I'm back.

For those of you that don't know where I was (even if the thread title explains it) I was to Yavin IV, or rather to Cancún, Mexico.

The place is very nice in all aspects I can think of at the moment. It combines white and beautiful beaches (with Twi'Leks in swimming suits ) and your ancient nearby Mayan ruins that give the places it Yavin IV touch. All combined with the Corellian ambient of many night locales, makes the place really worth. Oh and I forgot the blue Caribbean greeting my every morning.

All in all I come back rested, and with lots of spare time, which means I'll be a lot in the forums and helping with the TC and whatnot...

You're back already? It seemed so short. Guess i've been playing to much galaxies.

Yavin IV was really not that far away. Those scenes were shot in the Tikal National Park in Guatemala. Well, at least on the map it's not that far away

ABout 2300 km away... WAs Yavin Tikal? I thought it was Cobán in Honduras... Anyway, I was in Tikal about two years ago.

So, find any nice looking natives and enjoy their company? Enjoy some well-cooked native rodents?

 

It is good to have you back, Warlord of the Vegetable Vong. By the way, was there any good beer or rum there?

ABout 2300 km away... Was Yavin Tikal? I thought it was Cobán in Honduras... Anyway, I was in Tikal about two years ago.

Well, when I was looking on my Behind the magic cds for usable planet pics for the TC, I found that description for the jungle scenes on Yavin IV.

So, where are the Twi'lek holiday photographs I asked you for?

They're for the November edition of Hutt Illustrated, be patient, Scath...

 

Beer and Margaritas, SOCL... Not many nice natives (lots of natives, none of them "nice"), just old Spanish ladies in the beach... shiver... Although I missed one Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest by a couple of days...

Native rodents? So that was the extra meat in my plate.

 

Actually there are some few farms in the rural parts of Costa Rica that specialize in breeding Tepezcuintles (some kind of over-grown rodent) for food. I haven't tasted them but I know some people that have and they say it doesn't taste bad... On the other hand there was the case of a chinese restaurant closed by the Ministry of Public Health after it was proven that they used rat meat to fake shrimps.

They probably taste like chicken

Ever wondered why everything tastes like chicken ? Maybe they didn't really know what chicken tasted like and ...

getting paranoid again

Does everything taste like chicken, or does chicken taste like everything?

I think it's the second one. But who knows?

I think it's the second one. But who knows?

Typical Vong response.

No a typical Vong response would be:

"I do not care if it tastes like chicken. Unlike you chicken is worthy of being sacrificed to the Gods, you pathethic little worm that has more intestines than brains. Since you are not worthy of sacrifice you will be left to rot in the lowest levels of Yuuzhan'tar, and the shapers make sure that your tongue will not be able to taste anything, while you suffer in pain."

No a typical Vong response would be:

"I do not care if it tastes like chicken. Unlike you chicken is worthy of being sacrificed to the Gods, you pathethic little worm that has more intestines than brains. Since you are not worthy of sacrifice you will be left to rot in the lowest levels of Yuuzhan'tar, and the shapers make sure that your tongue will not be able to taste anything, while you suffer in pain."

Did I say typical Vong response? Oops, I meant to say typical Vegetable Vong response.

Now, it's correct!

Hello?! Twi'lek photos, Trej?!

Yeah, where are they?!? Show show show!!!

Well there I was in my YT-1300 skirting the Nal Hutta system, with the most recent holos for Hutt Illustrated when an Imperial Star Destroyers appeared from nowhere, boarded me and took the data...

You didn't jettison it and then come back for it?!?!

It's hard to think clearly with all those TIEs around you...

And you a Warmaster?!? Incompetent i say!!!

 

*bzzzztttt crackle*

 

Lightning builds up around Elvis' gloved fists.

Trej uses his amphistaff to deflect some of the blue lightning

 

I had a bad day...

 

Plus the Imperial really seemed to want them, desperately...

I wonder why that was?!?

 

 

Elvis is not impressed and begins to summon a force storm

You know what it's like for a stormtrooper to keep in that uncomfortable uniform for months on a Star Destroyer???

They need some entertainment...

And you'd put them above your fellow board members?!?