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2000 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2000 posts, that's a lot of posts. I hope I'm around to get 2000.
The force is strong in my family. No, Luke, I am your father.
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2000 posts, that's a lot of posts. I hope I'm around to get 2000.

 

Me too! :D

You left out the bit with the traffic-cone, the cop, and the 'I can't hear you officer!' Remark, SOCL. :wink:
Okay, so there we were, no one else out, just me and Jahled. We're walking down the street, laughing stupidly when I suddenly spot a traffic cone. I run, well, made a good imitation of running, over to it and grab. I put it on my head, but it, subsequentally, weighs quite a bit, so down over my head it goes. I can see nothing. Suddenly, here comes Mister British Police Officer and he pulls us. Of course, by this time, Jahled has somehow made himself mysteriously disappear. So there I am, talking to a guy witha British accent, a clobberstick, and a pistol, trying to understand him and all I can do is laugh. And every time he said something, all I could think of doing was shouting: "I can't hear you officer!"

 

Do you remember when we met the Queen?
Now that was fun! Of course, you can tell I'm the one on the left having a bit of trouble walking, much less holding myself up. Jahled is the other one, being a goody-goody and helping out Her Royal Highness.

...errr...gosh, we indeed had consumed quite a few of Zoot's finest...i'll remind you exactly what occured, my staggered friend!

 

When we left the pub we of course began singing loudly. Then we stumbled across some road works, at which point you spotted a tractor and before I could yell, 'Wait! Come back! That's a really stupid idea,' you had lept upon it and started shouting loudly about psychotic cats...then you somehow fired up the ignition and drove the bloody thing, sort of in a straight line, across the road works. ...I don't think there was to much damage...

 

Anyway, it was only after I suggested it might be a good idea if you came down, that you staggered over to a traffic light and stood there muttering about how British traffic-lights were realy freaked out that I realized just how much we had actually drunk. At this stage our mobile-phones were ringing, from concerned (and sober) girlfriends, wondering where we were. Despite our bravest attempts to come across sort of sober and level headed; you had completely lost all track of time and started staring at some Japanese guy! When I wrestled your mobile from you and apologized to your girlfriend, stating it was indeed true we had indulged in a few 'ales' the situation wasn't as bad as it sounded. I also apologized to the startled Japanese man on your behalf, made our excuses, and directed you on.

 

We continued singing.

 

Then out of nowhere there was this evil combination of cop-car screeching to a hault beside us, and me realizing you were singing through a traffic cone. It was just before you put it on your head. 'as part of your don't f**k with a Force-user,' mummbling; that you put the cone to lips and uttered the legendry lines of: 'I can't hear you officer!'

 

By this stage I was hiding in a burger joint watching you don the cone over your head and wave a rolled-up newspaper in the cops' direction;

but after ten or so minutes of listening to one of your legendry completely useless points of information, I emerged as the officers began edging away scratching their foreheads.... for brother Elvis had indeed responded to my phone call..and agreed to come and rescue us...

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Discotroopers? It reminds me of the cookietroopers....

 

Come on Trej be pacific (sp?) Chocalate Chip or sugar? :D

 

Actually I promised my dll-crew team mates almost any kind of cookies, so they would join the team. You can read the start of this in the dll section of the Reloaded TC part in the forum. :D

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Ooooo! A post on food. :D
Makes me hungry for seafood. :wink:
Not even Shrimp or crab?
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What's that Lorld La Forge?

 

Who remembers Jahled planetary restaraunt?!? :lol:

Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

 

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

Not gone, merely marching far away

Who remembers Jahled planetary restaraunt?!? :lol:
I do :lol::roll:

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That last picture's from Rebellion, isn't it?
Yonder website is definitely the home of the Drool Side... :lol:
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Yonder website is definitely the home of the Drool Side... :lol:

 

I was actually thinking of the planet sized restaraunt, but yeah. :)

Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

 

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

Not gone, merely marching far away

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