Sneaky_Zoot

Good lord i'm hard! Yell my name any louder and you will know when you've been visited by, Zoot.... ..... .....

I do relish a good mystery. *****bzzzzzz***** Jedi Ninja La forge (superhero) takes all of his moderator powers to enter Z t's post, and cuts a hole in it. The Furry Foe is slowed down for a minute. Just enough time for LF to escape swr.com and hides in outer rim ******bzzzzz***** ****but the creature...is now... angry*****

Which fool mentioned my name? I've been jolly busy communicating with my agents in the field. You might as well all go and top yourselves. You're all shagged. Your fate is utterly inevitable. My sinister agents are already amongst your pathetic population. Beware of anything that at first appears fluffy Edit: Paws I have! Not bloody fingers!

WHO DARES UTTER MY NAME? oops...

Of course he is you stupid human fool! I've just been busy in real life, you know; get kinda distracted, I think... But having said that, I have been guilty of the odd bit of raving...

Greetings young Padadweeb, for you are mistaken....the PARTY HAS JUST BEGUN!

You do that you retarded beer-consuming fool. I thought this was very amusing for a couple of minutes before I got bored and ate the stupid gerbil. God, rodants are almost as thick as humans.

Well the prospect of more of Jahled's socks flying my way has persuade me to vote 'other,' for the reasons that human fool outlined. Is a Russian a form of Sardine? You pathetic human fools. I despair. Guess i'll get fed now.

Don't think of me you spliced-fiend! I'm having enough trouble dealing with SOCL's Bloody interests! HELP!

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PwDHAr0Snk*tGDmfu9SVcoxfTcL6EtKGm2QZPVtgQjhFNn9Rv*41S65Jj0WDJH8hRdm0SpqEBLbNa09Sk5Kwmlpe!9IQwjnF/Yay.gif?dc=4675425471040794648 Well done you human/vong fool, it's simply been a pleasure blowing you up and other wise causing you pain. I'm looking forward to inflicting more agony on you in the near future! Do not under estimate the power of the DARK SIDE!!!

...meanwhile... at a hidden computer somewhere tropical and secret.... dorkforces are at work.... What could this possibly mean?

Oh hello Trejiuvanat! Look what I can do through the power of the Dorkside! Cool eh? ...Neo's not bad either if you keep Salsa extremely basic...

Nice Avatar Bill! I liked this scene: Happy!

You sad and pathetic human fool! Given Holland is another country in Europe, why on earth would they have access to the television you fart and burb in front? Honestly, my patience is wearing a bit thin with human retards like you Jahled, oh grand opener of Kitty-cans

..emmm... I appreciate the fiendish write up, oh human fool; but i'm not very happy with the words 'retarded' used in your pathetic attempts at conjuring fear and terror in association with my name...

Somewhere, elsewhere, everywhere... http://www.mrsheep.20m.com/images/busybusybusyperson.gif

You human fool.

You dim-witted, stupid human fools! I've become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

In fact his mind was truely freaked out, you human fool; after Andyhalfelf's punishing experiance with the...wimper...box...aghaaa!!! http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RACvBOIUvdvNEiCl6BBr*ADta*HG5Wz!QPAbh3QFqu!7sokR65DnAQzbN1f2jzgileCf3cttTC1Nf0ree0wq!2Ajre9ST7bfcrEuqVcM5Ww/cats_eyes.gif?dc=4675418460038808106

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDeAkAUubQbu0MXsWB0tlNnHR5uw9WLd1o3CwCXUquYZnsA2o*1DhFAHFHcoMRgPFU6dL*kWOa2nXhH0LYb!HoS*UdwJAJw6kuzhBSfrtQ/talkcat.gif?dc=4675416638359773224 Wassss uupppp! ...Zoot meowed loudly, before pressing a large red button.... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwAAAC4XP4ZAcUCx*cLJE3GLWj3DY1NSEDo9rdsqYTvgHGrAVcxw09eFjKPAgkFOm!SD58JnFJNZZSZT2hzxT7TDue3Ra78g0Wwh5zYB8l91HOnskgEenA/2kittens_scene1.gif?dc=4675417587594456227 ...and cackled loudly as Tiddles, from next door...was no more...! BAD PUSSY!

....Andyhalfelf simply leapt into his bed...an excellent day! Not only had he managed to clear a level of Jedi Outcast without throwing his keyboard at his monitor in irate frustration, but he had achieved all of this whilst simultaneously munching a peanut-butter/jam combination piece of toast at the same time! He laughed knowingly, perhaps foolishly; because he had by chance roused the attention of a certain pair of wiskers, that twitched alarmingly at that very same moment!!! Andyhalfelf muttered something about Earendil as his head sank into his fresh pillow. He was half asleep when he heared a tap tap at his window. He rised up in concern and bewielderment. A sinister shape loomed at his window. He twitched and leant forward, pulling back his curtains. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDdAuUTE5zuviqqhnq0ZSSjTIzAjN813!vdxdjNhzsSp8UWUN*7rFifbpn2chUlQmwOiMjficGI!OYfpblA5WXutKDuMBQvq6D1V3dXURg/midget.jpg?dc=4675417632109760890 'Don't be to freaked out, you half-human fool!' Andyhalf elf stared open mouthed at the sinister squirrel stood on his window ledge. The squirrel rasped: 'My master sent me to give you this!' Openmouthed, Andyhalfelf found himself being handed an oddly shaped package in a jiffy-bag. It was heavy in his hand. He looked back up, but the strange squirrel in the strangely tall hat had gone. Leaves rustled in the trees outside. He shivered. His fingers twitched as they fumbled on the envelope... http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/64.jpg

Meanwhile....Zoot got a little confused in the kitchen making some hotdogs.... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwC7BGMUWbzEuIP0Ix2ldKs2SuqsQLB4OYekyifCIr!rKJPTK79ROVvoxEstbzUqBD3KSBXQhJp1o7!KthRNINj3i8OJVuWByt7R!lWZIf4/hotdogs.jpg?dc=4675417513352854140

...emm...for a human, I guess you're not bad. If it makes you feel any better I was sitting on the sofa this afternoon and head fell off! Or rather my body fell off... Anyway, everything's ok because being a cat i've got loads of lives left. In all honesty, I realy can't explain how it happened. I was quite freaked out! Anyway, please hurry up and get better, because I wont to bully and humiliate you in public. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDeAt0TgJrPmAGuG1cUObsBYjl6VvEvXQJMp8s6MKJU16AN3KiikEloKyyvoMxBBPSy7FyQvl5GlEY5dFhJONrsqXPwplWIkmUYJT*eeik/kitbod.gif?dc=4675417587639744271

....purrr...purrr...purrr.... I've just voted you human retards. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAAAAJcUMctfI8lrG*48qyn70Wzv704*t!qN3qT8UgeirOFoDuxCusXyCQM6TT9XicBM4dAwQZGEEz2l2KPbJbOPhv7D!r2UAfbgBTV9FUw/catheadb.jpg?dc=4675417361000003735

..the following morning... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgDdAssVuxl1ZsUSQgmJuNZni3IcKymeXRKOF0KehUYhC07E0s6pFdxmnNwc3of!inR0vT5s6nm*kJjrGfRb3e89e2lxBDeROQCSyF2BmV4/sleepyclive.gif?dc=4675416380755784113