Ah, it wouldn't be that easy. I wouldn't just leave my most prized possession alone while I went to work at the local sewage plant. First, you would have to find my house. Mind you, my house is located on a private road that is so private that I can't even find it sometimes. Then, Fate smiles upon your dirty brow enough to allow you to find the enterance to my drive, you must then survive the actual driveway! The driveway is paved with molten lava, and the only way up is to summon my pet Pteradon Squeaks by uttering the magical phrase. Then, if you somehow manage to guess the codeword to Squeaks and he carries you up, you must then survive the walk to my front door, which is guarded by a rabid panda bear that I keep on the verge of starvation just to make him more tempremental. Finally, if you get past the panda, you must face Jeeves, the "help". If you are on the list, he will let you pass. If you are not on the list, he will probably let you pass anyway. He has been a bit mad at me since I wouldn't let him have off on New Years to go partying in Wilmington, Deleware. Nevertheless, my PS2 is quite safe from your grimey hands! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!