February 28, 200323 yr Donuts...the secret fuel of the Imperial war-machine! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif
February 28, 200323 yr They must be powdered! No self-respecting Imperial would eat glazed donuts! That's why Grand Admiral uniforms are white! Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA!
February 28, 200323 yr Rubbish! All Imperial Officers are trained to have impeccable table manors! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif
February 28, 200323 yr Oh, I forgot about the Imperial Ettiquette Academy! Remember to keep that pinky up when swilling beer! Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA!
March 10, 200323 yr Darn it! I was gonna say that SWARMER!!! As a Grand Admiral, i can confirm that we do not go in for any of that glazed malarky!!! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
March 10, 200323 yr The Mask woke up after having this nightmare of writing exams again. This time it was no. 6. All around him the dirty dishes were reaching to the ceiling and Jahled was bringing him even more each day. After a quick look around he started humming Ozzy Osbourne's song 'Dreamer' and got back to his nightmares. Then he dreamt of the next day's exam .... 'Pc-architecture' ..... sssssssomebody stop them. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif
March 10, 200323 yr Mask, i feel your pain.... nah, not really, no exams for me!!!! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
March 10, 200323 yr ...emmm...perhaps I was wrong about questioning your exams...a room full of dirty dishes, bits of paper...sounds just like a typical student! Dark, hidious memories of the abject squalor of being a student flood back into Jahled's mind...he shudders....and does what he always does when dark, hidious memories flood back into his mind....REACH FOR A LAGER! Hurray!!! Pop... http://www.batguano.com/nuclear/12.jpg ...Gosh! Thanks Zoot...i'm back in London! http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif
March 11, 200323 yr I'd forgotten about you girlfriends Jahled. How did she survive without you?! And does she know about Zoot? Someone should warn her. Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away
March 11, 200323 yr The little bugger always seems so well behaved around her....devious fiend. http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif
March 11, 200323 yr Women and cats are so alike...you can't trust either! Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.--Napoleon Bonaparte I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.--Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman Support the USA!
March 12, 200323 yr I have 6 cats, they are finicky but generally trustworthy. Women though beautiful are deadly.-Grand Moff Conway
March 12, 200323 yr And also not that trustworthy on some occasions Just ask them about their age, f.e.. If they start with 'umm.... th ... I mean tw...' you know that they can only speak the truth http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif
March 12, 200323 yr Guys, that's just not fear. Attacking the women without any female witnesses. Hey girls! Post here! Echo..echo..echo...
March 13, 200323 yr La Forge, don't think for a second that they don't attack us when we are not around. I have lots of female friends and they are always complaining about thier mates.-GM Conway
May 23, 200323 yr Guys, that's just not fear. Attacking the women without any female witnesses. Hey girls! Post here! Echo..echo..echo...How cute "I am growing stronger with the Force"
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