And here I thought Morgan was a girl. Boy my mind was off in the wrong direction.

You people must be younger than I thought.

 

Or Captain Morgan isn't as known in Europe.

Actually the most notorious Morgan was a girl...

Getting pssed in a cinema. Weird idea... Will have to try it once

I'd be too nervous that one of those guys would come around with their bright-red traffic cones on a stick and find me out and (heavan forbid) throw me out of the theatre, using their employee-powers!

I'd be too nervous that one of those guys would come around with their bright-red traffic cones on a stick and find me out and (heavan forbid) throw me out of the theatre, using their employee-powers!

How scary that sounds

Actually the most notorious Morgan was a girl...

 

... I think that one goes in the 'you might be a computer geek' section, amigo. So which was Morgan, BS?

You gotta watch out for the high fructose corn syrup and the partially hydrogenated soy bean oil. But they're practically everywhere.

... I think that one goes in the 'you might be a computer geek' section, amigo.

I don't...

 

@ Baron_Soontir_Fel: May I commend you on your excellent avatar!

Heh, thanks Scathane.

Ever wonder why you park on the driveway, but you drive on the parkway? Yeah, stupid, I know.

Brilliant! And, of course, don't forget Americans drive in a parkway and park in a driveway...

 

Hehe, Scath beat ya to it! Only in America do people attend college and Grad school to get a degree in psychology before embarking on a career of flipping burgers at their local fast food restaurant.

Only in America do people attend college and Grad school to get a degree in psychology before embarking on a career of flipping burgers at their local fast food restaurant.

Nah..., we do that in large parts of Europe as well...

Surprisingly enough I have found out why Americans drive on Parkways and park in driveways! Te answer came to me late last night in the form of a drea- okay, fine, I read it in "Why do dogs have wet noses" from 1990, but still... Apparently Parkways were so-named because of the trees and grass growing alongside them, designed to make them look like a recreational park, with 'way' being a path of movement. A driveway is a 'way' from which you move to drive- thus driveway and parkway were formed. Who knew?

Who knew?

More importantly Tofu, who cares?

lolololololololol good question

Nobody really cares, but Imponderables is just full of those stupid little questions that you never realized you never asked yourself. For instance, why did Chinese people develop chopsticks? Why are our veins blue when our blood is red?

The blood in our veins is NOT red Tofu. It's blue. The blood in ARTERIES is red. It's the oxygen in the blood that makes it red. Veins go to the heart then the lungs when the blood leaves the lungs it's carried by arteries to the to the heart and then to the rest of the body.

*sighs* yes, I know that Mitth. The blood that has no oxygen is blue, that's why our veins are. Just about everyone asked that when they were young and got the answer. It was an example, not an actual question. I was just commenting it on being a good book- I'm sure some of our older faces have read it or another book similar to it, "When do fish sleep?" and "Who put the butter in butterfly?", or more recently "Why do men have nipples?" (If you don't know that one you aren't allowed to call yourself a man anymore... Come to think of it, if you do know that one then you can't, either...

Great, Tofu! I'm delighted! As the Imperial Head of Useless Statistics, as well as the founder of the Beak Imperium, I always crave more input... Moreover, I've never read the book...

A few quotes from one of my new favorite songs:

 

You're living in America

Leave your conscience at the tone

And when you're living in America

At the end of the millenium

You're what you own

.....

You're living in America

At the end of the millenium

You're living in America

Where it's like the Twilight Zone

And when you're living in America

At the end of the millenium

You're what you own

So I own not a notion

I escape and ape content

I don't own emotion - I rent

 

Oddly poetic for this thread, but I thought it 'fit'

Only in America have we produced reality shows that live up to their name so little that Star Treck and the X files are more in touch with reality.

Totally stupid bro.

Only in America have we produced reality shows that live up to their name so little that Star Treck and the X files are more in touch with reality.

 

 

Let me tell you, nothing pisses me off more than these "reality" shows. They are the stupidist, biggest waste of time since...I don't know, but something really pointless. And to make me even more pissed off, I noticed recently that my satelite company offers a "Fox Reality Show Channel", where they play nothing but re-runs of their old reality shows. How retarded is that?!?!?!

Only in America have we produced reality shows that live up to their name so little that Star Treck and the X files are more in touch with reality.

 

 

Let me tell you, nothing pisses me off more than these "reality" shows. They are the stupidist, biggest waste of time since...I don't know, but something really pointless.

 

Since reading all of the gigantic posts in the "Creationist or Evolutionist" thread?