DarthTofu

Yes, Ewan McGregor was pretty damned awesome, though I still think Darth Maul qualifies as one of the coolest characters in all Star Wars... Tyranous and Episode III Palpy did nothing for me...

And by people he means primarily himself, Rob, and Tex, with ToguroAni being an ass as he sees fit.

Ugh, now that's just nasty!

,smiling death stars, evil cats, how deranged other members are, what makes a kitten go wrong, cat DNA comparisons, what would happen if we were to set up the elections, the finer points of whether Palpatine was Anakin's father or not, the sexuality of ewoks... Wait a sec- I don't think there is a topic on that last one! *Glances around* YET! (Chill, I won't really do it...)

... another lurker appears from the shadows... What are you guys, afraid we're going to bite? Feel free to come out and post at any time! I won't hurt you... much

Provided that the beer remains in ya, if you know what I mean I don't imagine playing DDR on a puke-covered mat would be much fun...

More like it isn't often ANYONE gets the chance to correct Scath!

heh, nice! I liked the "Subtle hints do not work..." one! I have an issue or two with that... Though I myself am perfectly capable of asking for directions if I'm lost...

Oh no- D16 knows l33t, now? We're all screwed!

The third INCARCERATION Scath??? Don't you mean incarnation? OH MY GOD! YOU B.E.A.K.ED SCATH! Rock on, Mitth!

I dunno... You seem a bit too sane to have known Mitth for very long. I suggest you head after Evo next, mitth. His brain is in far too good of a condition!

You're welcome Welcome, welcome, welcome, if you dissapear from our forums I will track you down and rip out your liver for the fun of it and eat it with a can of mountain dew!

Such... Long... Posts... Took me at least ten minutes to read Scath's, I think... need to increase my reading speed! As for what ToguroAni had to see, I must say this in response- YOU BEAT ME TO IT, YOU BASTARD!!! You, Scath, in saying that jumping around in trees flapping our arms should have been very apparent to you as being incorrect. There was a scientist in Darwin's age, Mr. Lamark, who had the same thoughts as you about it. He hypothosized that birds developed the ability to fly by wanting to fly and flapping thier arms really hard. However we now know, due to genetics, that acquired characteristics can not be passed down, thus at least one mutation would be necessary for humans to be capable of flying/gliding. As for attraction and the like, I will say this- what are women attracted to above almost everything else in a guy? no, after personality... after social life... after sex life... How they look! Girls tend to lean towards guys with huge frickin' muscles and the like. They realized back in our neanderthalithian age (Yes, that is a new adjective I just made up) that these males were more likely to survive. Now, Dinochick or someone else will contradict me on this by mentioning how many other factors there are in coosing a relationship- this is due to other factors ages ago. Some people were faster, making them capable of getting away from dangerous situations faster. Thus they had greater fitness as well, resulting in an attraction to those still alive. As for people who like fat people because of their personality... Okay, so I don't know. Maybe its a "No! We had 9 months of hell last time you got pregnant and then you go and kill our child when he pukes on the animal skin rug! We're not having another one!" situation, or something Wow... huge post by my standards... I should probably start putting these things in paragraph format...

Actually my family helped me get it. I thought it might have two aspects, my mother who is now almost 50 managed to figure it out Go figure! You either have to be ridiculously young or senile with old age to get it...

Way to go on the 400 posts, Tex! *Takes a sweeping bow* this is actually an accomplishment for you seeing as you don't apparently log onto the forums every three hours like myself

I figured it out, I figured it out! Here's a hint from me, me being a much kinder person than Scath- it has to do with spelling.

*Redies the pump action shot gun*

... Didn't Scath say it was mathematical? I vote for either one or eleven- did it have to do with the nearest number to 1/2 starting with either a vowel or a consenant based on the first number? Edit: Finally got it! Five!

No, I meant that he should ask how R2 liked his trip to Australia before the Koala appeared...

Good to see that Jahled has gotten over his ego- I mean, really, you just can't get Jahled to stop talking about himself. That's how huge his ego is!

Hehe, I like Jahled's! Are you sure yours isn't a bit backwards, Mad?

Wait, I know! He should have said, "Stupid, I live here! Get out of my way, I just want to go to bed!" Really, I give up! I might try google to get the answer...

Hey, there's another Stargate fan on the forums! Sweet! I guess that you have some stuff worth arguing over in your post, Scath, but all of those could be explained via the evolutionary theory and survival of the fittest. For instance, the flowers that underwent a mutation and became more visable tobees had greater fitness and managed to reproduce... Why yes, I did just have a test on evolution and te Darwinian theory in Biology, how did you know?

Wow, high level stuff, there! Same level as Jahled's saber IMO... If you can add some text or something it'd be awesome lookin'!