...whilst I've been at uni, i've become friends with a girl called Katie, who lives in my building, and studies astrophysics. For a while now we've known that we like each other, but due to other people in our building making things very difficult for us, we weren't able to do anything about it. However tonight we were able to get some time alone and talk about it, and now we're going out. In true Jahled style, WOO YAY!!!

 

Sorry, just wanted to let someone know!!! :D :D :D :D

Congratulations are in order

 

Tell those people who have been making it difficult that if they don't cease their evil ways, we shall feed them to the Sarlacc.

Good on you bro!

 

...and thoughs folks giving you two a hard time: indeed we shall send them to the all powerful Sarlac, but only after we've thrown in a half a dozen jawas to completely freak them out over the course of their five hundred year digestion period...

Or we could have them meet someone ... sneaky ... feline ....

Jahled's-pet-who's-name-shall-not-be-spoken-aloud-here

 

 

Btw, I know it sounds old, but ignoring the comments of these people, giving you a hard time will help. Cause if you don't care about their prattle, then they're gonna get bored and look for something else to spend their time with.

Congrats, Elvis

 

As for those annoying humans giving you a hard time... There are certain unconventional Yuuzhan Vong methods you could use...

As for those annoying humans giving you a hard time... There are certain unconventional Yuuzhan Vong methods you could use...

 

Unconventional according to other races, but completely normal for the Yuuzhan Vong I would imagine

Now there's an idea! Chuck in Vegetable Vong in the Sarlac Pit as well! Jawas, Vong... Maybe EV-9D9... all slowly digesting for a coupl of hundred years... what company! The very thought is enough to scramble for the gates of Hades and demand to be let in as a less painful alternative.

And don't forget good olf Threepio to give you a language lesson for a few pair of centuries.

And don't forget good olf Threepio to give you a language lesson for a few pair of centuries.

 

Remember when Threepio fell off the barge in ROTJ?

 

They edited out the take of the Sarlacc rejecting him...

Cheers guys. Things seem to be going well at the moment. The others have more or less shut up now, obviously your threats worked. And whilst we're both really busy, we normally get to go down to the restaurant together each night. Which is nice.

The Interstellar Lawyer and the Astrophysicist in the Restaurant having a good time... Cheers, my friend!

Cheers!

Wow, good job !

Right-on, Elvis! Those who pester you shall be punished in many ways, including the Sarlacc, Vegetable Vong-ness, and many Boring Explanations And Korrections!

Indeed... Completely irrelevant... but, I might add, very nice to hear! Any chance of showing her off to the dorky online bunch better know as swrebellion.net?

Not at the moment, because i don't have a pic of her on my pc. Although.... hang on a sec....

 

Try this!

 

Right, she's the girl on the back row at the right. Next to the crazy looking guy. I'm not in the picture i'm afraid.

Right, she's the girl on the back row at the right.

Hey-hey, thumbs-up for our friend Elvis!

 

Next to the crazy looking guy.

Yes, he is rather unique...

 

I'm not in the picture i'm afraid.

You aren't the crazy looking guy?

I'm not in the picture i'm afraid.

You aren't the crazy looking guy?

Do you think they had released the picture had EM been on it?!

I'm not in the picture i'm afraid.

You aren't the crazy looking guy?

Do you think they had released the picture had EM been on it?!

Come again?

You mean next to the guy with the Muttley Shirt ?

From her expectant look I gather it took the photographer a while to actually shoot the picture

 

Great catch Mike, she looks really friendly

Umm, just a minor, uh irrelevant ... side ... question:

Is the red-haired girl at the front (right side) still ... unattached

Umm, just a minor, uh irrelevant ... side ... question

Isn't that the point of this topic?

 

Is the red-haired girl at the front (right side) still ... unattached

Hey-hey!

 

 

So, Elvis, what does she have to say about all your less-than-normal friends here at SWR.N?

 

 

 

 

 

...12...

The red haired girl, Lucy, is, as far as i'm aware single.

 

Um, she's not too keen on Star Wars in general, although we watched ROTJ together the other day. She doesn't mind the films, just isn't into it on anything like the level i am. She hasn't deigned to comment on you guys. But she thinks it's cool i have a hobby like this.

The red haired girl, Lucy, is, as far as i'm aware single.

 

Um, she's not too keen on Star Wars in general, although we watched ROTJ together the other day. She doesn't mind the films, just isn't into it on anything like the level i am. She hasn't deigned to comment on you guys. But she thinks it's cool i have a hobby like this.

 

Like by my girl. I guess it's better to have a non-sw holic girlfriend at all Nice pick Elvis! She's really cute.

I guess it's better to have a non-sw holic girlfriend

He has a point...she'll keep you intune with the real world.

There's a real world?!