Btw, Paul: that creep was called Adolf.

 

Well, I liked the last one best, but I also recall another one from Stalin, that also shows how much everyone reverred life back then.

 

 

A single death is a tragedy, a million merely a statistic.

Kill one person you are a murderer, kill millions and you are a conqueror.

 

The one who plays leapfrog with a unicorn is an idiot.

Mask I fixed the name of the creep.-GM Conway

To love that which you can never touch, is to be the least of your self punishements.

Him who goes to bed with an itchy bum will wake up with a smelly finger.

Mask I fixed the name of the creep.-GM Conway

Good man, but I forgot that Stalin's first name also ended with 'f', sorry.

People in the West are always getting ready to live.

 

—Chinese Proverb

People in the West are always getting ready to live.

 

—Chinese Proverb

 

Now that's a really great one.

best Quote Evah:

 

"You ever have one of those feelings that somethings is about to hurt?"

"Yah, why?"

"You getting that feeling now?"

"No."

"Well, judging by the amount of guns on that ship, you should be."

"Nope, sorry."

"Well, why arent you?"

"No one told you? I have suicidal tendencies."

"Well, then you must feel right at home then. Great."

 

~ Some space movie from the eighties. Cant remember the name.

Then I'll see you in hell!

- Han Solo

How could we forget that one!

Mask-Dude I also fixed Stalin's name. Thanks for correcting my errors, you wouldn't know I went to Cornell University!-GM Conway

"I'm only an elected official, I can't make decisions by myself!" - the Mayor, Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas

 

And if we're turning towards Star Wars...

 

"Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed and we're preparing to --ACK!" - Admiral Ozzel

 

"Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered--" - unnamed Echo Base officer

 

"I want my lamp back. I'm gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole."

"Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!"

-Luke and Yoda

 

"I am wondering, why are you here?"

"I'm looking for someone."

"Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?"

"Right..."

"Help you I can. Yes, mmmm."

"I don't think so. I'm looking for a great warrior."

"Ohhh. Great warrior. Wars not make one great."

- Yoda and Luke

"Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered--" - unnamed Echo Base officer

I have that as the shutdown sound on my work computer, complete with the static at the end.

 

Yoda has some of the best lines in the entire OT.

 

-Thumper

"Imperial troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered--" - unnamed Echo Base officer

I have that as the shutdown sound on my work computer, complete with the static at the end.

 

 

-Thumper

 

Brilliant!!

Could you email me that sound?

mad78.1989@gmail.com

Mask-Dude I also fixed Stalin's name. Thanks for correcting my errors, you wouldn't know I went to Cornell University!-GM Conway

No big deal. I mean they were just two more failed dictators so if the memory of them is fading, that's a good step into a better future

 

Guys, you could also use the "Rebel troops have entered the palace" from Rebellion's original movies.

Well, at least those die-hard Imperials among you

No problem, Mad. Check your e-mail.

 

-Thumper

Thanks Thumper!

 

saw saw saw saw

 

clonk

 

saw saw saw saw

 

clonk

 

-What are you doing William?

-Cutting my toenails mate. Otherwise when I sleep they damage the ceiling.

"Oops"

"Oops? Dont say oops. I hate that word. Especially when you say it."

"Alright then. Uh-oh."

-PAUSE-

"Nevermind, go back to oops."

 

~ Actual last words of a pair of Bomb squad techs.

Those, who study evil are already studied by evil.

 

 

I know, gloomy, but I was in one of these moods

I'm your Huckleberry...

Doc Holliday in Tombstone

Dan Quale was asked what he would do if he found $100,000 in the road.

 

'If it belonged to a poor man I would qive it back.'

 

 

 

I want to do bad things to her body all night long. And once Im done killing her, Ill **** her dead brains out.

 

~Me, on the way home from work, in a rather morbid mood.

Here's one more from one of my favourite movies:

History of the world, part 1

 

Mel Brooks as ...

 

Moses: Hear me! Oh, Hear me! All pay heed! The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen (*crash*)...

Oy! ten, ten commandments for all to obey!