General_Crespin

Thanks; in that case, to Tofu: DIE, INFIDEL CONSOLE GAMER!

Isn't that a console game?

Check out this thread over at the XWAUP board. The last page or two. It's for XvT, but I think some people are looking at TF too.

I agree. For about 249 to 349 euro, I can order a Dell computer to suit any gaming needs. Tell us the specs; I have a hard time believing a 350 Euro computer will play F.E.A.R. or Silent Hunter III. Those fall under the "any" category.

Fox News Channel? But you're right, I guess he's that guy too.

... you are a heretic. DIE.

And what if you don't have broadband, how are you supposed to patch those Xbox games so they're playable on the Xr?

I hate peppermint. That aside, the second option. EDIT: And it's shepherd. I think Sheppard is a guy on FNC.

Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble: 10. Sometimes sleeps past 6am. 9. In his bureau drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!" 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy." 5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!" 4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful sportswear. 3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening." 2. Was recently pulled over for driving his buggy "under the influence of cottage cheese." 1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards. --- ABBOT: Computer Support Group. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Lou. ABBOT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou. ABBOT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Does it get stuffy? ABBOT: Do you want a computer with Windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows? ABBOT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOT: Software that runs on Windows? COSTELLO: No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses. You know, run a business. What have you got? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOT: Recommended something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOT: Yes. COSTELLO: Okay, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office. ABBOT: Office for Windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's say I'm sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOT: Word. COSTELLO: If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words. But what program do I load? ABBOT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOT: The Word in Office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: Which word in "office for windows?" ABBOT: The Word you get when you click the blue W. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a straight answer. Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I want to watch a movie over the Internet? ABBOT: Real One. COSTELLO: Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. But what do I need to watch it? ABBOT: Real One. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two, three and four. Can I watch reel four? ABBOT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great! With what? ABBOT: Real One. COSTELLO: Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOT: You click the blue 1. COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOT: The blue 1. COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W? ABBOT: Of course it is. The blue 1 is Real One. The blue W is Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows!" ABBOT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOT: Yes, although to be fair there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words. COSTELLO: And that word is the real one? ABBOT: No. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of Office. COSTELLO: Never mind; I don't want to get started with that again. But I also need something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you have to help me track my money? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOT: No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What comes bundled with my computer? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes bundled with my computer? ABBOT: Exactly. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge? How much money do I get? ABBOT: Just one copy. COSTELLO: I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal? ABBOT: No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money. COSTELLO: Microsoft can license you to make money? ABBOT: Why not? They own it. COSTELLO: Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll still need to track it. Do you have anything for managing your money? ABBOT: Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago. COSTELLO: Well, what do you sell in its place? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: You sell money? ABBOT: Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for free. COSTELLO: That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business. Do you have any software for, you know, accounting? ABBOT: Simply Accounting. COSTELLO: Probably, but it might get a little complicated. ABBOT: If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try M.Y.O.B. COSTELLO: M.Y.O.B.? What does that stand for? ABBOT: Mind Your Own Business. COSTELLO: I beg your pardon? ABBOT: No, that would be I.B.Y.P. I said M.Y.O.B. COSTELLO: Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home business. You know-accounting? You do it with money. ABBOT: Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need more. COSTELLO: More money? ABBOT: More than Money. Money can't do everything. COSTELLO: I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for the moment. I'm worried that my computer might, what's the word? Crash? And if my computer crashes, what can I use to restore my data? ABBOT: Go Back. COSTELLO: Okay. I'm worried about my computer smashing and I need something to restore my data. What do you recommend? ABBOT: Go Back. COSTELLO: How many times do I have to repeat myself? ABBOT: I've never asked you to repeat yourself. All I said was Go Back. COSTELLO: How can I go back if I haven't even been anywhere? Okay, I'll go back. What do I need to write a proposal? ABBOT: Word. COSTELLO: But I'll need lots of words to write a proposal. ABBOT: No, you only need one Word-the Word in Office for Windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in...Oh, never mind. ABBOT: Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh, well. Computer Support Group. Can I help you?

Morrowind GotY, which is Morrowind with both expansions, is $30, and a quick eBay search reveals many cheap copies.

Mouse-controlled flight games are a horrible thing that should never have left the womb.

They corrupt them so young these years. Hi, carrieofthewest.

No "I don't need no stinkin' resolutions." option?

For XWA, check out http://www.xwaupgrade.com , models will blow you away. Friendly forums as well, as long as you don't ask any questions answered in the FAQ. Galactic Battlegrounds: Clone Campaigns is fun. It's basically Age of Kings Star Warsified (other changes, of course). If you can play online, that's even better. I was just playing Sunday night against a friend. Morrowind is my favorite game. It has bugs, but the overall experience will just blow you away. Lore, graphics, freedom (do what you want, how you want, when you want, where you want, etc.)... And the mods! Hundreds of high-quality mods and thousands that people made just because. If you have more questions, ask.

Yeah... it's called common sense.

http://www.xwaupgrade.com/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=000610

... I don't get the last sentence... I don't think I want to...

... that's awesome!

I don't care for DDR one way or another, never played.

Ahh, didn't know that. Makes sense though.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8239440482 A new twist.

Places like http://www.megaupload.com can be used for large files. I've only downloaded from them, I don't know much more than that. http://www.myspace.com/thelordofruin , don't do much with it though.

That ad is awesome. Regarding the Xr pictures on eBay, I don't know how many buyers did this, but at least one didn't pay, the seller left negative feedback. Don't know what happened since then.

I will be playing games on my computer.

I haven't finished the game, waiting 'til I get my new computer, but... the books are very good.