DarthTofu

I'd go with Luke just really sucks... (Quick, change to "ESB" instead of "EBS"- the Empire Strikes Back, it never back strikes unless absolutely nessesary!)

It would only have been appropriate if AI said "I felt so inactive". Otherwise its like telling a story and constantly switching between past and present tense (*Cough EVO Cough*)

*Gives Evo a high five*

Riiiiiiiiiight... Well, sucks to be you, Thrawn... Hope your teachers come back soon- we have scantron tests, too, but we actually get revues with some of the test questions on them... I find that they work fine for Biology and World History, at any rate...

AI can write poetry... And we're doing poetry in my English class... *Copys poem into Microsoft word* Hah! Now I have an "A"! Oddly enough, your style of poetry writing is eerily similar to mine... As for me, here's the balloon story- sort of based off of the song... Read it if you like, its about three pages long, and may be difficult to read if you never discussed the plot with me. Its meant to be kind of moving: The Ninety-Ninth Red Balloon “A war machine, It springs to life, Opens up one eager strife, Focus in here on the site, As ninety-nine red balloons go by.â€

Ah, these are all fun, stupid things to do... I believe that there are still photo recordings of the buuny rabbit escapade on the computer somewhere... My sister (17 at the time) and myself (13 at the time) were home completely alone for two weeks while my other sister got settled into collage with our parents to help her. Bored, we of course did what one is always told not to do- played with fireworks and stuffed animals. First came a cheap stuffed monkey-boxer- we ripped open the seams on his back and inserted a few flying rockets. He spuns around in circles, but didn'tt take off... Just lit on fire and stuck to the road. It took a wook chisel to get his remains off. Next up was a tiny bunny rabbit that is designed to be stuck on computers and such. We strapped a grand total of six rockets onto him over the course of three launch attempts, and not only did he survive, he flew a bit. not too high, but he still flew! Next year we topped that: Liquid alcohal and a lighter Poor bugger is now a pile of blackened cotton in my room underneath a model rocket ... Another fun thing to do is lighting the toilet on fire- set the seat up and smear the upper part of the bowl with hand sanitiser. Make sure it is less than 5% alcohal!!! Light it on fire, turn out the lights, and enjoy. Perfectly safe, despite what my parents had to say when my sister was stupid enough to believe that the lynoleom on the floor was tile and light that on fire. She was a senior in High School at the time.

Here's a question- if you can procrastinate, then does that mean one can also concrastinate if they do things as soon as possible?

No... I have numerous people call the web the intraweb but all of those people were wrong... And you call yourself a computer geek (Okay, maybe you don't, but still)... In lots of computer forums and web talks, due to the content typo of writing "Teh" rather than "The", "Teh" is accepted to mean the same thing as "The", and therefore is often used on purpose to replace "the". Sheesh!

I actually have flight simulator 98... Apparently its very realistic... If only I knew how to mod!

I've seen some of his old cobweb posts... Trej was a dead man for a while, too, if I remember correctly...

Maybe its because you were. Quick Mad, check the tense of the word "Are" that you used to see if its appropriate before Mitth goes on a BEAKing run!

And Vader is considerably slower, and rustier and Jedi killing... I think they fight slow for a reason.

"This room is... GREEN! I wanna go back to the... blue room... I wanna go... back.... back to the... blue room! I wanna go back..."- Kazan

Holy crap! two dead forum members have come back from the dead! Maybe even three if you count Dinochick (Who seems to have died again)

depends on the condition. If its still playable and has everything advertised, neutral. If its scratched, or fails to show up for a while: negative.

Hehe, changed the avatar to avoid confusion, I see...

No, we had no clue. By the way, do you like Boba Fett? We have nothing to infer about that one! (I'm being sarcastic)

*Removes gauntlet from a nearby suit of armor and slap AI silly with it before returning blood-stained gauntlet to the suit of armor* I don't challenge you to a duel... I just felt you needed that.

Mitth just got mathematically BEAKed!

see, personally I have the sense to realize that I'm not dedicated to get into shape and go off jumping five feet in the air or what-not! I just wouldn't have showed up, seeing as all I would do is say "Look, I can jump in the air and spin 180 degrees!" Oh, yes, and I am a master at heel clicking, but that's besides the point.

As am I... I have albeit of fanfiction to my name, but other than that, squat. And if you want to create just humans, Xan, you can evolve some humans differently- say, those in one area tend to be more creative, or those in another have longer lives, etc. And I would recommend "Talion Reverent" again to you as there is only one non-human character in it (The Falereen who is pretty awesome and goes by the name of Jevin)... Though I will throw in that all odd symbols (Such as the "o"s with dots over them) and random apostrophes must be omitted- I will not help you if the names are impossible to pronounce! I'll see if I can rustle up some Stargate Atlantis fanfiction I wrote 'bout two years ago, and see if that's any good... Actually, come to think of it, I have an introduction called "The Ninety-ninth red balloon" that I'm hoping to eventually develop... I can send you that if you'd like to check out my writing style. In addition to that I have a loose skeleton for the tale, so you can check that out as you like as well...

Scath was joking? I assumed he was BEAKing as usual...

Speaking of ruining perfectly good series in stories, have to make sure you didn't miss this link: http://www.luckystarscattery.com/fun/remembering.mpg (Warning: Half-Blood Prince Spoilers inside!)

For pity's sake, you've never heard someone call it "Teh intraweb"? It was BS's location for forever!

You bastard... Beat me to it- and I even had the old newspaper article! The heck did you find it on line? It was in th effing everglades...