Sneaky_Zoot

BTW:A heavy post full of gore!! Time to load! The Night of Long Wiskers. A tale of horror and terror. Minors: The following material is ghastly! You'll be disturbed and will have nightmeres! Don't continue reading...... It begun as just another of those days. Various stupid humans switched on their computers and logged on to http://www.swrebellion.com. It would go down as one of the most ingenious and fiendish attacks ever made by the cunning and quite simply, brilliant feline known as Zoot. How he achieved it will never be known. But it happened. Cunning and brilliant. Somewhere in Canada: Wormie shuffled as he struggled to manuever his mouse as he ate his peanut butter toast at the same time, he twitched involuntarily.... something bleeped in his computer as http://www.swrebellion.com began appearing on his monitor... he gasped, his face scrambled, 'Holy mother F...' http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/64.jpg Somewhere in Holland: Logging on to http://www.swrebellion.com, Scathane clutched his cup of tea as he fumbled on his keyboard. He chuckled to himself, remembering some post about Zoot being quiet of late, and noticed a blob of jam from his toast covering his return key. No one was looking; he leant up and used his teeshirt to attempt to wipe it, the button pressed downwards involuntarily, clicking onto http://www.swrebellion.com, he peered at his monitor with a frown as he heared a curious bleep. http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/43.jpg Somewhere in Central America: Gazing in abject fear through his kitchen window, Trejiuvanat was in awe at the image of Zoot with his newly found Vegetable Vong wing implants hovering towards him. He let out a shriek: 'Not agai...' http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/35.jpg Far away, on some distant planet, the various http://www.swrebellion.com members began to land: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQDaAnQT933dZMSh0b5PIc5n1nZgqKMz8mXPYyfMtHVRZaB!8RqXEZst8!hRjqMsidkzZ!lRpV1b5njjTx8NUqRLUCiqKSQr30zYs7CCIZo/boom.gif?dc=4675412957912627909 As they got to their feet, they began looking around; where were they? What planet were they on? Would Mask and Dinochick save the day? Would Elvis thrust aside his bed covers and leap into the fray? Would SOCL mobilize the Screeming Eagles and attempt some daring rescue? In the smoldering embers of the carnage and devestation, who knew what would happen next... BTW: What the heck is going to happen next TO BE CONTINUED.....

Hello Trejiuvanant. READ MY LIPS: YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER AN EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT DEATH! (again!) READ MY LIPS! http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwC3BEgUV7Ubu0MXsWB0tlNnHR5uw9WLd1o3CwCXUquYZnsA2o*1DtPDXkp6d*iJc77nWpKXjxZNA24YL2noO3nE35SO6B4SQHdOBp9uqAA/talkcat.gif?dc=4675416638359773224

Zoot in the field: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDdAsAVjhtiA3wRORK62IvWQkK4YbZPrNluNi7Yl7M1LX8Z8ZuHHaCXPre7f1gyh4XEZJaPJoLxowGNJFTpacLdPzf2YZdcqQmcJKMRC7M/prairie-cat.jpg?dc=4675416489239961042

Foolish humans!! All animals are mine to command! My chief commander is a mouse. Observe my Jedi powers as I despatch him off on another secret mission! http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDeAo0VnQ1G*DE47xCZafNq16JlOt8ijzI579pCOMAU0N8ym6M*oe6!CPDyDL!AmC7kcLJ4hnynRYjWgh8r8!Au2LZepfmkj7gyWamhf88/cat-n-mouse.gif?dc=4675416487913695821

Hello Trejiuvanant. How are you today? http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PwDeAv4RGCTCQDACEiHtuK7JS698TgbiZ19INHf0RA4CXHfz1oCmTqbsCfd2*Ic!*UQfRzG6NsRsRbeQGqhNFhuzVd2EmmZG/046.gif?dc=4675416491378500023

...meanwhile...at an undisclosed, highly secret and sensitive location...Zoot and Commander Gerald the mouse celebrated their successful use of the new Zoot Missile....which turned out to be a vast improvement over the earlier Nuclear can of Fosters..... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDeAs4WBmpQMHPmTvnpX0T5kB3WnyfBcEfG6hS3RWNp1RTp5L**pf8ZesYoeMvexgjizR3g!dy*Vw5hlEMkspbjK5r4jOrxip0K!TcNVKpWalKlyXcNVg/kitten-bounce2.gif?dc=4675416489236949793 ...Gerald squeeked....'Hurray! Hurray! We got him! Who's next' Zoot purred, stuffed with Scooby Snacks and Kitty Krunchies. 'Our next victim will know soon enough!' Zoot's wiskers twitched involuntarily.

emm..confussed you seem..my young student...have you ever looked up from your desk...IT IS I, ZOOT; YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER!! Remember this tomorrow when you occassionaly glance up at your teachers...picture one as me as you take in their gibberish....fart, grunt, shout something loudly in Arabic about you're darkest dreams being haunting by a psycophythic cat...odd they they may view you.....but that's ok..with us you now are...

The Dweebs converse....

Roll up you dorks... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDiAugVIyRVMDH3eDiHWFUF4*R0tOmHKMO57niaab*3B!Bcr1f5PSADxbuWIp7BgiLdoUa4UMURavTGbXUeUAiMhkp8m4ksjJSKCJ3pYFY/nohands-flip.gif?dc=4675415705560402963

...emmm....How dare you speak about me on these forums...

...SOCL twitched as he tapped on his keyboard. There was an unusual stillness in the night air. The trees beyond his window seemed silenced; as if frozen in time by some nameless entity. He glanced into the darkness, wondering what people were talking about concerning the dread and mystery surrounding Zoot. What should he have to concern himself with a cat, given his distinguished record. Upon thinking that, he found himself involuntarily glancing his Blaster slung in it's holster on the wall. Perhaps it should be nearer he thought. There was a sudden gust of wind, the blew the trees beyond his window into a sudden flurry and roar of life. Perhaps he should read 1000 Posts!!! He thought. Emm... Elsewhere, Commander Gerald the Mouse followed Zoot's orders and jumped once. It immediately activated the new Zoot missiles, shaped to resemble the Force-Using cat, which roared into the evening sky. MEEOOOOWWWW!!! http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDeAhsUcqcekZUK*AIsXFedxKiop38pPAEsL3XdRXl3JdS26a6bN1vMdnCii*WADQoq8I!HNT2rhGNDjCqAU!GItch4ECGjIyKpS8XW6ao/kitmill.gif?dc=4675416214533227634 At that very moment, SOCL twitched. His heart began to pound; as if drumming it's way into his very soul. He couldn't understand why, but his fingers were trembling, his forehead covered in swett. He eyed his blaster. MEEOOOWWWWWW!!! He leapt up and made for his blaster. 'What the hell.....' He shrieked... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwAAAJgUbcc!6QoNr66L26yikvvgfpLIsyuqhPRdEIjf5YxYAPI10RPrP*bGUKm398yRqtA7FRyOiL6HqlCOPtJa!y7JYsBkn68csH2dZvw/stokes_p.jpg?dc=4675416221765834846 But it was to late. As Treijivunant and Scanthane had predicted, Zoot had reared his fluffy face and twitched his wiskers.

...Zoot unleashed his Force-powers on his friend Gerald the Mouse: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwCvBDkWvDf2Ay1HC*qxDd5Q5aJIngRx0KHCqzgkPo!gtayrdcRDnXlzoK*g76KYAZ6HLgTiLs4smZkr6dR8wllJOHxrJbh1WGXM5k!UVFc/telekitnesis.gif?dc=4675416214542644747

...from some shadowy corner of http://www.swrebellion.com a pair of ears twitched, a nose flickered, a pair of demonic feline eyes flashed with flame.... Zoot let out a mighty roar... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADeAgoV8!TnQWZK8Fh1FvCKBNik!0fzRK6xgS5iWJJxLbvgdza8GgNgbVZSfzogDAExMVZmc7depcK3oMRjWefiEnlFyf5u5ZbjKOHUxVY/evilkitty.gif?dc=4675415791643700742 MEEEEEOOOOWWWWW! SOCL would curse the day he dared enquire who the terrible Zoot was...

Zoot, concerned that Jahled hadn't returned home to feed him his Kitty Krunchies, set out to find the stupid human. He soon looked up a very tall tower. Bored, he desided to climb it, anyway, from the top of it he might be able to see the retard who opened his food. After some skillful and dextrous climbing, wind russled through his perfect cat-fur. Gosh! It was a tall building; he could see Costa Rica! He waved at Trejiuvant. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQDoBB8apWD5g82PIf8LoduyD8qdmWKy1qtbYOf4d2YrD6K3L7wKVdBDNppU1DVomNk02WqOhP*7YyxTn0AWIVmWGBCH*t5xFNg4JNBS*uVmBKHl6DJP3dIiJGQnOCIo/ani_no_hand_empire_sml.gif?dc=4675415791637533487

Zoot, getting bored waiting for Jahled to crash land back on Earth and feed him some Kitty Krunchies, exerted his Jedi powers on his fellow denzins in the Jahled household: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwCvBDUWyjbHYyH*ufVmXZEwi7Iba3xjNvF9niJZq5TmB4SPjJGu7IjVygQF6tX94FrpsDnllDnOIZxDeAW*3wuHgK!0GBXhfhU2*FH4xmA/scary_kitten.gif?dc=4675415706641562355

...Jahled's to thick to think of things like that.... Our man in the field, Zoot: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QAAAAIQTHYMvpxJP0xt3FT1kThbjjXCJR*JBsEZklDvvULQAxyBGDsXxJz1iCTED9kQMIRV0dMF*wRtK4RVWr0wpoPfgzRFkAAAAAPBv1g4/kittyzoom.gif?dc=4675415436258741140 ...or at least on the living room sofa...

Hello Trejiuvanat. I'm just keeping an eye on you.

Jahled, you stupid dim-witted human fool, tremble at my power: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PgDcAj4S0TdQMHPmTvnpXzXJ3y6nEiRO1KseRhqVXttoMC3OM3DkxG7xWFDlfwja*gGWwqeETLxou92dQptR*OYIwp5pEnAJ/kitten3.gif?dc=4675414968142158741

...Elvis once more grunted and gibbered as he slept...he snored...dreams of Leia in her Metal Bikini soon dissolved and darker visions unfolded in his head... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PgAAAIgSG0ehvZatwu5GijCXfNwBdryWuMZdjsAeODiMTejppLidKYiskwpDj9gkJryzFXKwgqZD!NP94va*zynRTyBmJflq/anthony.jpg?dc=4675414968123192483

I'm busy sleeping at the moment...so i'm sending one of agents in the field; here's Horace: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDmApYU9cv7ksZJ3SODjnYEhV0B9QyTioG3Us4yzOyTqf7zIraFvv0X!NayoJNUuWrUypLBgrOXpwItCbmDwPTFxxLPxPComHQgKJ*0*WM/spidermonkey.gif?dc=4675414840839927792

Meanwhile...back on Earth...Zoot enjoys life: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PwDeAqESdVBm64avGe34NPEgypeejOsU3A8WbF3CzmfkPJaaTd9VLB9XaswlsHevkLXVrxhceC4s3ts3xcDg*u1s0tbJ6Omb/wwweeee!.jpg?dc=4675414457870170092 Weeeeee

Somewhere.... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQDiAuUXvL*T24vrDX*HJZ26OrEJqtUNx!ouNwlQ4J9OrGmQtQXP!THRLWhXSyHyyo3NH7BlHq0zFCkw2z9lHatral34gLqBdmnsMig4pIcA99ZM5U50sg/heavenly_sign_02.gif?dc=4675412688727152905 ...Somewhere....

New York seemed so tranquil... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwCzBBgUmarGh3wMYd9NJEyYf2jKwvxHgsyZKo5cJ7iOyufeJwMElXAnaC7C2*7odi8ofl8WjOabGvqHtbN5gabO3sMnLQnG1uVRGSiZqGE/badcat.gif?dc=4675413874532108723

...all over the world...they awoke... http://members.lycos.co.uk/rapitinui/images/worknout2.gif

...BUT LO! THE TRUMPETS RANG...FELINES EVERYWHERE MEOWED LOUDLY...AND WITH A FLASH OF LIGHTENING AND A RUMBLE OF THUNDER...JAHLED EMERGED IN ALL HIS GLORY... FELINE LIGHT SABERS ERUPTED EVERYWHERE AT HIS SHEAR SIGHT...WISKERS TWITCHED IN HIS GLORIOUS LUMINOCITY...BALLS WERE LICKED AS HIS GLORIOUS CALL TO ARMS IN DEFENSE OF HUMANITY AGAINST THE EVIL VONG BECAME APPARENT... YES! WISE JEDI MASTER ZOOT'S REAL STATUS AS THE PROTECTOR OF HUMANITY WAS UNVEILED! CATS, it would seem, WERE THE LAST REMINANTS OF THE JEDI ON EARTH! JUST AS DOLPHINS WERE LEFT TO CALCULATE THE MEANING OF LIFE & EVERYTHING; AND THINGS LIKE, WHY NO BLUE-WHALE HAS COMPOSED THE EQUIVELANT OF SHAKESPIER OR WRITEN THE AQUAR-VERSION OF WAR & PEACE...FELINES WERE THE PROTECTORS AGAINST ALIEN PSYCOPATHS LIKE THE VONG.... The nuclear-enhanced cans of Fosters now turned out to be a ruse, to protect and prepare swrebellion members from the Vong threat! Wise Jedi Master Zoot was actually their protector all along!!! http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VwDhAugbcQWeyI3psHhgm57k442UFd0fcmT8qwMgJQMOfVBW7E!Wak25h48ZkoPG5!jcAUEJeB1NgOQjJ*qlud9gYY68bCSJfsHhIWu85aNBOXXQVfegjbPyS9nodHgK/titian-charlesv-kitten-big.jpg?dc=4675413367367008745