DarthTofu

[Napoleon Dynomite mode]Your mom is Welsh![/Napoleon Dynomite mode] ...Terrible movie- the root of all 'your mom' jokes...I just wear the colors of the Irish flag for the holiday- nothing more... 'Course I look rather odd in bright orange pants and a green shirt, but its Saint Patrick's dayy, dammit! All I need is a green hat...

Manual is very handy- do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to play the game without *reading* it!!1 You will be conufsed and get owned by the enemy!

Beat me do it (You bastard) AI... Same thing's happened to me a lot... So far as the Research missions go, can't you find out with RebED?

Are you using a translator? Give us your language and someone here may know it to make things easier for you.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pixelated.php

I would take offense to that, but I am way to tired to even bother. Also, this is not my doing. I have no clue why we would have that many visitors. I'm just joking about, don't worry!

So.... About the Sith Lords- I'm far too lazy to read the entire conversation (Rolls eyes) but I recently managed to get my hands on a copy of the first one and have been incapable of prying my mouse from the little icon... I can really see why it got all of the awards it did! But what new features are there in the second one?

I'd be more than happy to scan my report card if you don't believe me- As I've said before, contrary to popular belief I am not an idiot.

lol, good stuff!

3. If that doesn't work grab a shotgun and take it into your own hands Texas-style!

What's with the miniature statuette?

As far as magic goes, here's an idea- what if there are naturally occuring loocations where magic can be 'harvested'? Sounds a bit like an RPG topic, I know, but follow me through- the more powerful (IE better shape) you are in, the more you can withstand. It is exceedingly painful to stand in the naturally occuring magic, and can kill one if they stay near it for too long. The animals surrounding it are acceptionally hard to kill as only those strong enough to withstand the magic's force survived, and have altered themselves without meaning to do so. Just a thought- that way you have a certain amount of magic that you can release, the only issue is that you will pretty much always have to collect more. Thus you really don't have fat magicians or anyone solely devoted to being a magicer- instead they must be well-rounded in all forms of combat in case they run out of magick, as well as to keep in good shape. Just a thought.

I am Chris, I live in Florida on a small barrier island which Kennedy Space Center would have one believe is nothing more than a wild-life preserve. My hobbies incluse robotics, flirting with girls, cutting myself, jumping off of buildings in vein efforts to miss the ground, speaking bird, throwing berries at small children, stealing candy from politicians, and ripping the wings off of small incects Nah, in reality just the first two. I also do some PC gaming, though the only construction I can do is AutoCAD inventor stuff that I'm still learning in school I'm also into airsoft. I'm fifteen, got my permit about a month ago, and have yet to kill anyone. I'm a straight A student, all advanced classes... not much more to tell...

See Toguroani and Scath- that's what "Briefly" means!

WOAH! Insanity! That ought to be a new record right there- must check to find out! *Runs off to check and find out* ...And it isn't showing up as a new record... You wouldn't be pulling our legs, now would you? Or is this more of BS's BS?

()()()()()()000000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo... Now I get it! I thought I had it, but I wasn't sure if I did or if it was a series of odd typos.

Deep... Cleansing... Breaths... In trough you mouth... And out through your nose... In through your mouth... And out through your nose...

Does Mitth seem intelligent enough to get into college at age 14?

I dunno... Cheddar! I'm pretty sure you guys make that in Wisconsin... Or maybe even Swiss cheese... I would look up what kinds of cheeses you guys are famous for, but I can't even spell your state's name properly without spell check, so frankly I don't care...

But your mind isk not youf mind isk it? English, please, J? Well, i have pure, undeniable proof that humans are stupid: http://www.cowabduction.com/ Read through there- you'll bust a gut (Not a great idea when you have a cracked breastbone)

Stay away from the light, Mitth! Stay away from the- wait, what am I saying? Head for the light, Mitth! Run as fast as you can!

Spring break for Mitth? I wondered why we were getting so many snow birds- they're all fleeing Wisconsin! *Falls over laughing before throwing a large chunk of cheese in Mitth's general direction*

He's not about to bestow such information upon a lowly n00b such as you were at the time- now that you're an AKmiral, you're worthy of it... And Scath says I spam! People have a year on him and he still has one of the highest post ratings!

And he hasn't got the common courtesy of keeping us up to date? An excellent point Scath. I wonder what J has to say for himself... G-R-A-N-D M-O-F-F C-O-N-O-W-A-Y... No J's there... P-A-U-L, no J's there, either. So what does Jahled have to defend, Mitth? (Sorry, had to BEAK you- just to keep you from becoming insufferable)

Okay, finally read it- not bad, a bit odd coming from a first-third person view, though it is unique and somewhat refreshing... I like the famine thing- sort of brings into controversy if he's really that bad or if he just was starving and needed the food. I would like to see something displaying how one's weight is affected via the magic- IE the amount burned with each spell, say, whether it's the complexity, what is actually happening, the amount of energy release, etc. that determines how much weight you lose... This would work great in America- "I lost twenty pounds in one day with the mage's diet- we're finally kicking those suicide bombers' asses! WOOHOO!"