DarthTofu

Hehe, seen that one before... I might have to get my pilot orangutan up here some time soon...

Oh, you're right, I did... Mitth, you're lazy. You don't get to make fun of me unless you read it... and no BEAKing is permitted...

In addition to this your trained Jedi/Sith can detect traitors... Even if they're traitors themselves!

BEAKatised!

Yeah, my post was a bit hard to understand on the last question... I was running out the door when I wrote it. Just felt that I needed to explain that... Are certain characters more likely to succeed in research missions? IE Bevil Lemisk over Thrawn in ship design?

Woo, I can answer all of those! Okay, I'll get them in order: 1) No, characters will recruit random people, and they can all be recruited from the same planet whether it be Coruscant, Hoth, Sluis Van, whatever the hell you want it to be, they will always recruit at random. You can not exhaust recruitment options until you run out of characters to recruit. 2)No, it is not. You can build them in one location, but you must have it so that as soon as they are finished they are sent to another planet. That's what the "Destination" button is for. Click on that, then click where you want a construction yard or whatever. 3)With decoys. Just select a kill/capture mission and send the character on down to start attacking. Though taking out the shields would probably be a better idea- then you can just bombard whatever troops are down there. 4) For starters, you could read their galactic encyclopedia entries... But let's face it- that's way too tedious. Thus if you right click on the character, select "Status" and scroll down to the bottom of the new window that shows up you will find a list that will essentially say "Ship Design: Yes/No (One or the other will appear, never both) Facility Design: Yes/No Troop Training: Yes/No" To embark on each of these missions the person must be on a planet which has the desired item of upgrade.

You can also adjust how likely the enemy is to build something... I'll leave it to those who actually have the program to describe what needs doing to you, but I'm pretty sure there's a button for it that increases or decreases the likelihood of your enemy building certain ships and fighters.

Oh nos, double post! I finally finished writing it, and I believe that you fine folks diserve to read this crap that you didn't contribute to at all! The foot notes are spaced so as to appear at the bottom of each page. Enjoy: Grasshopper Man An Epic Parody by Darth Tofu Coauthored by Grasshopper Man (Secret identity not listed) Introduction Over the course of seven days I’ve had at least a dozen broken bones, eight hundred cuts and scratches, thirty-two bruises, and nineteen concussions. I have yet to seek medical attention for any of these wounds, and I’m still absolutely fine three days later. I have to endure this, though. It’s my job. No, not a job, a duty. Actually it’s more of an obligation than a duty seeing as I don’t get paid to do it and don’t have any superiors telling me what to do. Who am I? I’m… I’m… Just a second, I know who I am, the name is just escaping me right now… I’m, uh, Grasshopper Man! That’s it! Damned Alzheimer’s disease! It’s a side effect of my condition- something which shall be revealed in due time. Chapter One: The Chapter in Which “Due Timeâ€

RebED... You can adjust the maintenance costs of your ships using that- not so much a hack as a modding program...

Hmm, other armies are being raised against me... I may need to call upon the dolphins to back up my double-bladed swordfish...

lol... I must check those all out when I don't have homework some day.... As in maybe this Summer

Read it in third grade, actually... And you're right, it would be worth a lot... I'm not saying humorous films are bad, but I have seen one or two terrible attempts which I shall not post here for fear that someone will lynch them for doing such a horrible job...I'm not going to let you people deny of my right to do it

Look who's on the defensive all of a sudden? I'd say I've struck a nerve... I believe I'll continue to hit this nerve with as much force as I can bring down upon it- I shall also rally my allies to fight Jahled's Teddy bears! Vampire penguins, Double Bladed Swordfish, Grasshopper Man, and Chuck Norris: attack the Teddy Bears! As for myself: Why do you care so much that its been insinuated that you're flirting, Tex? Perhaps there are some pictures on someone's hard drive? Don't kill me

... So pretty much everything but the battle engine is new? KK, mayhaps I shall buy it eventually....

I find it rather interesting... Sort of like a perpetual motion device...

damn my mistake ^^ you live in the nederlands, don´t you ? - that must be better. I´m so sorry that there maybe are understanding problems again, Scathane... sharp has more than 6 meanings in German and I needed a dictionary to look that up. but I think word number 6 is right here : fast you meant I think - how sarcastically haha -.-' Scath is Dutch... Yeah.

So the man who is (I shall assume) married and (I know for a fact) has kids would hit on Natalie Portman given the chance? Somewhat disturbing... *Burns every stuffed animal within five miles*

*Shakes head ruefully* Already off-topic.... I'm not watching whatever that is- all attempts at fan films in the Star Wars galaxy failed miserably as did all TV shows, and that terible book "Wikket's Quest" (They actually spelled his name wrong on the cover!) for seven and eight year-olds...

Wouldn't they want a photogropher rather than a 3D modeler to make furniture ads? No offense, but can't people look at what they have and what you modeled and say "Hey, how come the one on the computer looks about ten times better than the real deal?"

Lol, I would, but the assignment is being graded based on how it is structured and solely on that- I just would prefer to do a good job. Seeing as this is creative writing it shouldn't be too hard. But if Spider Man leaps through the air to tackle Superman and then gets cut in half by Darth Maul it would be confusing, with no real order... Kinda sucks.

lol, just ideas, really- not necessarily a plot outline, just things that you would find funny a Spider Man parody and things that you think would fit into this in a humerous fashion IE, a quote that one might say if incects attempted to gang-bang them (As stolen from CAD)

Its a school assignment, before anyone asks- I'm not doing this on my own free will While I realize that I won't have any of you fine fellows to help me come FCATs (Florida Curriculum Assessment Tests), I would still like some help getting over writer's block. For a school assignment I have, as I already mentioned, been told to write a parody. It can be on whatever I like- I chose "Spider Man 2" just because it has so many easy-to-rip-open plot holes. Not a bad movie, just easy to MST3K. Anyway, I currently have Pete park, Grasshopper man as the superhero against Doc. Hex, a parapulegic who lost his legs but is otherwise exactly the same as Doc. Oc. if you've seen the movie... His girlfriend shall be Jane Mary (Mary Jane in reverse for those of you who aren't the sharpest tools in the shed ). I've also decided to kill the hero at the end when he get's catured, and that he should accidentally discover that he can rub his legs together to make a grasshopper mating call (Thank goodness for tighty whities!), but I really have nothing more.

And "Spellt" is spelled "Spelt"! Hurry! Before scath arrives! *Pulls out blaster* I'll try to hold him off until you can edit your post! GO, GO, GO!

()()()()00000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! I was confused until I read the calamari post... honeslty, the hell are they called Calamari when they really don't have anything more than their eyes in common with squid?

...So says the bilingual fellow I'm taking Latin next year for a foreign language class, and hoping that it shall help me with my SAT and ACT tests come my senior year... Or else if I ever go into medicine- honestly, I don't see how only five kids out of a class of thirty can stomach ripping a dead nurse shark's head off, slicing a few preserved veins, and then snapping the head in half to get to the brains. We had gloves for pity's sake!