Nice to see you've had fun while I've been away!

Dude!

 

Where ya been?

 

Anyway, I haven't had much fun cause I lost my job today....

..anyway....to more important matters...Zoot...stunned at Mask's public refusal to except the fact he was infact an elephant grazing out in the shadow of Killimanjaro...did what any force-sensitive feline would do, and try and search him, and his invisible friend, jeff the elephant, out, somewhere very north of Canada...

 

...the locals were horrified....

 

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lost your job Your former company won't last long without your shiny influence

 

Well, the invisible Jeff and me, or was it Jeff and me trying out that cloaking device, that

you were not to reveal so soon , are still in Africa and searching for the craters, where the others impacted.

A personal claoking device, huh?

Well mask don't worry searching for my crater, after I landed in the ostich's belly if found a way out and eventually made my way back to an ISD with other SWR members. Elvis is undergoing medical treatment up here with twi'lek nurses and i'm enduring stress treatment iwth a very friendly chiss.

Probably Jahled's boss didn't like zoot either. BTW, wasn't the that other guy we met on the moon?

*ding*

Dinochick steps off the elevator from Heaven and starts looking for the other members of SWR. Strange, she seemed to be somewhere near the Kalahari Desert

"Mask??!! Trejiuvanat??!! Jahled??!! Hellooooooo....."

Dinochick had been wandering the desert for some time now. She still kept wondering, why all the others did not see the elevator and had instead plunged from the sky. Dehydration began to make itself known to her and she did regret, that she had forgotten to pick up a bottle of water, before entering the elevator at Bifrost.

The heat became unbearable and she thought, that she began to halucinate, when the earth kept bouncing. Shaking her head she went on, there would be some water close by. But when she heard some distant singing, her thoughts went back about halucinating.

Then she saw it and still couldn't believe it

A bit further down the plains an elephant and a guy with a yellow robe and what appeared to be a green mask under its hood were jumping by on pogo sticks. Then she recognized the voice of one of the jumpers who was just at the beginning of 'the lion sleeps tonight' and that he seemed rather pleased about how far the plains carried the sound.

Waving and shouting she tried to make her presence known to the distant bouncers. Once again she shouted 'MAAAASK !' and was rewarded by seeing the unlikely duo stop and look surprised in her direction...

 

Half an hour later she was safely hanging onto the elephant's back, while he and the MASK were continuing their search for other the swr members.

'So, how long are you two already jumping around here ?' she asked.

'Actually we were quite tired last evening and that bar a few kilometers back there came in pretty handy.' the MASK replied. 'But I've never woken up after drinking something and had such an itch in my neck'.

The elephant grunted a likewise and it was then, that Dinochick noted the reddened skin around the MASK's and the elephant's necks.

'You did even more than drink, your necks have tatoos !', she told them.

'What does mine say ?' Mask wanted to know. Dinochick looked and read between all the bouncing 'Dude' she told him. Just then the elephant inquired about his tatoo. 'Sweet' she replied. 'Sure that's sweet, but what does mine say ?'. 'Duuude !' .... she sighed.

She had seen this once in a movie and knew it would be a long trip.

...hopping along on Jeff the Elephant's pogo stick they passed a small town called Halalabub. They were curious to see the main street was having some road work done to it. Dinochick, pointed from Jeff the Elephant's back; 'Say, he looks kinda familiar!'

 

Mask shuddered in terror....

 

 

 

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Did Zoot join Village People???

Did Zoot join Village People???

They still exist?

Don't know. But perhaps it was Zoot's secret wish to join them.. You can never know with that cat.

Are you accussing my little cat of being gay?

 

Zoot will have to hear about this....

It's your cat that has psychological problem, perhaps some freudean problem there. I don't know.

Looks like I'll see the dark side of the moon again.

Hello Trejiuvanant.

 

READ MY LIPS: YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER AN EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT DEATH! (again!)

 

READ MY LIPS!

 

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Reading your lips...

Hmm...

I .... will ..... kill, no it' can't be.

Let's try again:

I ... like .... Village ....People....

I... want .... to ....join.... them.!!!!

 

I read you lips Zoot, you do want to join them.

 

 

Damn I'm really suicidical today.

Dude! And we all thought we had a hard time with cans of fosters!!!

 

Wooo! I reckon you might just be pushing the limits of personal safety!

 

Aghaa! Jahled tries to contain his immagination as far as what horrible, twisted, terrible fate will await our young Costa Rican when Zoot (currently curled up on a sofa in the living-room) wakes-up and unleashes his true dreaded POWER!!!

 

It was nice knowing you.

nice to know you too.

I think I'm seeing my entire life before me, as if in holo. One last wish perhaps. Damn after that little vacation on HAven I have nothing more to do.

Say bye to the rest of the guys.

Are you accussing my little cat of being gay?

 

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Well, look ate the way he's handling that drill... Can you blame us?

Edited April 8, 200323 yr by Scathane

The MASK couldn't help but shudder. But he quickly calmed himself reciting the Jedi Code.

'There is no emotion, there is peace...'. Yes, that always helped.

When he looked at Jeff for a reaction to the sight of the feline agent, he saw that the elephant's eyes were fixed to a different direction, downwards.

Advancing from the shadowy corners was another agent of Zoot, one of those that were only unwillingly serving him as slaves, rather than as equals. The little grey form advanced at a fast pace, the round little ears that were attached on the upper side of the head and the twitching little nose were bobbing with the movement. Even without the force, the MASK could sense Jeff increasing horror.

When it was just a meter short of him, Jeff let out a roaring noise, turned and raced away. Dinochick was taken by surprise and dropped from the elephant's back not in the softest way and found herself sitting on the ground even before Jeff's roar faded.

'Some friend you are !' the MASK shouted after him. The mouse, its mission fulfilled sped back into the shadows. When MASK offered Dinochick a hand to get up, she looked down and said 'Oh great, now I gotta buy some new clothes, just look at this...'. Turning and seeking the next store she held out a hand to MASK behind her and started saying 'Just for the time being, could you hold my ...'. Suddenly she stood in a small dust cloud and heard someone racing away. All she heard then was a loud 'meep, meep !' and the MASK was nowhere to be seen.

The MASK was running as fast as his feet would carry him. He knew how long it usually took and how he felt holding the handbag until its owner returned.

Once more he returned to the Jedi Code '.... There is no death, there is the force'. Ahh, that helped.

 

Later that day he was trying to get to a shuttle outbound for the ISD, on which several other swr members were recovering. His double agent in Zoot's evil empire had told him about the attempt on Elvis' life and that he was undergoing bacta treatment. He had to make sure, that he would be able to recover.

Jeff sure was glad that mouse was gone...

 

 

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Deeply confused, Zoot sat still. He was perplexed why his faithfull Commander; Gerald the Mouse, would turn traitor on him. He sat and mused.

 

And mused.

 

And mused some more.

 

And continued to muse...

 

Something was not right.

 

He mused on this.

 

And continued to muse...

 

Zoot didn't move.

 

'Emm...'He thought.

 

And sat patiently.

 

And continued musing.

 

....Without moving.

 

 

 

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Could it be that some devious fiend had turned him into an international ski-resort without him realizing!!!

Edited April 9, 200323 yr by Jahled

Whoa!

I'm still alive.

Perhpas the cat did really want to join village people!!!

I guys Gerald the mouse found more incentive in our Aerosmith hymn, rather than Zoot's musical preferences.

Whoa!

I'm still alive.

For now... never trust Zoot to give up, though...

Elvis is nearly better!!!

Elvis is nearly better!!!

Bless ya, dude! No make sure you're totally well very, very soon, so you can get to work on that plan of yours!