I'm no Imp, I was a Rebel though, then was captured by the imps, then I escaped and now I'm a half-trained JEdi serving the yuuzhan vong, who is mistaken for a god.

I am also a yuuzhan vong who betrayed the supreme overlord because of thefaith he put in my other character. Elvis is vong too, the supreme overlord.

Captured by the Empire, eh? I bet that left some stains on good old Trejiuvanat. Or should I say evil old Trejiuvanat?!

You could say that.

Read in the RPG, how Igor almost made me join the dark side.

You could say that.

Read in the RPG, how Igor almost made me join the dark side.

And the Dark Side is like an addictive drug: you use it and keep on using it... Remember???

Yes, it is. But i didn't went that far as to make myself dependant on that. I found an alternative in the void, the Vong, my human char now sports a brand new yuuzhan vong hand.

Maybe you should express some of the Yuuzhan and the Vong in your Avatar.

Good Idea I'll work on that. I'll make corran with a randank claw.

Good Idea I'll work on that. I'll make corran with a randank claw.

I thought that Corran Horn defeated Shai. I never heard about randank claws (whatever they be...)?

Radank is some predatorfrom the yuuzhan vong galaxy, tsavong lah, the warmaster, has a radank arm and a radank claw in his foot.

I already have the corran avatar, so i'll "vong" him a bit.

You like that, eh, vonging? Maybe you should turn it into a fully conjugated verb...

I vong

You vong

He/She/It vongs

We vong

You vong

They vong

 

Past form/participle: vonged

Ing form: vonging

Thou...?

Good Idea I'll work on that. I'll make corran with a randank claw.

Nice Avatar! Although what you've done it, is the other way around: you've now made a Yuuzahan Vong with a Corran arm!!!

Thou...?

vongst

btw Trej do you have that picture with Corran complete?? (the one you took his hand from that is)

Scath, on the RPG my vong char has Iulan's hand. instead of his own.

But i'll definetely make it the other way around too.

sure andy, i'll mail it to you.

What?! We're swapping limbs now??!! What's this world come to???!!!

Scath, do you want a tippy toe for some of your left hand fingers? Or do you want an ear or some inner organ?

 

And this world? well, I was about to suggest to the Supreme overlord, that since we need a new base and a new shipyard we could explode this and that red planet and join the debris with that asteroid field and breed new ships there.

Scathane: You're a very, very sick man, Trejiuvanat.

 

Leia: You're right, Scathane, we'll throw him in the loony bin! 2-1B, take him in!

 

2-1B: General Trejiuvanat? Come on, it's allright, just put on this coat and come with me... I''l take you to a nice place... yes, it's a white room and you can watch Teletubbies all day long...

 

 

 

Teletubbies? shiver Run Trej, Run

TRejiuvnat ran for his life. not even a Yuuzhan Vong could fight the Teletubbies.

He would release the voxyn, the firebreathers and all of the mighty arsenal of the Yuuzhan Vong on those creatures. That was worse than technology.

At least he knew he would not stop running, until he was far, far away.

One thought blossomed in his mind:

Scathane with the Whiphid and the Gamorrean in a white room watching teletubbies all day. It was not so original, but it would be deliciously painful.

One thought blossomed in his mind:

Scathane with the Whiphid and the Gamorrean in a white room watching teletubbies all day. It was not so original, but it would be deliciously painful.

And it was a delusion in Trejiuvanat's mind.

My delusions your nightmares.

My delusions your nightmares.

Your distorted Yuuzhan Vong form is nightmare enough for me Trejiuvanat...