What's with me and holiday topics? I don't even like holidays. Oh well.

 

For all of you Americans out there: Happy Almost Thanksgiving. I work forward to servicing all of you and your crazy Black Friday shopping needs on Friday. *Rolls eyes*

 

As for you English people: You guys don't celebrate Thanksgiving, do you? I would assume tomorrow would be the exact opposite of a holiday for you guys, because it "symbolizes" the pilgrims (assumingly Brits) settling into the "New Land." Eh, I should know this stuff better.

 

My little bird is nervous and is in a bad mood tonite though. I guess she's worried that she might be dinner tomorrow. Haha.

 

Anyhoo, what're ya'll doing tomorrow?

 

I'm going to sleep and going to eventually make a tofurkey (tofu turkey) and pretend to celebrate. YAY.

My mom is making a turkey and we're going to have lots of guests over.. Great...

My mom is making a turkey and we're going to have lots of guests over.. Great...

 

Well, look on the brightside... At least you don't have to cook three 25 pound turkeys for your 20 siblings... Besides, you could always just lock yourself in your room...

Don't you get presents?

Not for Thanksgiving! It's an eating extravaganza only. Celebrating all that we're thankful for and all that rubbish.

 

I did enjoy the pumpkin pie, though.

Yep, that's exactly how I saw it on ALF

Hey, I got promoted ! Time for another celebration

Let's take mask to the lowest level of COruscant to the dirtiest possible cantina to celebrate his promotion.

There might be some nice TWi'Lek dancing girls. Or were they Gamorrean?

Anyway let's celebrate your promotion, Lieutenant Colonel of the Cookietrooper division

Yeah! I'm there! Bring on the dancers and the whiskey!

 

Oh, yeah, and the COOKIES!!!!!

I think after a good few corellian whiskeys any dancing girl is gonna look hot !!!

 

I know this from experience. Here is my famous quote

 

"I have never went out, got drunk and went home with a dog..........but i have woke up next to a few"

 

 

p.s a "dog" is what we call an ugly woman.........so no smart ass comments about the quote above

Ive only ever woken up next to beautiful women!!!

I didn't mean all the time in my last post.

 

My current GF is blonde, blue eyes, 5'7"..........34D

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oh so it's you!

 

She was saying she had a boyfriend, who was totally devoted to Star Wars moan moan la de da...

 

Sorry mate, we're having an affair.

 

Nah not really, she sounds damn nice mate. Congrats.

 

Unfortunately, or perhaps not, i'm young free and single.

AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST BEGINING TO LIKE ELVIS THE SINGER !!!!!!!!!!! This explains alot !!!!!!!

 

Seriously though at least if your single you can keep your options open.

Unfortunately sometimes when you're single you don't have any options....

There's a saying that goes " the grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence", so at least when your single you won't have to sleep on the couch for a week if you jump over that fence.

A friend of mine once followed that saying. He started a new job and was placed on the desk next to a very attractive woman. He started seeing this woman behind his girlfriends back. It got to the point where evryone knew about this except for his GF. He eventually told her and naturally she was devastated. For a while he was happy with his new GF and he kept telling me that the "grass was so much greener on the other side". After the lust was gone he found that they actually had very little in comon and began to miss his ex. He eventualy split up with the woman he worked with and begged, pleaded and wooed his ex for about 6 months to take hime back. She eventualy took him back but it took a long time for her to trust him again.

 

So after reading the above be careful. The grass may seem like its greener but thats not always true.

Hic

 

well I think those Twi'lek dancers were looking verrrrry green.

Gammoreans are green as well... doesn't mean that they're any better.

I was not that drunk to distinguis between two lekkus and three breasts

LOL

 

Kissing a gammorean,

 

*pulls a face of absolute disgust*

 

All those bogies..................yuck

That's why I prefer kissing the Lekkus and eating the Schnitzel

Schnitzel? This would be what exactly?

It looks a bit like in 'Fish & Chips', but the meat is from a pig, covered

by that gold-brown crust, with lots of fries ...

 

http://www.manni.at/kochbuch/wiener.jpg

(btw, I'd leave the vegetable away)

 

-I need to get home and eat something, fast

I don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed that you got a picture!

 

Looks alright though, have to try it some time.