DarthTofu

Umm, what? Read the post again, Mad, I'm citing how I'm allowed to drive with a permit- I'm eligable to get my license after I turn 16 and have been driving for at least fifty hours. Oh yes, and when its been a year wince I got my permit.

Well, you can always play age of Empires- that was one kick A RTS, one of the first ones to ever be made. Pretty awesome game- only differance is the lack of squads, ragdoll physics, cavalry-that-will-crush-people, heros with powers, palantir powers, and ability to upgrade your fortress... So, actually they have very little in common other than their both being RTSs...

Umm, driving alone isn't legal at 15- but it is legal to get a permit, meaning that I'm allowed to drive with a licensed driver of 21 years of age of more in the front passenger's seat...

Yup, Tofu is no longer 14! Tommorow wen the DMV is open I can drive around and crush pedestrians for extra points! Huh? Oh, apparently the real world isn't like video games where you get extra points for reckless driving... So, yeah, I only have five years to go before I reach the average age of all of the other nerds and geeks who occupy this site besides myself!

Believe me, it shows...

Okay, "For transporting gull across sedate lions for immortal porpoises" should have sounded very similar to an actual charge- "Transporting gold across state lines for immoral purposes" Now do you guys get it? Honestly, have puns died everywhere else in the world?

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that... I'll try to refrain from screaming about what a great game it is when it comes out

You're thinking of Hostile, which is directed by Quinten Tarentino. That movie looks like it relys on violance more than anything, as the movies Saw and Saw 2 did in my opinion, even if Inever saw them. That's the issue- you have to have something scary, yet explicable which could really happen with a creepy looking person and many opportunities for people to die, slowly killing off less important characters with the odd developed character thrown in. Most horror movies now-days have the clear-cut hero and the violantly murdered NHP (Non-Hero-People), thus a movie that scares you based on the huge amounts of meat and blood but which really just isn't that good without the special effects.

*Glares at everyone who owns the game* I still have to wait before I can get it if I want to be BFME2... Oh well, it'll be worth the wait... 'Course I could always just cheat Lucas out of what he isn't entitled to... W00t, just 14 hours to go!

Oh, now you have to tell the tale of her reading material That book actually was an okay read, at any rate... That book being the "Prophesies" a strategy guide for all quests in Morrowind, Tribunal, and Bloodmoon... And both his mother and I have read it cover to cover...

...../´¯/'¯¯'/´¯¯.`·¸ ../'/.../..../.....:^.¨¯\ ('(...´...´.... ¯_/'...'/ .\.................'..../ ..'\'...\.......... _.·´ ....\..............( * The fist with which I punch Mitth in the face... Which is really just my alteration of his middle finger...

Wow, the Zoot wars have been on hold for a little bit, now... 'Bout time we brought them back to life, eh folks?

Yup, as per what D16 said in the Hilarity thread, I have now created a seperate horror movie thread... Though I really haven't seen many (good) horror movies, IE Saw and Saw II and Hostile and such... I just liked Cube

... I'll make this very easy for you: I WASN'T ALIVE WHEN YOU WERE SIX!!1 Sorry, had to do it... I feel better now... But no, I never saw it. I just know that there's a scene where one pops out of someone's chest...

I put up a link to where you can download... And yes, it is very possible to pilot any and all capital ships- you simply go into the ships folder and change everything over to flyable in skirmish mode... I think I'll back up a copy of the game on a CD, and then I'm going to try to hack it...

Where's Mitth, I need to make a middle finger for the screen... Hehe, just kidding... Jeese, I'll appologize for anything I say today in advance- when air softing one tends to swear more and get pissed off more easily, particularly when they get shot at point blank range and someone thinks they're a lot better than you just because they spent more money on their gun... Hehe, yeah... And now for a bad pun joke that I'm too lazy to check back on to see if I've already told: A man is out boating one day when he comes upon a dolphin. The dolphin looks at him and tells the man that he is an immortal dolphin, and that he and his kin of immortal dolphins can only die of starvation, and right now, their starving. He tells the man that they eat only seagulls, and that if he can bring them several they will reward him richly. Highly excited the man marks their location and heads back to mainland where he promptly shoots several sea gulls. As he returns to the boat, however, a pack of lions is lying in his path. The man decides that its worth the risk to get back to his ship, so he very slowly, very carefully steps over the first lion and so on and so forth. Finally he reaches the end and is nearly to his ship when two police officers grab him and place him under arrest. "What in the world am I under arrest for?" the man asks as his rights are read. The officer finishes the reading and says, "For transporting gull across sedate lions for immortal porpoises" (Read it out loud if you don't get it)

lol. Still, we have to take that into account- Anakin was too stupid not to realize that Obi had the high ground, and as a result he got hacked into four ssperate pieces (The hell didn't Obi continue the slice and cut off Anakin's other arm?) But still, we have to take into account Anakin's huge ego and stupidity. Even with a warning of Obi's having the high ground he got his head handed to him, something that he couldn't exactly accept with his false arm.

I've never seen the movie before... Might as well ruin the whole thing for myself by watching this, though!

Oh... Darn, I was hoping to do this like that simple cheat for XwA where you change the list of flyable ships So far I haven't managed to find any mods- the google search always finds 'em in somebody's sig rather than their post...

Seen it. Okay, since I assume you use differant currancy from the U.S. I'll explain that joke to you, Mad. A penny is the lowest level of currancy in the US: It is worth one cent. One hundred cents=one dollar, you can buy stuff with dollars, but nothing here is one cent. Thus you would want to counterfit things such as twenty dollar bills, not pennies, because it would take 20,000 pennies to equal one twenty dollar bill. Therfor counterfitting pennies literally isn't worth it.

Heck yes!

That's right, I want to learn to mod... And you're all going to teach me in terms that I can understand, or else I'll look up where you live on the SWrebellion members around the world map and kill everyone in your general area... Anyway, specifically I'm looking to learn to mod the Battle for Middle Earth II demo. I want to try to learn how to crack it like some fine fellows did to Empire at War so that more options are enabled, such as the ability to play as the elves or Mordor, etc. Also, if I could add an effing health bar to my units that would be appreciated- I hate not knowing what sort of shape they're in! Anyway, yes, I am asking for help from people who now how to mod to tell me how to do this sort of thing- for instance, if I should download some program or just alter some files... Or learn programming languages...

To bring this back to life, I have another joke courtesy of Steven Wreight. "I have a friend who's in jail for counterfitting pennys. I told him not to, but he wouldn't listen. I kept telling him it wasn't worth it!"

You know, I changed my mind! I know who would win: Chuck Norris! He would show up and roundhouse-kick everyone in the face! After all, we all know that Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight where the knife lost!

I edited it. Happy?