Mitth_raw_nuruodo

Frog for Chuck: With age comes wisdom ... A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever could have dreamed of." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

PM me if you go raiding again. I'll join in if I think the location to be acceptable.

Yes it does. Me thinks you take my hobby of playing with people's heads one step to far with the miscarriage support site however.

" 'Or blow the living hell out of [you]'??? NO! I don't think so." Mitth switched on the comm and dialed up the Security Dept. "This is Major Mitth_raw_nuruodo. I need a marksman droid at Airlock 3357. I'll meet it there and arm it myself." Mitth then turned to Evo. "Airlock 3357 is made from QCA, so IF your prototype does blow up it'll be the security droid that gets destroyed and the base won't suffer any sort of damage. Give me the gun, Cadet." As Evo handed the gun to Mitth he said, "It's only got one shot so make it count. The blaster bolt will actually become more powerful the further it travels. Also as it travels it should change colors form a light red to a bright fluorescent green." "Green???" Evo just looked at his friend and commanding officer and shrugged. Mitth waved in a 'follow me' fashion and walked out the door. When they got to Airlock 3357 the marksman droid was ready and waiting. "Here's your weapon. Your target is the ISD III that just bombarded the Reloaded Labs. It's straight out the lock. The gun only has a single shot capacity." The droid stepped through the inner airlock door, cycled the lock, stepped outside, closed the outer airlock door took aim and fired.

I can agree with dualist. I'm not sure I agree with Eagle Scout. I refuse to acknowledge Blowhard as an option, and disagree with Evil Clown as well. I could also see Jekyl and Hyde as a possibility for me: http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/jekylhyde.htm

Mitth watched his long-time friend walk out of the room. Shortly after the door closed behind Evo it opened again and in walked one of Mitth's researchers. "Ah Corporal, excellent. I've written your instructions here." He hands a sheet of paper to the corporal and stands to leave. "Let me know the MOMENT the computer is done." As Mitth walkes back to his office he starts to page through the book that Evo gave him. The more he read, the more astonished he grew. This new cadet (one of Mitth's best friends) just might be the one that Q-Branch had been looking for all this time. He made it to his office and thought to himself This is going to be a LONG night. Nevertheless Mitth had a job to do and he was NOT going to fail his allies. Enough attrocities had been commited by FURBALL and his operatives. Mitth was going to do EVERYTHING he possibly could to make sure that no one else ended up in the bunny slippers or on the island with all those horrid ponies. Mitth sat down in his conform-chair and started to read Evo's ideas in depth, starting at the beginning of the "book" that must have contained a full ream's worth of paper. "HOLY S###!!! EVO came up with this???" Mitth sat in stunned disbeliefe at the ingenuity of his friend. He then settled back even deeper into his chair and pondered what this book might mean for the anti-FURBALL forces. He was still sitting there with the office door locked when he finally succumbed to going most of a week without sleep.

Telepathy is a crock of BS only trusted and believed in by the stupid, foolish and superstitious.

Men speak w/out thinking. After we stick our proverbial foot in our proverbial mouth we stop paying close enough attention and the women take the opportunity to turn to their female friend who is most likely sitting close by. The offended female then relates the entire tale to her friend and now both ladies are pissed.

It's because we open our mouths then stop paying attention. It's when we stop paying attention that they whisper exactly what stupid thing it was that we said to piss them off.

I agree with this one for Tofu. Which one am I though???

Look out Tofu, here we come.

I copied them out of an email I got first from my step-mother, then from my last scoutmaster.

I make lots of crazy people look normal. What's more, I pride myself on said ability.

The guy does not lie...he did misrepresent who makes who look normal though...I make HIM look normal.

I would never inflict damage on an ally. Evo got threatened b/c he stole the first cookie, and then tried to steal a second. Had he asked he could've had all he wanted no questions asked.

You gang up with Tofu and you risk MY wrath Evo. You know me better than anyone here, besides, all you have to do is show up at my dorm room if you want cookies, and you'll actually get them from me, you won't from Tofu, or FURBALL for that matter.

Don't forget about Scath, Tofu.

... another lurker appears from the shadows... What are you guys, afraid we're going to bite? Feel free to come out and post at any time! I won't hurt you... much And however much Tofu hurts you, the rest of us will hurt HIM more.

I myself don't agree with all of the rules, but most of them I think are pretty accurate.

Evo, it's post like this that have led us to dislike Tofu so much. If you look through the forum topics you'll see many instances of people ganging up against Tofu.

We went to middle school together, then I moved away 6 years ago. We only recently got back in touch with eachother. I haven't yet had the chance to fully turn him insane.

You'll learn Evo. If you get the chance to correct Scath, you take it, Scath would do it to us, we need to return the favor.

The third INCARCERATION Scath??? Don't you mean incarnation?

That's it exactly Evo. I've got the chart of ranks by post count. I'll show it to you next time we're at the same computer.