Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Ouch, get some ice, you just got BURNED! That's a compliment to me Tofu, not a burn. I AM weird like that though... So would you flatlanders describe your landscape as "miles and miles of...miles and miles"? SOCL, I love it! That fits so PERFECTLY! Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTex Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Mitth wrote: I told you. The end is drawing near. I personally can't wait to see the moon turn red...the horsemen could be fun too. Horsemen are always fun I'm the understudy for War Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Mitth wrote: I told you. The end is drawing near. I personally can't wait to see the moon turn red...the horsemen could be fun too. Horsemen are always fun I'm the understudy for War I believe Mitth is referring to the five horsemen of the apocalypse... Or is it four horsemen? I should really read the bible some day, if only so that I can have random discussions about the apocalypse... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 It's four. War is one of them. By being his understudy Tex is saying that if War can't make it, Tex will fill in. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 What are the four horsemen again? War, Plague, Hunger... Hmm, I know there's a fourth, but I can't put my finger on it... Politicians? 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 Death. Politicians were slated for the 5th horseman, but the part was cut in final production... Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Xan Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 You misunderstood, the part wasn't cut. It was decided that the 5th horseman would be the director, ordering all the other horsemen around. Star Wars: Rebellion, A Field Manual"O be wise, what can I say more?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 You misunderstood, the part wasn't cut. It was decided that the 5th horseman would be the director, ordering all the other horsemen around. Just like a politician. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Xan Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Yep, it just fits for them, don't you think? Now all we have to do is figure out what happened to math (its certainly evil enough to be a horseman...) Star Wars: Rebellion, A Field Manual"O be wise, what can I say more?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Yep, it just fits for them, don't you think? Now all we have to do is figure out what happened to math (its certainly evil enough to be a horseman...)That's it! Everyone claims math controls the way the universe functions! Politicians are like directors controlling the way the world function! Don't you see? Politicians and math are the same thing!!! It all seems so clear now. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Yup. Down the Grand Canyon when I was in 5th grade. I didn't really control the raft, but it still sort of counts... Okay, no, not really at all... It still technically counts as having been rafting, tour or not, just not white water rafting. Which I must say is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Xan Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Oi, I suppose you're right, it counts as rafting. But I don't consider rafting worth the time it takes to put on my shoes in comparison to white water rafting... Hmm... math controls the laws of nature, politicians control human nature... and the four horsemen are the tools they use to finally end the world. Yep, it does all seem to fit, doesn't it? Star Wars: Rebellion, A Field Manual"O be wise, what can I say more?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 It all makes sense now Xan. Thank you. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 *Wham!* *WHAM!* *WHAM!* Did we really just logically prove that politicians and math are the fifth and sixth horsemen of the apocalypse respectively? Something is wrong with our heads... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 *Wham!* *WHAM!* *WHAM!* Did we really just logically prove that politicians and math are the fifth and sixth horsemen of the apocalypse respectively? Something is wrong with our heads... Whoa, buddy! Sixth?! Where have you been? No sixth, only fifth. The fifth horseman is the director of the production. Politicians are directors of humanity. Humanity is ruled by the universe. The universe if ruled by math. Math is ruled by the people who make it up (i.e. mathematicians). Mathematicians are the directors of math. Directors are the fifth horseman. The fifth horseman is the director... Keep up! SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 *Twitch* I never thought it would reach the point where anyone was random enough in their logic to lose me... *sob* FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD! *Stabs self through heart with the double bladed swordfish (Recently beaten with cheese until sharp)* 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 *Twitch* I never thought it would reach the point where anyone was random enough in their logic to lose me... *sob* FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD! *Stabs self through heart with the double bladed swordfish (Recently beaten with cheese until sharp)*That's really strange... Well, if he couldn't handle logical nonsense, then he could never have understood the Way of the BEAK. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 Logical nonsense is fun. So is randomness. But yeah, 5th Horseman is the Director, aka: Politicians. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 *Stabs self through heart with the double bladed swordfish (Recently beaten with cheese until sharp)*http://deseretnews.com/photos/1825366.jpg Now be sure to beat the swordfish until sharp. For most people I reccomend the single bladed swordfish but today I've decided to go with the double bladed. Remember to use cheese if you are going to prepare the double bladed variety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Xan Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Ack... *twitch* DIE MARTHA, DIE!! *throws ninja star at computer monitor* Oh, wait. Umm... yeah, just ignore my emotional outburst at useless people, okay? If you want some really random logic, I should prove to you that girls are evil. Its true, mathematically proven using standard rules; substitution, square roots, and other basic laws (like subtraction). Of course its all a joke, so no taking offense anybody... *rumages around for the mathematical proof* Its around here somewhere, give me time to find it. Star Wars: Rebellion, A Field Manual"O be wise, what can I say more?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 girls= time x money ____ money= \/ evil ___time= \/evil ___ ___girls= \/evil x \/evil girls= evil Was that the one you were looking for, Xan? 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Xan Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Its similar, but not quite. Let me see if I can reconstruct it from memory, since I can't find it...(I'll use V as square root, and ^2 as... well, you should know that one) Given: To get a girlfriend, you have to devote lots of time and money.Girlfriend=time x money Girlfriends are by definition girls, so substite...girlfriend=girl=time x money But as the saying goes, time is money. More substitution...girl=money x money, or girl=money^2 We also know that money is the root of all evil, so if we substitute that...girl=(Vevil)^2 Simplify:girl=evil Star Wars: Rebellion, A Field Manual"O be wise, what can I say more?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Its similar, but not quite. Let me see if I can reconstruct it from memory, since I can't find it...(I'll use V as square root, and ^2 as... well, you should know that one) Given: To get a girlfriend, you have to devote lots of time and money.Girlfriend=time x money Girlfriends are by definition girls, so substite...girlfriend=girl=time x money But as the saying goes, time is money. More substitution...girl=money x money, or girl=money^2 We also know that money is the root of all evil, so if we substitute that...girl=(Vevil)^2 Simplify:girl=evil Hillarious! But there are exceptions. Your math isn't completely correct. Take dinochick for instance, she isn't evil. I think you forgot to work in the whole space-paleontology continium. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Brilliant, Xan! You've mastered the dark side of BEAK: Boring Exponentiations & Annoying Kalculations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Hilarious!!! I have to remember those! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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