Has anyone already linked to this?

Thanks for the great link Scath

That was some pretty great stuff. I liked the one about getting to Hawaii via train.

*Rolls on floor screaming* AAGH!! Help me somone! The stupidiy is trying to get into my head!

A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

 

*WHAM!* *WHAM!* *WHAM!* Ah, how I hate tourists... "What do you mean we have to drive to the beach? The water's cold, somebody heat it up! I don't care if its September, Florida is supposed to be warm year round!"

Florida was warm by my standards in the middle of Febuary.

 

What the locals were probably saying: "Why are those people wearing shorts and T-shirts? It's cold out!"

(14 degrees C)

For all you may want to call us wimps when it comes to the cold, it does get pretty low in Florida- as in its snowed not very far North of here before... 'Course that was one of the coldest winters in FLorida's history, but still...

What's your definition of cold Tofu? What tempurature?

Yeah! And are you wearing three skiing suits, 5 pairs of socks, four gloves on each hand and 12 different sets of warming headgear while lying under an electric blanket, for instance...

Or are you saying that 20° in the shade is chillingly cold?

20° in the shade is cold here... in the summer time when it normally gets up to +30. (In 2003 it got up to 40° here. )

 

14° is nice once youve acclimatized to -10° winter conditions.

I'm talking 30 degrees in the sun shine is cold for us... Some people here are weenies (IE It's 75 degrees out! Break out the thermals!), but I will at least tell you that the most I have ever worn against the cold is jeans, one pair of regular socks, a long sleeve shirt, and a sweatshirt. No more.

I will at least tell you that the most I have ever worn against the cold is jeans, one pair of regular socks, a long sleeve shirt, and a sweatshirt. No more.

How dare you say that when over here in Eurioe i am freezing me balls off due to the lack of heat and cold winds.

In the words of a certain star of "The Simpsons": "Haw Haw!" Light a nice big fire, then... And avoid lighting yourself on fire in the process.

I was just thinking that 25 deg. F in the shade and out of the wind was only a little cool. Cold for me is about 5 below, that's -20 or so for those who use Celcius.

Yes i guess that would qualify as cold.

Glad you approve Mad. Of course your aproval doesn't change what I consider to be cold.

I didn't intend it to but i do intend on stopping this disgraceful spaming.