventually find the picture on my compy...

Hmm... Maybe an Empire at war with us all in it? Just a thought there. Not that I think you're going to take it seriously, but don't, Stellar_Msgic.

So... Any chance of getting some more screen shots? Please?

Sounds like it would take you a week to install the game! I speak from experiance- age of empires gold edition took me a full day to install on an ancient Widows 98... I hate that computer... and yet I'm still drawn to it to play Rebellion and (Ironically enough) Age fo Empires Gold Edition. I have to get that demo on my compy... mayhaps after school when my parents aren't home to tell me not to Edit: Man, 2 hours and 46 minutes? That's insane! I might have to start it up in the morning and let it go while I'm at school... Even though I don't leave until next to last in the morning... hmm... Any way I can hide the downloading bar?

http://www.xgenstudios.com Most addicting game ever is on there. Its called Motherload and- well, I'll let you find out. Have fun with it. Its a good game, kind of repetative, but you will not be able to quit for the life of you.

I'll take either. ****ing broke and I'm still not capable of getting a job with my great resume of working volunteer hours at the local library... I hate living on an island sometimes....

... Umm, nobody to the extent of my knowledge... Jared is a friend of mine in real life from the Robotics Club at my school.

Okay, bringing this thread back to life, I have a ridiculously dirty joke to use- no younglings or people offended by jokes regarding gay people past this point!!! A gay shows up at a doctor's office. The doctor is annoyed at this gay because he, the doctor, is straight, but the gay keeps hitting on him. The gay enters and says, "Doctor, I have a terrible pain in my rectum! Would you like to... investigate" The foctor is thinking crap, why did I take the damned oath? So he tells the gay to go to the other room, put on a paper skirt, come back in, and bend over. The gay does so and the doctor examines it. "Holy cow!" exclaims the doctor, "There's a stick in here!" "Be gentle, doctor!" says the gay. Pulling it out slowly the doctor is suddenly pricked "Son of a bitch, this thing has thorns!" "Be gentle, doctor!" Finally pulling it all the way out he finds a rose. He looks at it perplexed and the gay calls out: "READ THE CARD, DOCTOR!!!" Sorry, had to bring it back with something and this was the best one I've heard in a while.

Can you get me a pair of legs while your at it? FURBALL ate mine... Oh yeah, and a new left ear... and right hand... Heck, screw it, you guys want to make me a whole new body while your at it?

Ah, yes, because we all know that engineers are masters of the dark side! In that case I should at least be at the level of sith apprentice...

All at the same time... On a two player game... I'll take you up on that if you can figure out a way to play the game with about a dozen or more people.... And welcome to the forums, as has been said... Please don't dissapear from the edge of the world...

Hells yeah! I would so be dark helmet...

What's your new signiture mean, J? And awesome looking lightsaber, Mad... I'll have to compare it to Jared's sometime...