ElvisMiggell

Nice mushrooms?

Pluto. Where else?

Sir yes Sir. Waaaait a minute... you're not my boss!

BEEEEEEP! Wrong answer! You die. Now, if i can just find my blaster... where did i leave it? Oh. I don't have a blaster. Erm, how about you live, i live and we call it quits? Here, have some more spice...

He he he, Untimely, glandry made a funny!!!

There's a man with his head screwed on right.

Hmm, french speaking Canada, could they get rid of that pesky George Bush Junior while they're at it?

ME= Miggell Excellent

Try this too, i shall.

Erm, no sorry. So if i wrote a very polite e-mail to Mister Lucas, from my work computer (i work for the British Home Office, asylum - ranking, kudos, well paid etc etc) then we might just manage to get it?

Yes they can, if the translator has the correct language... and you do get some funny translations because a lot of it is literal. And the babelfish is alleged to be quite small and you don't notice it after a while.

Again, your misunderstanding you show. See the Force you cannot. Not even on film. Effects of the force, see you can. Mmmm Do or do not, there is no try...

Hey man, no harm in suggestin.

That title would imply that it's a tc of rebellion, which it's not, is it?

You are but the apprentice... Soon the circle will be complete, and then YOU will be the Master... You will cut them down with your paintbrush, and thier bodies will dissapear into the Schwartz!!!

Why not join us, we've got a pair of nice Twilek triplets round here somewhere, let me just find them, hang on, um, ah, yes, here they are... Meet; Oola, Toola, and Droola. Oola and Toola are very nice, but Droola, well, the name kinda gives it away, she's a lil bit braindead. Still just right for you Untimely!!! Ha ha ha!!! 'hic'

Are you sure?

Exactly, they did make a mistake, but it wasn't actually anything to do with the Spec Forces that went in, they probably didn't know what gas it was. People higher up were the ones at fault. We'll probably find that hte orders came from Putin himself. Btw did you know that Putin, well putain, is french for hooker? On a lighter note, i just saw the Matrix Reloaded posters in todays Metro, they all show the characters heads.

Oh yeah, sorry... Welcome back, you don't know me, i'm a worryingly obsessed Star Wars fan.

15?!? Try 50, you need numbers for real fun...

Its, an experience, i didn't really like it, but you should go and see it anyway.

So you didn't find very much then?

Because the Empire is dumb, they know what the outcome is supposed to be - good always wins. However the Rebels are a pretty inept bunch so the Empire has to be really, really dumb.

Oooooooooooooooooh Space Balls is good. And very, very, funny, even if i did feel a little queasy when i first saw Pizza The Hutt, that'll teach me not to eat pizza during a movie!!!

I just keep buying too many games. Start of this week i bought Ghost Recon and Civ 3. I'm buying at least two games a week, and DVD's as well. Life is an expensive thing!!!