Trejiuvanat Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 It's my turn now too. I'll third Elvis and Scath in making my 1000th post in this site. While 1000 is just a number like 1232 or 742, this 1000 posts have made me feel part of this online community. I'll thank all of you, al lthe guys and gals, even that little psychopathic cat. Thanxs!!! Since now I'm a Grand Admiral too, I'll issue some order and organize the biggest party here, even those Gamorreans will learn to dance. In the words of Mirax Terrik: "Lifesupport gear is optional." http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 It's my turn now too. I'll third Elvis and Scath in making my 1000th post in this site. While 1000 is just a number like 1232 or 742, this 1000 posts have made me feel part of this online community. I'll thank all of you, al lthe guys and gals, even that little psychopathic cat. Thanxs!!! Since now I'm a Grand Admiral too, I'll issue some order and organize the biggest party here, even those Gamorreans will learn to dance. In the words of Mirax Terrik: "Lifesupport gear is optional."Congrats, Trej! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Looks like we'll see wormie cahtting withthe Gamorreans for a while. He'll probably have Andy as companion shortly... Yes Trej congratulations, I do have one question though... Why are picking on me It's because I'm Canadian isn't it Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Thanks guys, And wormie, it's because you're Canadian. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 It figures Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyHalfelf Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 ....Andyhalfelf simply leapt into his bed...an excellent day! Not only had he managed to clear a level of Jedi Outcast without throwing his keyboard at his monitor in irate frustration, but he had achieved all of this whilst simultaneously munching a peanut-butter/jam combination piece of toast at the same time! He laughed knowingly, perhaps foolishly; because he had by chance roused the attention of a certain pair of wiskers, that twitched alarmingly at that very same moment!!! 'Don't be to freaked out, you half-human fool!' How the hell did you know I do that?!?! and at least I aint a human fool As Zoot celebrated the victory over the half-human fool he looks around and sees http://www.tentup.com/tent/razas/boxer.jpgHello Zoot I was told to give you this and with that it tosses over a large box when he opened it he saw http://www.arscomica.com/pix2/burg.jpg, when she saw Zoot she says "OH a little KITTY oh aren't you cute??" after 30 hours with her Zoot looks a little http://rsb.info.nih.gov/ij/images/cat.jpgand THATS not the end of it beware the battle has turned back on Zoot(imagine her being near Zoot all the time loving him, hugging him ydrk ) Jedi Corran Duchai at your service. There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no death; there is the Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 I'm glad you're working against Zoot, Andy, and not for him Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 i'll second that wormie, I'll wonder how Zoot will react to that... And Jahled I doubt he likes having someone doing that to his cat. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 I wonder whether anyone will pick us up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted April 17, 2003 Author Share Posted April 17, 2003 Zoot had made an incredible mistake. As diabolically evil as Zoot was, he had not kicked Elvis while he was down, nor the Mask whilst he was going down! (Sorry, had to be said! You with those Twilek ladies! ) That meant that Elvis was left with a highly enhanced freighter, and incredible Vong Force senses. With these senses Elvis pinpointed the location of the other and told Mask to pack his bags. Yes Mask, you can bring your Twileks with you! They went down to the hanger and launched for Gamorrea to see Elvis' old friends Worrt the Gamorrean. Oh yeah, and to pick up the members. Within hours they were landing on Gamorrea..... Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 Trej and Scath had been eating some weird Gamorrean food when Elvis arrived. meanwhile Worrt the Gamorrean, wormie and Andy were discussing some variation of a Gamorrean sport. "How's it going?" Elvis asked. "So, so." Trej said shrugged, "Do you have some real food?""Yes, go to Mask in the freighter." Barely had Elvis spoken that word and both, Scath and Trej raced off to eat some decent food . http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Later, after everyone had feasted on rosted Gornt and Brualki, the Mask, Trej and Scath were sitting around scattered in the freighter, everyone in front of a different holo unit with a bit of Whyrren's Reserve or Alderaanian ale in some cases. Suddenly Scath's comlink chirped, Elvis was calling. 'Hey hoo, wassup ?'. 'Nothing,' Scath replied, 'watching the game. So what're you doing ?', he asked. Elvis replied 'Nothing, watching the game' and Scath could only agree 'True, true.'At this point Trej entered the room and let out a booming 'Wassup ?'. Scath immediately answered with the ritual 'Wasssuuuup ?', his tongue hanging a bit from his mouth as he did so. 'Yo, who's that ?' Elvis wanted to know. Scath called over to Trej 'Yo, pick up the phone'. When Trej complied, he was greeted by a long 'Wassssuuuuup ?' himself, that he and Scath both joined. Going through this once again he wondered, where the last one of the gang was. 'Yo, where's Mask ?'. Scath called him down the corridor and the Mask picked up his comlink as well. 'Yo ?' and in the same instant Trej shouted again 'Waaasssuuup ?. Mask, Elvis and Scath already joined the chorus, when the freighter's airlock beeped. Trej turned on the com unit 'Hello ?' and the Twilek medical dancer greeted him with an all too well-known Waaasssuuuuup ?' that was soon picked up by everyone else. When everyone was out of air, Mask and Trej hung up and Scath was back asking Elvis 'So, wassup ?', the answer came back to him 'Watchingthe game' and Scath could only agree once more 'True, true.' Btw, this has nothing to do with a certain line of Budweiser commercials or a scary movie Honest Happy easter everyone http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 There was a crackle of static, Scathane put his Alderaanian ale to one sideand pressed a flashing red button...an image flickered on the monitor before him. 'Hay guys, I think it's Jahled...I think...I can't be sure...'http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VwDeAnYcWivGY1yKsooUQWJQNwCp!FIBXOaFS5XI02A2AsoJDVFwYUqE*of6OskLHFLmL7WMeRANiuGryHpZCeSTwZE5vFF1kdCkNrrHd4WMtHbYdmg6L5uCYmk7n3zg/raccoon_sliding_down_the_dr.gif?dc=4675418021728212272 'Wasssuupppp!!!' The raccoon growled... Scathane looked at the monitor and slowly turned to look at the Alderaanian ale, frowning... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDeAkAUubQbu0MXsWB0tlNnHR5uw9WLd1o3CwCXUquYZnsA2o*1DhFAHFHcoMRgPFU6dL*kWOa2nXhH0LYb!HoS*UdwJAJw6kuzhBSfrtQ/talkcat.gif?dc=4675416638359773224 Wassss uupppp! ...Zoot meowed loudly, before pressing a large red button.... http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwAAAC4XP4ZAcUCx*cLJE3GLWj3DY1NSEDo9rdsqYTvgHGrAVcxw09eFjKPAgkFOm!SD58JnFJNZZSZT2hzxT7TDue3Ra78g0Wwh5zYB8l91HOnskgEenA/2kittens_scene1.gif?dc=4675417587594456227 ...and cackled loudly as Tiddles, from next door...was no more...! BAD PUSSY! Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 ...The scene was ghastly... more dreadful than a set from a blood and gore flick... Wormie, Andy Half-elf, Scath.... aghaa! It was to hideous to behold. They were taken completely off-guard... None of them could have suspected the bunny with floppy ears capable of such chilling carnage... but this was no ordinary bunny! No! This was one of Zoot's special agents, Psychotic Peter the Rabbit, or Psychotric Peter to his close associates, (he had no real friends, no one; not even Zoot, felt comfortable around him for long periods of time) http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RADeAqMUQM6n2O8B5tZ*4DnBkib!izWSy6d3IcnijK5mkGrr*cDtGOwm4Pm87YxENUIK0jwl0locdc7OuuNYMb7JjpuGyXDmzSnnGGaLtDc/big_ears.jpg?dc=4675417587607007076 Wormie moaned. Mask picked up his missing hand. Andy groaned. Scathane began looking for his missing leg. http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trejiuvanat Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 This is where I argue on the advantages of having almost only implants. SInce so many of you lost limbs I can talk to the shaper for some implants for you guys.... That bunny is pure evil, I can see why Zoot isn't so confortable around him. http://www.swrebellion.com/~jahled/Trej/banner.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Bored, Zoot desided it would be interesting to graft his head onto a parrot's body to see what Trejiuvanat was on about. He wondered, pondered, and to his amazement let out a loud squawk, instead of a meow. http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDeAjsU*7E7tw9Kl261IvDl6WVS8tg4r94BamPsDjmTEpKsvTioGp*EFOqlVWk*aPanuGSsTFAKqP4IkFWx*7TY4K*tkmEtvjmu276BW9k/paracat2.jpg?dc=4675418460063093760 His mind was troubled... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 In fact his mind was truely freaked out, you human fool; after Andyhalfelf's punishing experiance with the...wimper...box...aghaaa!!! http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RACvBOIUvdvNEiCl6BBr*ADta*HG5Wz!QPAbh3QFqu!7sokR65DnAQzbN1f2jzgileCf3cttTC1Nf0ree0wq!2Ajre9ST7bfcrEuqVcM5Ww/cats_eyes.gif?dc=4675418460038808106 Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted April 22, 2003 Author Share Posted April 22, 2003 Looks like we're gaining the upper hand on Zoot declared Elvis, desperately trying to tempt his good friend Fate. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 The Mask looked at the severed hand and then at the rabbit, still wondering how such a creature could exist outside of a Monty Python movie...He shrugged and threw the hand over his shoulder, then started shaking the sleeve of his yellow suit. The trick hand he was holding with his real one came forward and he used it to send the rabbit to the land of dreams, while uttering a loud 'Yub, yub.'.After the rabbit was unconcious, he turned to watch his fellows. Seeing the wounds some of them had, he produced a small tube from one of his pockets 'Umm, guys I got this Vegetable Vong organic glue here, wanna give it a try ?'While everyone patched themselves up and some limbs were re-attached, Mask pondered what they were to do with the rabbit. It was clear, that this one wouldn't be satisfied with a few carrots, but seeing the chainsaw still lying next to it, a new idea formed in his mind. 'Anyone for rabbit stue ?' he asked the others and most were nodding. Putting on his cooking hat, the Mask picked up the chainsaw and started yelling 'breakin the lawwww, breaking the laaaaawww'. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted April 23, 2003 Author Share Posted April 23, 2003 Mmmmmmmmm fooood! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted May 1, 2003 Author Share Posted May 1, 2003 Must...... kepp....... Zoot...........Wars.......................alive.............. Moderators, please move this to rpg's for us so we can carry on. PLEASE!!!! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQC7BGkVgvymoUEqZ2ygQKytCcCklnL2OvJ394Qh23M*lU09JHe7rSPQxxBXzhQk8Se5i4zYGlcDYz7puecNl2sv2KR!UHlP1!F7UTg2Sws/flyingcats.gif?dc=4675419235543347704 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I bet you're wondering why the plain's flying backwards, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Man, this is getting deep... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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