Meanwhile...back on Earth...Zoot enjoys life:

 

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Weeeeee

Shall we have revenge on Zoot? Or will we remain forever in Haven? That question had risen in Haven in the past days. Informatin had been leaked that Zoot had conquered Earth and was now skiing in the Alps. Can we, the members of SWR, allow that?

I just realized that Zoot got its first promotion. Don't know whether to congratule that psychopathic cat or fear it.

Trejiuvanat, chill man! Surfing with the apostles is great fun! Saint James didn't spend all that time being a fisherman for nothing you know. It was just an excuse to surf! Wahoo! Boy, can he surf!

 

Jahled splashes back out into the heavenly sea of wine on a surf board laughing loudly with Saint James about something to do with wet suits and being an angel.....

 

A flock of parrots streak past...Untimely finally manages to sell an insurance policy to God....

 

..the going is good....and I can't seem to remember a thing....chill...

I just realized that Zoot got its first promotion. Don't know whether to congratule that psychopathic cat or fear it.

 

Who's Zoot?

Who's who?

I just had a minor amnesia and can't remeber why I posted above. I thikn I'll follow your lead, Jahled and enjoy.

The twelve apostles are organizing a surfing contest, Jahled is extremly busy practicing int he wine waves. Now Untimely is offering God a car insurance, and mask is arguing with the archangels, why he couldn't just take a glimpse of Eden. Elvis is enjoying mana, food falling from the sky, and dinochick has a discussion on dinosaurs and the creation theory. Trejiuvanat takes a deep breath and asks the girls in the metal bikini to come into the sea.

Yes! Finally I am getting some answers!! Boy,were we all way off , the dinos really did build the pyramids hu?

Jahled, be sure to watch out, I hear saits can be awfully fearce compeditors when it comes to surfing!

Trejiuvanat, I hope that metal bikini is made out of aluminum and not iron, you wouldn't want her to sink and rust up on you know, lol

...Elvis grunted as he snored blissfully....his nose twitched as he slipped off into dreams...happy dreams....he snored...

 

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...Jahled swayed in his hammock...grunting, farting, and gibbering in his sleep...he snored loudly....

 

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...Nightmeres didn't however elude him...

Ah diddums!!!

Elvis turned in his hammok...he snored blissfully...grunted...farted...and continued with his dream....

 

 

 

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Untimely, Mask and Trej were playing monopoly with god, when they discovered that JAhled was speaking in his dreams. Soemthing of the Emperor's manicurist and Zoot being the emperor.

Elvis instead dreamt placidly. a happy smile on his yuuzhan vong face.

God of course was winning...something about the luck of the dice....he had just created eternity for dweeb's sake...

'Hehehe Park alley's mine and you're sure to land on it, my Lord.'

God rolled his dice and moved his figure on the game board accordingly.

'Negative eight ? Can I see these dice for a minute ? What do you mean, I should get my own ? Ok, you're making the rules..., but I think I never heard of such dice'

God just kept one of his patient looks on Mask as the evening grew longer...

...Mask...being the crafty bugger he was had a lap top underneath the table...despite being whiry of the bushy eyebrow constantly twitching in his direction....he observed God mutter as he was unexpectedly sent to jail, and at the same time reach for a can of Fosters that somehow appeared beside Dinochick's bank....Mask felt hollow for a second then let go of of his fears for dweeb's sake...it was only a game of Monopoly!

 

God looked sharply at Mask.

 

Mask kept a perfect expression of indifference as God plucked at the can; 'I don't know how you do it, my masked-friend!' The All-father remarked in a serious, Biblical tone.

 

click...pop...glug...glug...glug...

 

 

 

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Meanwhile on Earth Zoot was playing with his food...

 

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I didn't realise you could blow up a non-corporeal being?!?

 

Elvis twisted in his bunk dreaming of the future. He remembered Earth and in his dreams traveled there. He spoke to President Bush who was now in exile, on the run from Zoot. He invited him to select the most suitable star wars fans to repopulate the earth should anthing too bad happen. Elvis brought them through a portal to Haven. Along with Carrie Fisher from the seventies in that metal bikini.

 

He sat down and chatted with her about the finer points of method acting.

 

Jahled wandered in and changed the subject to his amazing surfing with the apostles.

...Elvis once more grunted and gibbered as he slept...he snored...dreams of Leia in her Metal Bikini soon dissolved and darker visions unfolded in his head...

 

 

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Meanwhile...Mask...deeply offended by God's accusations that he had cheated in their game of Monopoly by trying to distract him with a nuclear-empowered can of Fosters that momentarily made him blink...wandered off muttering about 'Just because you're the supreme dude you always have to win'....and... 'I was just simply being tactical and repositioning the odd hotel'...as he got to the doorway he turned sharply and waved his finger at Trejiuvanat...and gibbered something about only comming back when God apologized....then stomped off.

 

Dinochick frowned, dusted herself, and got up. She tutted; 'Honestly! You boys can't even play a game of Monopoly without getting into an arguement!' She gave God a stern, it takes a woman to make sense kind of look, and strode out of the room; 'I'm going to talk to mask.'

 

Elvis turned to Trejiuvanat and frowned.

 

God bashfully barked up; 'Look guys I was just saying I think it was a little unfair to try and distract me with an atomic explosion!' He looked awkward and shuffled, stroking his beared. 'He has just melted the board!'

 

Just then Jahled strode into the chamber clutching a surfboard with a large grin spread across his rosy face, 'Hay guys! You're never guess what I...'

 

'SHUT UP!' God, Elvis and Trejiuvanat yelled together.

 

...Meanwhile, Dinochick wandered around Heaven shouting 'Mask!'

 

She was surprised to find him sulking up a tree.

 

'Go away! I'm not comming down untill I get an apology!' He snorted.

 

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Mask, it turned out was actually an elephant!

Mask was still seating on top of that tre watching the gingerbread roof of their little palace much like the hotel he had built in park alley...

Then he heard a voice h had heard somewhere else... it took him a second to recognized it from Star Wars. a voice he autmatically associated with someone in a nice golden bikini.

"Leia?" Mask asked.

"no, just carrie fisher in a golden bikini," she answered. "God told me to come and speak to you."

Mask smiled under his mask and murmured. "Thanks, God."

he walked downt ot the beach with Leia and found there lots of SWR memebrs with girls from the SW universe.

trejiuvanat was arguing something with Mara Jade, while Jahled tested WInter's photographic memory and Untimely discussed childcare with Mirax. Elvis who just woke up was listening to Iella's intelligence techniques against psychopathic cats. dinochick stared at all of them when she realized that Garik "Face" Loran, was there. She loved his old Imperial holodramas...

Sheesh guys, i knpow we're nerds, but there is more to life than star wars and girls. I mean, not that i don't value them, but lets not turn this into an attempt to scare dinochick with our collective geekiness!!!!

Back on Earth Zoot joins up with a flying school:

 

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Thats more like it. I guess this topic should become a haven for all exiled animated gifs as well!!!!

Jahled, you stupid dim-witted human fool, tremble at my power:

 

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Zoot you pathetic excuse for a feline, even little green hermits can do that!!!

 

You're gonna have to do better if you want to impress us!!!