And I thought I loved cars *

 

*Not for the weak stomach

http://www.tacobomb.com/html/Tequila-Can-Make-You-Do-Wild-Things.html

That websites name, kicks ass....

Enjoy, folks. If that doesn't give Rob nightmares for a few years, nothing can!

Agreed, on both counts...

 

[boy am I in for it now...]

Dude...I dont know what was scarier. Hearing the voice of Darth Tofu or seeing your ribs pop out. You are truely a mutant freak of nature. Eat a nice juicy steak!

What, you mean it wasn't the face?

 

Kidding! Kidding!

 

[At least now I can imagine Tofu as human. I was never quite able to before...]

Unfortunatly, I was forced to view Tofu's face at a previous point in time. I have become accustomed to the shock and pure terror of that twisted mug, and am now desensitized (I think that's the word and its spelling).

Edited March 13, 200719 yr by Darth_Rob

Remove the hyphen.

Remove the hyphen.

 

Done and done. Thanks for the pre-emptive BEAK.

I think that I'm usually less harsh then most.

I'm officially no longer the wierdest person here... hands the crown to Tufo

 

For your next trick... I request that you kiss your own ass

hands the crown to Tufo

 

Should not that crown go to Tofu?

Yeah... El Turdo... what I said man!

I thought Tofu had that title since he first emerged at the site...

He also held the title of Apprentice Spammer (I am the current Master).

Poor Tofu... all this Net-abuse...

He asked for it.

He never asked me...

He asked, but not out loud. Simply coming here led to this eventual trail of slander.

http://www.towelday.kojv.net/

 

Prepare yourselves...

My friend and I used to do these mock talk shows. It was called "Toilet Time With Simon" where my friend (being Simon) would interview guests from his bathroom toilet. One of my characters (I was always the guest) was Tim The Towelologist Tadler, and I was making up this ridiculous history of towels, about how cavemen first invented them to wipe tar off their skin, and I just kept going and going. Yet another video that will eventually make its way to youtube.

http://www.towelday.kojv.net/

 

Prepare yourselves...

 

I don't think being equipped with a towel at all times would go over well at work.

*Towel catches in toster conveyor belt.*

"UM! ... little help!?"

*FOOM!*

"Uh, Fire. Fire! Helloooo we have a fire here!"

*5 minutes later*

"I'M ON FIRE HELP!"

http://www.chattanooga.gov/Images_Editor/Fire_Misc_Images/Gas-Fire_Solo_Shot.JPG

 

Yeah. So time for some random.

 

Auto sentries in action

 

Who likes mentos freshness?

Edited March 14, 200719 yr by Defender_16

I'm officially no longer the wierdest person here... hands the crown to Tufo

 

For your next trick... I request that you kiss your own ass

 

A) I already had the crown, thanks.

 

B) I refuse to kiss my own arse. I am no youtube-whore-man-thing.

 

@J: I set my watch to alert me to this event on the 24th so that I can be ready. Throughtout the day, at X hour: 42 minutes I will cry out "THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHIEF IS COMING! REPENT! REPENT!" and see how many people have read The Restaurant at the End of the Universe and remember that bit of it. Yes, I'm that geeky.

 

Just to alert you all: While I can't do the ribs thing on a full stomach, I don't exactly have to fast to do it. So don't worry about my physical health. Just the mental variety.

http://Who likes mentos freshness?

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