Trejiuvanat Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Nice to hear that Elvis. Though I'll regret having your leadershp among the rebels ranks shortly, I really like my Yuuzhan Vong char. I'll gues i'll eventually revert to unorthodox tactics. Which means i'll have to define unorthodox for the Yuuzhan VOng.That'll be the hard part. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Nice to hear that Elvis. Though I'll regret having your leadershp among the rebels ranks shortly, I really like my Yuuzhan Vong char. I'll gues i'll eventually revert to unorthodox tactics. Which means i'll have to define unorthodox for the Yuuzhan VOng.That'll be the hard part.Just be yourself, Trejiuvanat, just be yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Bored out of his skull, Trejiuvanat, sat at his kitchen table staring at the two flies on an orange slice: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgCvBOwTM52ACge4yJhRk9F2IQo!*SRmiwJ74irnRxjDijW2JwrlSjxQ4PB2c05M!416o6PaBsUAQoCEUmuw8Cq331ZpuXVBdgrEhFPV!A8/seesaw.gif?dc=4675417204657574116 His new Vegetable Vong ear implants began to to listen to the two flies: Bert: 'Weeee! Eiee he he, ha ha Bob, he he, I found lovely carcus today; he he, a really big one.' Bob:'He he, gosh, where's that then?' Bert:'On the humans' front lawn, dead parrot or something. After I had some lunch, I puked it all up and ate it again. Emmm! Delicioous.' Bob:'You fiend! You could have let me know!' Bert:'Yeah but I had to find somewhere to lay a couple of million eggs.' Bob:'I still think you're a fiend.' Bert:'Does it look like I care!' Bob:'We were maggots together!' Bert:'Anyway, you can always lay you eggs on this orange slice, with any luck the humans around here will eat it! Ha ha ha.' Bob:'Ha ha ha ha!' Bert:.......berp.... Bob:....fart.... It was as Trejiuvanat realized his chin was slumped on the table and he had spent three hours listening to the two flies, his Vegetable Vong super senses began to detect something strange....he twitched....then dashed over to the Kitchen window...and gasped in horror: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADjAlMWqEJQMHPmTvnpX6Yqcg3qRPwHg7VUF*rixA4p7nxH5NicCR6xrYPXKyyyO0oJ6Ssko1ThUPFr!GQUw6OQFNeAASz6SXnyNWgiWb5MAAAAcXJgAg/kitten-wings.jpg?dc=4675417102412664363 It seemed someone else had some implants.... Trejiuvanat shuddered with fear.... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 I don't know whether to laugh at Zoot, or cry because he can fly now. Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda  Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 BTW:A heavy post full of gore!! Time to load! The Night of Long Wiskers. A tale of horror and terror. Minors: The following material is ghastly! You'll be disturbed and will have nightmeres! Don't continue reading......  It begun as just another of those days. Various stupid humans switched on their computers and logged on to http://www.swrebellion.com. It would go down as one of the most ingenious and fiendish attacks ever made by the cunning and quite simply, brilliant feline known as Zoot. How he achieved it will never be known. But it happened. Cunning and brilliant. Somewhere in Canada: Wormie shuffled as he struggled to manuever his mouse as he ate his peanut butter toast at the same time, he twitched involuntarily.... something bleeped in his computer as http://www.swrebellion.com began appearing on his monitor... he gasped, his face scrambled, 'Holy mother F...'        http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/64.jpg  Somewhere in Holland: Logging on to http://www.swrebellion.com, Scathane clutched his cup of tea as he fumbled on his keyboard. He chuckled to himself, remembering some post about Zoot being quiet of late, and noticed a blob of jam from his toast covering his return key. No one was looking; he leant up and used his teeshirt to attempt to wipe it, the button pressed downwards involuntarily, clicking onto http://www.swrebellion.com, he peered at his monitor with a frown as he heared a curious bleep.   http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/43.jpg Somewhere in Central America: Gazing in abject fear through his kitchen window, Trejiuvanat was in awe at the image of Zoot with his newly found Vegetable Vong wing implants hovering towards him. He let out a shriek: 'Not agai...'      http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/35.jpg  Far away, on some distant planet, the various http://www.swrebellion.com members began to land:    http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDaAnQT933dZMSh0b5PIc5n1nZgqKMz8mXPYyfMtHVRZaB!8RqXEZst8!hRjqMsidkzZ!lRpV1b5njjTx8NUqRLUCiqKSQr30zYs7CCIZo/boom.gif?dc=4675412957912627909  As they got to their feet, they began looking around; where were they?What planet were they on? Would Mask and Dinochick save the day? Would Elvis thrust aside his bed covers and leap into the fray? Would SOCL mobilize the Screeming Eagles and attempt some daring rescue?  In the smoldering embers of the carnage and devestation, who knew what would happen next... BTW: What the heck is going to happen next  TO BE CONTINUED..... Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 10, 2003 Share Posted April 10, 2003 Wormie?Scath?The other two men looked at Trejiuvanat"So now what?" asked the Dutch"You have the experience, Trej." said wormie"I have the experience, last time, though I was on the moon. Now... I don't even knwo what planet I'm on.""Umm...Trej?" said Scath"Yes?" "Some implants fell off!" sadi Scath his face turneing green."oops." TRej used a torn piece of cloth to patch his implants."So?""We wait, eventually Zoot will send more people here. Anyone for a game of monopoly?" http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Brilliant. Just brilliant. It was bad enough to have been nuked by Zoot, but to be stranded on the same planet with Trejiuvanat and wormie! Now he had to totally wipe them out in a game of Monopoly.... Sigh! The time would be spent well by planning revenge on Zoot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 We could have landed on Gamorr.Trejiuvanat looks around he hears somwething swine-like.It can't be.A clan of Gamorreans comes walking slow and heavily.TRej shruggs."Welcome to Gamorr, guys!"Scath looks around, hopefully there won't be nurses here. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 We could have landed on Gamorr.Trejiuvanat looks around he hears somwething swine-like.It can't be.A clan of Gamorreans comes walking slow and heavily.TRej shruggs."Welcome to Gamorr, guys!"Scath looks around, hopefully there won't be nurses here.Sjeez!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Exactly, consider it an extra incentive for cooperating and getting out of here. Wait wormie is walking to greet the Gamorrean clan. I think he likes Gamorreans. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Exactly, consider it an extra incentive for cooperating and getting out of here. Wait wormie is walking to greet the Gamorrean clan. I think he likes Gamorreans. Wormie had better get us outta here then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 The door to the ISDs medical facility opened and Elvis staggered out. "No, thanks. I can't stand the thought of another bacta bath. No, really.". When the door closed behind him, he heard someone talking from a dark alcove "Una cheechee toowa.", accompanied by a female giggle. He imediately reckognized the voice. "Mask, is that you ?".After a moment the MASK stepped out of the shadows and Elvis saw a green Lekku disappear over his shoulder. "Errm, I was just, ah discussing the finer points of bacta treatment with one of the Twi'lek medical dancers", he replied. A second later, the green skinnded Twi'lek stepped into the light as well, trying to look nonchalant. "So that's where the third one went", Elvis thought while he was grinning widely. "I'll go to my quarters to get my stuff. After you've finished your ... discussion, you should meet me at the shuttle deck. I'm eager to get back on-planet again." As Elvis went down the corridor, the MASK thought about how the fashion style for residents of the medical ward had not really changed in all these years and he briefly considered making Elvis aware of how cold it could be with that outfit. But after an impatient lekku tap on his shoulder reminded him, that he was not alone, he prepared himself to say farewell to the Twi'lek dancer....   The plot thickens, ladies and gentlemen http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 There we are: the 1000th post by Scathane!!! Feel free to print it out and hang it over your computer a a sign that you've experienced that. You've seen it. You were there. Your grandkids are going to love that when your old and wise. Â No seriously, guys and gals... I can second the post that ElvisMiggell first put up: this is a great site, these are great forums and you are a great bunch to read potst from, to post to and, naturally, you're a great bunch to totally diss every now and again! Â Thanx!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Scathane's 1000th!!!!! Unbelievable and here he is with wormie and me and some odd hundred Gamorreans on the biggest party ever on this rock!!!!!! http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Exactly, consider it an extra incentive for cooperating and getting out of here. Wait wormie is walking to greet the Gamorrean clan. I think he likes Gamorreans.  That's right, pick on the guy who doesn't have internet access over the weekend thanks guys  Anyway, Wormie walks over the Gammorean clan, and in the little Gammorean that he knew, asks to speak the Clan Matron. The Clan Matron greets Wormie while eyeing his other two companions warily.Wormie informs the Matron that they need transport off of the planet and that they would be trade their few meager possions to gain transport. At this a grin starts to spread on the Matrons face, and she informs Wormie that she does indeed know of a ship that can take them off planet, and she can show them where it is, but for her to do so she wants Trejiuvanat to stay with her, it seems that she has a thing for guys with implants. Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda  Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Meanwhile....Zoot got a little confused in the kitchen making some hotdogs.... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwC7BGMUWbzEuIP0Ix2ldKs2SuqsQLB4OYekyifCIr!rKJPTK79ROVvoxEstbzUqBD3KSBXQhJp1o7!KthRNINj3i8OJVuWByt7R!lWZIf4/hotdogs.jpg?dc=4675417513352854140 Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Zoot, you are pure evil Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda  Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Zoot, you are pure evil That's not quite right. Zoot is pure Zoot. That's worse than evil. In fact, evil has met Zoot and it broke down and sobbed... Heavily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 I stand corrected. Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda  Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyHalfelf Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 as Wormie gets telled about a ship from the Gamorrean elder a young human male comes running shouting greetings to the newcomers when he gets closer he asks "has anyone of you an extra hyperdrive motivator?? mine seems to be broken so I can't get off planet" he looks around confused "where are your ship? how the HELL did you get here without a SHIP?!?!, btw my name is Andy, nice to meet you all" Jedi Corran Duchai at your service. There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no death; there is the Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 " Hi Andy, I'm Wormie, nice to meet you to. As to how we got here without a ship, it was the work of a being so malicious, so diabolical, so purely evil that we came to be here purely by his ill will."  "Who is this person" Andy asked. "It was...... Zoot the cat" Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda  Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 ....Andyhalfelf simply leapt into his bed...an excellent day! Not only had he managed to clear a level of Jedi Outcast without throwing his keyboard at his monitor in irate frustration, but he had achieved all of this whilst simultaneously munching a peanut-butter/jam combination piece of toast at the same time! He laughed knowingly, perhaps foolishly; because he had by chance roused the attention of a certain pair of wiskers, that twitched alarmingly at that very same moment!!!  Andyhalfelf muttered something about Earendil as his head sank into his fresh pillow. He was half asleep when he heared a tap tap at his window. He rised up in concern and bewielderment. A sinister shape loomed at his window. He twitched and leant forward, pulling back his curtains. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDdAuUTE5zuviqqhnq0ZSSjTIzAjN813!vdxdjNhzsSp8UWUN*7rFifbpn2chUlQmwOiMjficGI!OYfpblA5WXutKDuMBQvq6D1V3dXURg/midget.jpg?dc=4675417632109760890 'Don't be to freaked out, you half-human fool!'  Andyhalf elf stared open mouthed at the sinister squirrel stood on his window ledge.  The squirrel rasped: 'My master sent me to give you this!' Openmouthed, Andyhalfelf found himself being handed an oddly shaped package in a jiffy-bag. It was heavy in his hand. He looked back up, but the strange squirrel in the strangely tall hat had gone. Leaves rustled in the trees outside. He shivered. His fingers twitched as they fumbled on the envelope... http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/64.jpg Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 There you go, Andy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Looks like we'll see wormie cahtting withthe Gamorreans for a while. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Looks like we'll see wormie cahtting withthe Gamorreans for a while. He'll probably have Andy as companion shortly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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