No no, Zoot's a cat, not a fish!!!

 

Elvis turned to his friends. "The time has come for me to ascend. The preparations have been underway for some time now. Recieving this body was merely the first in a long step. I am destined to be remade."

 

As he spoke Elvis started to float, not merely levitate, but ascend. His body being gently lifted to the heavens where a white light swallowed him.

 

"Goodbye my friend" murmered Jahled. "I don't know what you'll come back as, but i hope it'll be enough."

 

...and so everyone waved to Elvis as he(it) ascended, a couple of cats playing with bundles of string before them; and Zoot...well Zoot was behind them...

 

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDcAh0V8*AAoYatbzjEyp8M*zAUecLIy9YDCyvTkS2S1NcySGGkXgb*CkSX3Ndn3wq5X5*Ua8TT6ZsXch*cIH7fiZxvqMUj2CIGL3pdjSs/nhsurf800k.gif?dc=4675424763311872954

 

...doing what any Force Sensitive cat would do in a situation like this!

 

Surf's Up, Yea BABY!!!

 

BTW: SOCL, don't worry dude, i'm sure there's a dark force rising somewhere.

Yeah baby, surfing. Sorry i can't be there to join in. My body and mind are currently being warped by the powers that be.

...and when I mean dark force rising...I mean dark force rising...

 

Help!

 

What does it all mean?

 

Could Elvis return thus:

 

How ghastly!

 

Or even:

 

I can't look!

 

Edited June 6, 200323 yr by Jahled

I sincerely hope not!!! The ptb are warping my physical form yes, but not that far!!!

 

Ooooooooooohhhh, the adamantium is being coated on now, and i can feel my new powers coursing through me.

...or even fall out of the sky like this!

...or even fall out of the sky like this!

Isn't that one of the boring explanation frogs from long ago?

God damn you, you fiend! It get's tricky remembering what animated crap i've posted without images; especially after loads of Zoot-free cans of Fosters that have found there way down my gob.

 

Take this for old time's sake, SOCL you fiend-master!

 

SOCL is a hippy in disguise...

God damn you, you fiend! It get's tricky remembering what animated crap i've posted without images; especially after loads of Zoot-free cans of Fosters that have found there way down my gob.

Sorry, Jahled, but I am the Imerator of BEAK.

 

Take this for old time's sake, SOCL you fiend-master!

 

SOCL is a hippy in disguise...

Hey-hey! COOL! The funny/ironic thing about that is: I truly am a hippy/tree-hugger in real life!

Good man, because without the religious/environmental badge, so am I!

 

I'll discuss this jmore with yoiu when i'm not about to fall off my chair..http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QAAAADATjGz1C60c6ZngzEolejwkGYEdNUacS!4UeogKE2m7VLVYaum44Tpymx4piDVZfBJEaqFqAL5IrLMWqQK6TvXcLUMtAAAAAAAAAAA/Zoot.gif?dc=4675424763527443726

Good man, because without the religious/environmental badge, so am I!

Religious/environmental badge? What do you mean?

 

I'll discuss this jmore with yoiu when i'm not about to fall off my chair..http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QAAAADATjGz1C60c6ZngzEolejwkGYEdNUacS!4UeogKE2m7VLVYaum44Tpymx4piDVZfBJEaqFqAL5IrLMWqQK6TvXcLUMtAAAAAAAAAAA/Zoot.gif?dc=4675424763527443726

I take it by the Zoot-icon that Zoot is the reason you are falling out of your chair (that or beer--I mean lager).

Good man, because without the religious/environmental badge, so am I!

Religious/environmental badge? What do you mean?

 

I'll discuss this jmore with yoiu when i'm not about to fall off my chair..http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QAAAADATjGz1C60c6ZngzEolejwkGYEdNUacS!4UeogKE2m7VLVYaum44Tpymx4piDVZfBJEaqFqAL5IrLMWqQK6TvXcLUMtAAAAAAAAAAA/Zoot.gif?dc=4675424763527443726

I take it by the Zoot-icon that Zoot is the reason you are falling out of your chair (that or beer--I mean lager).

 

...upon some reflection, i'm not entirely certain what I meant...so ignore your first quote of mine, except that respecting the soil and the wind is cool....errr....ummm...I think I logged out after posting what you quoted from...and went to bed....

Have I ever told you guys that you've all completely lost it???

Can you guys get British TV in Holland?

You sad and pathetic human fool! Given Holland is another country in Europe, why on earth would they have access to the television you fart and burb in front?

 

Honestly, my patience is wearing a bit thin with human retards like you Jahled, oh grand opener of Kitty-cans

...emmm...thanks Zoot for cussing me in public. If any of you fellow dudes think i've been alone on my space hopper Click here, because we like kylie on a spacehopper!

 

Woo Yey guys!!!

Edited June 8, 200323 yr by Jahled

p1916

 

Can you guys get British TV in Holland?

Yeah but not a lot: BBC 1, BBC 2 and BBC World is about it...

Can you guys get British TV in Holland?

I know you didn't ask about the U.S., but we only get BBC World here.

 

 

You sad and pathetic human fool! Given Holland is another country in Europe, why on earth would they have access to the television you fart and burb in front?

 

Honestly, my patience is wearing a bit thin with human retards like you Jahled, oh grand opener of Kitty-cans

...emmm...thanks Zoot for cussing me in public.

Whoa, Jahled, how does it feel to be cussed out by your own cat?

It hurts my friend! If Scathe hadn't logged out I was about to tell him Star Wars was showing on ITV last night.... say have you seen Psycho, about split personalities?

 

....

 

.... .....

It hurts my friend!

Speaking of cats, my friend just got a gray and black tiger-striped kitten that were being given away for free at a local farm. When he showed up at my house, I asked him what he named him, and you'll never believe what he said....

 

Here's a hint, my eyes looked like this:

And, no, I did NOT give him the name, he thought it up himself.

Zoot?!

No, it can't be... !!!

No, no, no, noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

I just found out that a friend of mine's cat had kittens. She called one of them..... Zoot!!!

 

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This is getting extremely dark and disturbing. Elvis you live this side of the pond, SOCL you live that side of the pond...emmm...what does it all mean?

Zoot clones?