Mad78

Keep it up Fishface

Thanks for the advice Cain. I will for sure try to mix up a bit all the factions. And about the Avatar: 1-Were can I type in the URL? 2-Do you think Jahled would mind if I used on of his hilarious pinguin animations?

Let me explain the hole strike was actually 3 fleets brought together. And each fleet had transport ships for supplies when the fleets got together they brought these ships with them and there was absolutely no reason why they should leave them unprotected on Sullust when no Imperial fleet was expected to be protecting the DS

Mustn't have been very good they were killed by a kid

What kind of changes?

Must mean that they didn't send all there fleet

2 calamaris 1 nebulon b 3 corvettes and a few transports you must be joking

By god your right (picks up phone to call second hand SSD salesman)

Okay lets see if it is possible for me to write a serious sw vs st story. I will take Cain's advise so I present you The Honor of War Log of Urnai great leader of the Klingon colonial force. We have succesfully colonised over a 100 worlds outside of our galaxy. It is now about 20 years since we left our world, dispatched by the Great Klingon Warlord to expand our great culture over the borders of our universe. A scouting team sent to identify a anomaly in a closeby system has not giving any communication for the last 72 hours I am now commanding a small fleet of Warbirds to discover what happended. End of Log. -Sir. 20 seconds till arrival. announced the navigator. -May the Gods honour us. FOR HONOUR!!! said Urnai -For Honour! said the reste of the bridge crew. As the ship exited the warp tunnel. -Do we detect anything of abnormal to the system? asked the Cpt -Nothing exept for these four asteroids but wait.. -What's wrong about them? -Well in such prximity to the system's Sun they should have been desintegrated but they seem to be moving away from it. -Sir! We are detecting multiple signals coming from the Asteroids! said the detection officer. -Tell the fleet to disperse itself and charge phasers! ordered Urnai. Charge and destroy The signals looked like smaller asteroids and had the shape of an egg. -Target one of the signals and fire phasers full charge. a few seconds after that the computer had targeted the egg lines of pure energy charged towards the enemy but were any other object should have been vaporised the fire seemed to have simply been "absorbed" by the egg. -What happended? asked Urnai, astonished -The craft seems to have created ablack hole to protect it self my lord! -Gunner try to find a solution. Navigator caculate a course to get us out of their firing range. FOR HONOUR! The Klingon fleet started maneouvering to try and hide behind one of the system's moons. Will they were doing this the egg-like ships started attacking by sending balls of energy against the shields of the Warbirds. Suddenly one of the eggs exploded under the intensive fire of fleet. -Sir it seems that eratic phaser firing has a chance of crosing the black holes. said the gunner. -It seems that Apocalypse the God of war is with us today. Order all ships to switch to manual targeting and destroy the enemy. With this sudden luck the Klingon fleet slowly managed to eliminate the majority of the eggs. -Sir the enemy capital ships are getting in to position to attack and the fighters retreating towards them. Should I order the fleet to hold the positions? What will Urnai order? Will the klingon fleet survive? All these questions will be answered in the next episode of The Honour of War PS I know this isn't as good as Stellar_Magic's stuff but I hope you enjoy it and that I can stay in the competition. I would be honoured if SM and Cain would read this and tell me what they think. This is a bit of a test for me so please answer

The ISDs were often under the command of local govenors who didn't want to give up there protection

I would have thought of something with a rocket launcher and on the side a condom with "Frag Machine" written under

She mustn't have been near Anakin at the time because he didn't know that Luke had a twin sister

where can i put my avatar?

those where creatures created by Kun for his protection that he hid

And with the internal war they were in what we would call as the ****

Well done the story is pretty good Well I'de better get back to my Spoof

Maybe Padme looks after leia on Naboo before passing her to the Organa family?

And the Jedis eliminated them all during the Sith wars.

Crew defections were quite comon I think and the rebelion capturee alot not talking about the ones the warlords didn't have the ressources to maintane.

I guess I will have to write a spoof since a am the only one If you have any sugestions about my stories fire away

I wonder for which reason Anakin fights Obi-Wan

I thought the Massasi lived on Yavin and Exar Kun enslaved them

The problem was that the Warlords kept on fighting each other which made the job much easier for the rebellion

Thank for any compliment for my neyt story I would like to know if you totally insane or a bit more reallistic (even if I must say that I am much better at writing totally ridiculous stories than terribly serious ones) I will wait a bit before writing my next. If i get no answers I will simply write some other ridiculous story about sw vs st Answer if you wish

Captain's Log time span 3525745735j2h346éo7m3465685472n5674575nm4l7 We have just arrived in an unexplored area of space. Our mission is still the same: discover new species and technologies so that we can bloody well get home. We have encountered a specie living on a planet and have managed to contact them and we are preparing to go and met them. Spock enters the bridge. "Cpt. we are waiting for you in teleportation room." "Spock do you never smile?" asked Kirk "How could I sir if I live with idiots like you around the clock?" "I know Spock how about you insult me and cool down a bit" "Are you sure Cpt?" "Yes as long as it's not personnal" "Idiot!" "That's right keep it up" "Bastard, Gits, little Willy, ..." "Now wait I said nothing personnal!" "Sorry Cpt shall we go to teleportation room'" "Good Idea Spock I'll follow you" and so they leave the bridge In the closest toilet: "You know Zulu I sometimes wonder if the Cpt isn't a bit mad. I mean last week he teleported himself a new Cadillac. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BLOODY TAPS ON THESE THINGS!!!!!" "Don't worry Parker these are the new vocally controled taps and I agree the Cpt does look a bit mad sometimes. WATER!" water comes out of the tap "Still Zulu two weeks he wanted to teleport himself a boat. WATER" "Your right. Good thing we only received a toy one. SHAVING CREAM" "I heared he called the teleportation company to ask were the proper boat was. CONDOM" A person is heared saying "PAPER" in a toilet "You know Parker the company's representant slamed the teleporter behind him" "Anyway we had better get back to work come on" they leave the room on the sound of PAPER!!!!!!!!!!. In the teleporter room "Beam me down Snotty" said Kirk "Right Sir" "Snotty there seems to be a problem with the teleportation!" said Kirk throught his telecommunicator. "His right" said Spock "his legs seem to have stayed here" "And they are now booting my ass sir" cried Snotty as he received a great boot in his ass A few hours later after having Ki and rk back together "Am the Govener of this region of Space and if you do not leave immediately you will be destroyed" said Moff Dresna to Kirk through the Microphone "You can always try!" said Kirk As he said this an ISD appeared in front of the Ship "Fire all phaser protocle Alpha Beta 6" It was at this point that the Cpt discovered that Phasers were far from being effective against ISD shields The Hundred Turbolasers of the ISD started firing at the Ship "Cpt the shields are starting to weaken and our phasers seem to be of absolutely no effect against this Ship" "Right pilot calculate an escape cours out of here" "Course calculated sir Chicken or Fish?" "I don't give a damn just get us out of here!" "Right sir" And the the ship jumped into Hyperspace PS How about that for an absolutely ridiculous story?