DarthTofu Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 (edited) I know that I originally posted all of these in the art section but, well, it's expanding into its own thing. The first eight comics were, unfortunately, destroyed in what shall, from here on out, be known as the great post-count massacre. At any rate, here are the first seven comics (I deleted the second one from these new 'archives' due to complete suckiness... And the fact that Krytos is apparently not blonde.) So, right, here we go: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ZootInc.jpg Issue one:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ZootComic1.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ZootComic2.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ZootComic3.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Zoot4.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Zoot5.jpg Issue two (Not for the faint of heart):http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Muttinchopsandwall.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Muttinchopsblood.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Earlier.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Mitthblood.jpg Issues three: Edit: This comic has been deleted due to offense taken by the original creator. He writes the EddEgg comic, and his original work can be viewed here. Issue four:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/plagerized.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/plagerized2.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/plagerized3.jpgEdit: Here's that last panel, and now it's even a J-peg for easier reading! http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/plagerized4-1.jpg Issue five:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/returnofthejetpack.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/returnofthejetpack2.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/returnofthejetpack3.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/returnofthejetpack4.jpg Issue six (Also not for the faint of heart):http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/TexasRanger.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/TexasRanger2.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/TexasRanger3.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/TexasRanger4.jpgI know, can you believe what a violent bastard Tex is? Issue seven:http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Regeneration.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Regeneration2.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Regeneration3.jpghttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Regeneration4.jpg And now, the newest addition to the family: Issue eight (Not for the faint of heart, and sure as hell not suitable for younger viewers!) (BTW: I saved this issue in gif form... It messed up the color rather a lot...)http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/stfu.gifhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/stfu2.gifhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/stfu3.gifhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/stfu4.gifhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Stfu5.gif(I'm whistling in the last panel) Be sure to leave comments, folks! I'm also accepting anyone who wants to make a guest comic for this As well as anyone who would like to be added to it (Must have been an active forum member for at least three months to be added in) Edit: I know you all are probably wondering "What happened to Zoot Wars: The Webcomic? I remembered this as Zoot Wars, and dogonit, I want it to stay Zoot Wars!" Tough. The comic's name has been Dorks United for a while now. So there. Deal with it. Edited April 15, 2007 by DarthTofu 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacoJoemeru Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 That last one is so true Tofu. Real great! "The Chimaera is at your command, Admiral." —Captain Gilad Pellaeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malarkie Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 It's like you ride my old school bus. Disregarding all new evidence everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 I must admit its pretty good stuff Tofu. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Truely fantastic Tofuties. Keep up the hilarious work. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 DON'T TELL STUPID JOKES! *BLAM!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Nice Tofu! That last strip was really good - I like how you're adding some minor . . ok, minor for paint, subtleties for added humour with the T-Shirts. Keep up the good work - now all you need is Photoshop, a Tablet and the ability to draw and you can rival CAD! http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 24, 2006 Author Share Posted September 24, 2006 Keep up the good work - now all you need is Photoshop, a Tablet and the ability to draw and you can rival CAD! Heh- so basically all I need is everything! I'm glad to see that folks appreciate this. I warn you, the title is kinda missleading- I'll be adding differant folks in all the time and drawing on my own personal experiance for some stuff, such as the eighth comic... I should probably start naming these 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I can't express how much I hate myself for saying this, but I actaully enjoyed the last one, Tofu. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I can't express how much I hate myself for saying this, but I actaully enjoyed the last one, Tofu. I was feeling the same way http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTex Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 DON'T TELL STUPID JOKES! *BLAM!* Well, what can I say ... I do like the ones with me in them PS Next time you draw me Tofu, please remember that I'm taller than you. Even in my decrepit old age Also, I've now shaved Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 (edited) I warn you, the title is kinda missleading- I'll be adding differant folks in all the time and drawing on my own personal experiance for some stuff, such as the eighth comic... I should probably start naming these Yea.. lol.. was gonna say.. i thought this was Zoot Wars?.. lol.. hmm.. if you wanna draw in myself that would be fun.. maybe?.. Edited September 25, 2006 by JediHunter "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I was wondering what that grey matter was protruding from Tex. It thought for some reason Tofu made Tex look like Garidan (the Imperial informant in ANH). Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 DON'T TELL STUPID JOKES! *BLAM!* Well, what can I say ... I do like the ones with me in them PS Next time you draw me Tofu, please remember that I'm taller than you. Even in my decrepit old age Also, I've now shaved How tall are you? I stand at 6' 3" without shoes on! I was wondering what that grey matter was protruding from Tex. It thought for some reason Tofu made Tex look like Garidan (the Imperial informant in ANH). That's a walker... It's designed to make Tex look old... And seeing as Tex is a Sith Lord that means that he has- An Imperial Walker! *Blam!* *Regenerates* Oh, yeah- I'm going to be showing my teacher a very edited version of the latest comic and try out for a position as cartoonist in our school newspaper. It's very prestigous- two other people might actually try out for the job! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 That would just be cruel Tofu!!! Subjecting all your fellow school mates to such apawlingly bad jokes! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTex Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 How tall are you? I stand at 6' 3" without shoes on!I'm 6' 5.5" in bare feet. Not only are you a young whipper-snapper, you're a short one too! I was wondering what that grey matter was protruding from Tex. It thought for some reason Tofu made Tex look like Garidan (the Imperial informant in ANH). That's a walker... It's designed to make Tex look old... And seeing as Tex is a Sith Lord that means that he has- An Imperial Walker! *Blam!* *Regenerates* Oh, yeah- I'm going to be showing my teacher a very edited version of the latest comic and try out for a position as cartoonist in our school newspaper. It's very prestigous- two other people might actually try out for the job! "An Imperial Walker" Now that's funny! Good luck with school newspaper position Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 That would just be cruel Tofu!!! Subjecting all your fellow school mates to such apawlingly bad jokes! What? You subject us to terrible misspellings and drunken posts! Plus I got good feedback on some of these- from you in particular in some cases, I might add! (Case in point when I added you into the comic in issue #3!) @Tex Jeeze! How do I know that you're not lying? You've never actually posted a picture of yourself. For all I know you're a midget with delusions of grandeur! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 no.. that would be me... im standing in at an amazing 5'6" ... i am a "small person" compared to you guys... geez... (amazingly I am the tallest in my family) "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Hey, don't bash Tofu's dreams. If we're lucky he'll concentrate on his comics and stop spamming here. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 26, 2006 Author Share Posted September 26, 2006 Hey, I've been spamming far less than usual! I think Mad's the one on the real rampage. On a side note: I'm submitting an edited version of my latest comic (Edited for violance and language) for the cartoonist position as well as my "Jet Pack" comic... Any others that I've already made that you folks think would fly in a school environment/could be edited to the point where they would and are still funny. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitth_raw_nuruodo Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I think I'm going to regret this, but go ahead and use the first two issues as well. Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....My work here is done. Grand AKmiralCommander-in-Chief of BEAK Forces(CINCBEAK) BEAK Imperium"To BEAK is Divine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Oh go ahead Tofu. Say you have official support in Switzerland. Yes i am rampagin... Losing my 6000th was REALLY frustrating (especially since i was close to 7000 ). http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 @ Tofu: I wasn't referring to Tex's imperial walker. The gray matter above his face that is supposed to be his beard. It comes out at such an angle, that it looks like Garidan's nose. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 hehehe.. yea.. that took me a second to get what both were really.. (no offense there Tofu.. i really attribute that to the size and my old eyes..).. anyways.. i didnt think it was like garidan.. but.. i didnt know what i thought it was.. Yes i am rampagin... Losing my 6000th was REALLY frustrating (especially since i was close to 7000 ).and i think you have every right to rampage... not that i can 100% relate... but i feel ya... "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 26, 2006 Author Share Posted September 26, 2006 You lost all of your posts, JH! You have plenty to rampage on BTW: I showed the pilot comics to the teacher. She liked the modified jet pack one (I took out the writing on Mad and I's T-shirts) 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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