"There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole." - Personal quote. Don't remember where I have read it.

 

"FUBAR" -from Saving Private Ryan and Half Life: Oposing Force.

 

"Miss me?" -Capt. Nick "Havok" Parker

"Not at this range." -Sakura

 

From the only FPS in the C&C universe.

a dwarf tries to reconquer his love

Dwarf: What is it Fifi? Don't you love me anylonger?

Fifi's new love: If you were longer she would love you much more.

My freinds, it is time to raise the Jolly Roger in defence of what we believe in. To Mr. Bush and his new Anti-piracy law, I raise not only one middle finger, but two.

 

~Me, on another forum, talkign about the new Anti-piracy law that just went into affect in the US.

That's a good one. Let me join your crusade to end the opression of "the man."

 

This is a song I like to share with all my friends.

 

"Supersize, supersize;/ the american way.

Trowing down, trowing down;/ every day, every day.

 

Supersize, supersize;/ the american day.

Getting fat, getting broke;/ either way, you're gonna pay.

 

Supersize me... Super size me."

 

I'm still LMAO with that documentary. It reminds me of my old self with the "McTummy ache."

 

(I'm so )

I have to say my new favorite Star Wars quote is what I heard in the trailer...here goes

 

 

"Your under arrest Chancellor"

 

*several Jedi Masters including Windu activate lightsaber

 

*Palpatine's face shows a LOT of anger

 

-"Are you threatening me Master Jedi!?"

 

That was awesome. I cant wait for the movie to come out.

Another good one from Dan Quayle is when he says something like this :

 

"I'm going on a visit to Latin America. This is gonna be a great opportunity to brush up on my latin skills!"

 

Or the head of McDonalds Japan who says :

 

"Japanese people are small and have yellow skin because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for the past 2000 years. If they ate McDonalds hamburgers and potatoes for 1000 years, they would become tall, blond and white."

 

Throngrik

Edited May 8, 200521 yr by Throngrik

He forgot: ... and fat.

tou'che...

I am the master of low expectations - G. W. Bush

From the cult film Airplane!

 

-We have clearance, Clarence.

-Roger, Roger! What's your vector Victor?

 

Throngrik

-We have a little problem in the cockpit.

-The Cockpit! What is it?

- Its a little bnox at the front of the plane where we put the pilots but thats not the subject.

Or:

 

-We need to get these people to a hospital as quickly as possible.

-The hospital? What is it?

-It's a big building with lot's of patients in but that's not the point.

 

 

Throngrik

Or

-I chose the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

Apology accepted..Captain Needa.

An Arab news once said:

"We regret we are unable to give you the weather. We rely on weather reports from the Airport, which is closed because of the weather. Whether we are able to give you the weather tomorrow depends on the weather."

Its not really a quote from a movie or anything (at least I dont think so). Its a quote that my best friend's grandfather used to always say. My friend actually used it as his senior quote. Its:

 

"If at first you don't succeed, cheat."

 

It was just so funny for an old guy to be telling us that.

 

But as for a serious quote, it has to be my senior quote:

 

"...All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost..."

-J.R.R. Tolkien

Ghostbusters: "No job is too small. No fee is too big."

 

Vibes: Jeff Goldblum in the Andes mountains with a bad guy

 

Bad Guy: I'm feeling generous. Where DON'T you want to be shot (pointing the gun at his head, heart, body, etc)?

Jeff Goldblum: In South America.

I shall quote a sketch from Rowan Atkinson

 

(He is sitting on a coutch when he gets up and walks up to the window)

Rowan: WHY WON'T YOU GROW UP YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!!!

his wife: What is it dear?

Rowan: Oh nothing. Just talking to the plants.

If there is grass on the feild, play ball!! If not, play in the mud. Just avoid the crab trees.

 

(Sorry, I couldnt resist.)

"I would rather be hated for being myself, than being loved for being someone I am not."

- Anonymous

 

One of my all time favorites, one which I try to follow as much as I can.

"Einstein would turn in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded"

 

"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist."

 

"As distances vanish and the people can flow freely from place to place, society will cross a psychological specific heat boundary and enter a new state. No longer a solid or liquid, we have become as a vapor and will expand to fill all available space. And like a gas, we shall not be easily contained."

 

from Sid Meier's great game Alpha Centauri

"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity... And i am not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"Chance favors the prepared mind."

 

 

I forgot who said it but its actually pretty true, anyone who tries to prepare themselves for the unexpected tend to do better than someone who doesnt.

"We shall wait and see how much s*** hits the fan and he shall hope there ain't too much because otherwise... We are going to have a bloody hot summer."

Myself (while drunk)

"Pain is weakness leaving the body"