Mad78

All becomes clear

SPLAT!!! (goes the AT-ST)

And now here we go for another episode of my story The Hapan ship which had hailed Urnai looked like 10 golden orbs all attached to a central larger ball. The other ships were identical but didn't have a golden color. On each ship a golden eagle surounded by a blue circle could be seen. "I repeat deactivate imediately your weapons or you shall be destroyed" said the voice on more time. "Hail them!" ordered Urnai The screen lit up. In front was a muscular man with blond hair and astonishingly blue eyes. "I am Prince Isolder of the hapan Royal Family. I order you leave immediatly our border." the man had the look in his eyes which suggested that he wasn't joking. "And I am Urnai leader of the Klingon fleet in these territories. We are lost and the only way we know to get home is blocked by a formidable ennemy fleet. All we wish is to repair our ships so that we can find a way to get back to our homes." The man appeared to think for a moment. "Okay Urnai. We shall help but understand that traitors do not survive very long in our consortium." "I understand. I promise that no one under my command shall in any way menace our people." "Follow this course it shall lead you to our base." said Isolder. PS Sorry about the lengh of this episode but was a bit short on time will I was writing it. Do not worry the next will be better.

I bloody well hope so

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A LOONIE!!! (How the hell did he know?)

Are you serious Because I find a tea pot would look more like an AT-ST than a Panzer

and the At-At after the cans in which the rations were kept

Maybe they won't even talk about nab in ep3

that's strange thing to sa. I mean when first watched SW the guns didn't really make my think of anything coming from the second World War

that is a bit the point of this topic

cool idea and you could sell them on the site

yep

(searches cupboards for "its") you're I don't appear to have any in stock but I guess I can find it at Harrods in London they will sell you anything there

Mask said something about his swiss friend (which appears to be me ) and I answered in very bad german that I lived in the french part of switzerland and not in the german part.

I agree nice to meet you by the way. If you want to have a bit of fun i suggest you check out the Star Wars vs Star Trek forums

and our symbol could be a rebel banner on a blanc background. A bit like the red cross

saorry my dear jedi friend but ich bin in der Franzozic area aus der schweiz. Wer wohnst du? PS please answer in english. I have been studying german for 6 years but still cant get the hang of it

If I remember well it started with asking how ou think the two crews would react if they met each other. It was after one or two mild battle descriptions that wrote the first spoof which can be found in the SW vs ST [ship size contest] forum. Imagine it if I wasn't such a hilarious spoof writer we may not have all these fantastic fan fictions. ( Mad78 get's up and goes and kisses himself in the miror)

The first version was ep 1,2,3,4,5,6 all together so he cut at ep 4 decided that he would do the others if he had time. he said it in an interview

Thanlk you very much for the advice SM. To all readers of this forum! the new designation for the Warbird will be Bird of Prey. Please forgive me for any confusion. same goes for the phasers which will now be called disruptors. To answer SM's question. I live in Switzerland so I do not tend to speak english every day. but I am English and Australian originally so I speak english with my family. I may also make an ever so slight reference to the borg as well.

Without waiting I shall post a new episode of The Honour of War Urnai marched around the table where the Cpts of the six remaining Warbirds were seated. They had left the asteroid field and were now orbiting one of the system's planets to allow the crews of each ship to repair the damage caused by the battle. Urnai sat down. "What do you think we should do?" he asked "Let us bomb the hole system this must be from were they come!" shouted Lonai, one of the most aggressive officers of the entire fleet. "Let us avenge our fallen brothers" shouts of agrement were given by the other Cpts when Urnai's terminal gave out a bip. The silence fell will Urnai was reading his message. "Brothers! I think I would have chosen your solution if I haden't just received this." He pressed a button on his console. The lights dimmed as a hologram appeared. "This is a map of the system" said Urnai "What is that?" said one of the Cpts pointing at a black blur at the pole of the fifth planet "That, from what the Navigator says, is a spatial anomaly of some sort. It most surely from there that those ships came from." "What are you suggesting captain" asked Lonai. What a good question, when he had been assigned to this colonisation mission he hade not been informed that he would have to fight a fleet asteroids firing plasma all over the place. "I suggest he investigate it more closely. I know this may be a bit dangerous but it is them who have intruded on our territory and it is there for them who will have to be punished for it. FOR HONOR!!!" "FOR HONOR!!!" shouted the cpts as one. "I shall call the closest colonie for reinforcements. I want you and your crews to be ready within an hour." "Yes my lord!" An hour and a half later, the klingon fleet had received a reinforcement of 14 ships and was approaching the anomaly. "Approaching the anomaly Sir contact in 20 seconds" said the navigator "I want all phasers charged and ready to fire" "5...4...3...2...1... Contact" the Ship shook slitly "We seem to have crossed a kind of electromagnetic field." announced the analyst "Sir i'm picking up multiple contacts 15 no 20, 25, 40 Sir they are coming from all sides" announced the officer at the detection "To all ships disperse! Disperse! Navigator calculate a course to get us out of here" ordered Urnai as 3 Warbirds exploded. "Course calculated Sir" "Transfer the coordinates to the reste of the Fleet and warp!" "Coordinates transfered, Activation of the warp drive." On these words the ship warped away of the battlefield. The fleet arrived in to another system. "Status of the fleet" asked Urnai "We have lost 8 Warbirds in the engagement and we have 3 heavily damaged ships" answered the detection officer "Tell the crews to proceed to as many repairs as possible and..." He was interupted by the arrival of twelve ships. The telecomunication console activated itself. "You have just entered the territory of the Hapan Consortium. Disarme your weapons and surrender or you will be destroyed." PS What you think of the little twist at the end? I hope Cain appreciates the hapians. And still can't find where to enter the URL for my Avatar.

GL actually had the problem that his first story was too big to make a film

An honour coming from you

Now here is the second episode of my story Thoughts raced through the head of Urnai. Was he supposed to lead the Klingon fleet to an uncertain victory against the enemy ships? Or was he to flee and lose the honour he had gained by fighting for many years in the great wars? But he knew there was an other possibility. "Navigator is there an asteroid field in this system?" "Yes my Lord there appears to be one orbiting the third planet of the system" answered the officer with an intrigued look on this face. "Pilot, set a cours for the field. We are going to see if these ships are as maneuverable as ours." ordered Urnai. Most Klingons thought that numeric superiority and having more fire power was the key to wining a battle. But one thing Urnai had learnt during the wars was thatusing the environement and strategies was far more important. "Navigator scan the field to an empty spot in which we can set an ambush" "Scan complet, calculating course, course caculated" "Pilot. How long till we reach the Asteroid field?" asked Urnai "1 minute 30 seconds my Lord" The communication panel suddenly started beeping. "This is Warbird Firebrand. We are under intensive attack from the enemy ships. Our shields are weakening awaiting instructions" said the voice. Urnai knew the Cpt of that ship, he was an old friend and they had served on the same ship during the wars. "Warbird Firebrand..." Suddenly the telecommunication was cut. Urnai gave a big punch in to the panel. an other one, an other friend that fell under his command. "Sir the Firebrand has started maneouvering... It's placing itself on a collision course with one of the enemy ships" said the officer looking after the detection. "May Kahless honour you my friend" said Urnai as the Firebrand finished setting it's course. The small egg-like ships were now attaacking the Warbird by all sides. Desperatelly trying to destroy it before it's cllision with their ship. The asteroid ship itself was firing numerous quantities of plasma against the doomed Warbird. But this unsufficient to destroy a klingon ship in full acceleration. The Warbird crashed into the front of the ship. Then it exploded. A ball of fire surounded the asteroid desintegrating anything in its way. In less than a second all that was left were floating debris. "May we all die in such aillant ways" shouted Urnai to the bridge crew "My Lord we are now entering the asteroid field" announced the pilot "Tell the ships to disperse. I don't want to lose more ships." The Klingon fleet started dispersing to avoid the asteroids." "Sir the enemy ships are following us." "Good. Navigator how long till we reach the ambush point?" "27 seconds Sir" answered the Navigator Suddenly one of the enemy ships was percuted by a stray piece of rock. The asteroid went straight through the ship. Burning air started consuming the ship will other asteroids ripped it to shreds. "Entering point in 5...4...3...2...1..." Suddenly the asteroids stopped and the fleet entered a calm spot. "All ships disperse to prepare ambush"ordered Urnai A few seconds after this order the asteroid ship arrived in to the calm area. "To all ships! The grip of destiny formation!" The grip of destiny was one of the formations that Urnai had learnt by observing the federation ships. It consisted of the ships maneouvering to form a prisme with the enemy ship in the middle. "To all Klingons! Fire phasers full power!" The fleet fired as one. The asteroid was incapable of intercepting all of the fire it's surface ravished by the phaser fire. "Fire torpedoes into the weak areas"ordered Urnai. He knew the destructive potential of torpedoes and the damage the ship opposite him could sustain. Each klingon ship fired three torpedoes. The asteroid manged to interceptsome of them but the reste finished of the ship which started desintegrating itself. "Navigator calculate a course to get us out of the asteroids and then scan the area to find were those ships came from. We can't just wait to be destroyed by an entire fleet of these." on these words Urnai left the bridge. PS I haven't het got to know what SM thinks of my stories.

If Elvis was talking to me before: I got the info from playing XWA where you have to help each fleet join up because they are being attacked