ElvisMiggell

OOC: Yeh that's fine. I guess its down to Trejuivanat. It's good that you're comfortable with Jedi, they're the only people that can save us!!!

I'm famous!!!

Dude, i've just seen your new quote! It's the bumper sticker philosophy!!! My favourite is; "All people have photographic memories, some just don't have film."

It was a very funny sketch show on prime time tv over here. I think it used to be 9:30 on BBC2. Basically it was full of surreal sketches, including one of a tailors where the two men used to wind up their customers with persistent cries of; "Do you like that sir?" "Oooh, suit you sir" And so on and so forth. It was funny at the time.

Oh well i guess that's okay then. Can we see an example of it here?

I don't think they get the Fast Show over there Jahled.

And what's this 'small program' you're working on?

Hey well done, you got a promotion!!! Your on your way. Post my Padawan, post!!!

Clipping is usually associated with the computer not correctly defining the edges of models. The most common clipping problem is seeing two solid objects merging instead of bouncing off each other. However, it can be manifested in two objects overexaggerating and avoiding each other more than they need to. Hope that helps at least explain the problem a little better. Unfortunately I don't know the cure.

"Here", said Elvis "have a can of Boddingtons. Zoot can't get to them, they're brewed in Area 52.569, two areas away from here. They're safe, and if you don't like that I've got some Strongbow. Now, we'd better relocate to Area 52.568 and plan a counter attack. Our revenge will be swift sure and something else beginning with 's' if i can ever think of something!"

Actually at this point i'd like to say that i am consistently impressed by the levels of English of our non-english speaking friends. I really am guys. Makes me feel kinda rude for not learning other languages well enough to use them on the net.

Well i try. :)

Now the battle was joined, sabers whirled, flourescing in the midnight air. Mewls of pain were heard as the members of SWR deftly cut down cats left right and center. For the members of SWR knew the truth. Cats were not the remaining Jedi. Cats were the misguided ones. Shadow Jedi, those drawn from the path of justice, as demonstrated by their attack of a HUMAN in a Vong's body. A human that was in a Vong's body thanks to a CAT!!! Zoot had misled and misguided cats all over the world. This Shadow Catti Master was evil through and through, though he realied it not. With great slinkiness Zoot sped off, leaving his expendable cat friends to die. The members of SWR surveyed the scene. Pawsed for thought (get it? ) and looked at the dismembered cat parts around the sight. Dozens of innocent technicians had been slaughtered, for they were susceptible to the effects of exploding lager. Elvis looked about him and surveyed the devastation. He cried. Now, you must understand, when a Vong crys, it is not a pleasant sight, and that is why they do not do it. But Elvis could not help it. He had lost friends. And for what? Why had this war started in the first place? Because of a cat? Yes, a cat, an evil, twisted, maniacal cat. Elvis knelt next to the lifeless eyes of a technician who had had them plucked from his head, and made a vow. THIS CAT WOULD PAY FOR HIS CRIMES!!!!!!!

OOC: Calm doon man!!! Nah really, it's up to you, if you want to turn dark, i have no problem with that, although obviously I'd prefer you to remain light.

Zoot, you have no idea what you're up against. Elvis' personal ship sped into the Earth's atmosphere at Mach 20. Trejuivanat, who had just mopped himself up threw up again due to motion sickness, and Untimely fainted again. The craft did not decelarate as it approached the ground. Fearing they would crash Trejuivanat vomited out his intestines. Elvis re-packed them with a not to gentle force push. The craft sped into the ground, through a holoprojection. They were safe in a hangar having slowed down to a mere 2000mph and then stopping. As they emerged from the craft, Elvis' newly recruited staff came to great him. Technician: "Welcome to Area 52.567 Sir." He beamed with satisfaction at having gotten the place name correct. The adjustment had confused him for a while. "The services of this country are yours. I will not say which country as we know that THE EVIL ONE has ears everywhere."

Who me?!?

Interesting, i've never had any problems with any of the model. I haven't used all of them, which is why i asked. I guess you need to pm Mask and ask him if he knows anything.

Is it with certain models, or all of them?

Hit yourself with a slapstick!!!

Great to have you back Mask, though you were never absent from our hearts. Sob Sob.... Anyway, i look forward to seeing what you've got for us!!!

He wants to be an all powerful jedi thingymajigerr type whatdyamacallit!

Impressive title. I have to confess i still like the original music, but i'm odd, so there we go.

With a flash Elvis emerged from hyperspace and cruised in above the moon. His spaceship was strangely round like a disc. Radar contacts all over earth lit up. George Bush wet himself, and Tony Blair went crying to his Mum. Elvis forsaw all this using his force powers, and so as not to humiliate the aforementioned world leaders he turned his cloaking device on. He then stepped out of midair or should that be midspace right in front of Untimely giving him the shock of his life. In a decidedly unsuitable voice for a Vong Elvis announced who he was. Untimely promtly fainted, and Trejiuvanat threw up in his helmet. Elvis carried them both on board and zoomed back down to earth, still rather sensibly cloaked.

Isn't it nice to see people being nice and helpful on the net.

Sounds good to me. I figure i could maybe come up with a coupla hundred squid as incentive. I others are willing to come up with something i figure we could get a reasonable amount together. Unfortunately i am in a particularly badly paid job and so cannot afford to give any more than that.