Rebellion Fanatic Recruited by US Air Force

June10th, 2004

(AP) San Antonio- Word out of Washington indicates that the Defense Department has begun recruiting citizens with specific gaming talents to fill command and control roles. Spurred by the success of the Americas Army First Person Shooter (FPS) game and the talents it developed in potential recruits, the Air Force has decided to seek people who display an above-average grasp of tactics in a military setting for similar reasons.

 

“Such recruits would not only be perfect for command and control roles,â€

Edited July 22, 200422 yr by Texas_Fett

Damn, that 3PO news droid got my comments wrong again.

 

What I said was 'don't get too close to any real danger, cause your wife and I would really miss 'ya'

Cain said of Texas_Fett, "He writes good. American Military is no real challenge. For a true challenge, try my 'Protectorate: The Empire Strikes back 2.2 update' and 'Admiral's Nightmares' Scenarios and give me feedback in the 'Rebellion Design Bureau' forum."

 

 

 

When I said this ?!....Well the part with the American Military ....maybe the Army has some problems in command for sure ....anyway I think the Air Force should also have their "Marines-troops".... maybe they will do better in Irak.

 

 

Well congrats Texas_Fett ....if you join the command in the Air Force I will not want to be in the rebels skin ...I mean terorists

 

BTW You guys dont have something like the Forgain Legion ? Where forgain dudes can join ?

 

 

Also the 2.2 is now 2.4 (New 3D Stuff with he help of The_Mask)

 

 

Congrats again maybe you will be dispached in the NATO's east and we get to meet each other

I just wanna see someone who belives that...

I absolutely speechless!

 

Gif?...oh!

 

Woo! to you Tex!

 

Just remember where the god-damn ejector seat swith is...

 

No, that's cool news!

Congrats, TF!!

 

(Loved the article, BTW!)

 

-Thumper, who now has this strong urge to go watch The Last Starfighter

Great Article, Tex.

And Congrats!

Ahahahaha!!! Quality. I loved the comments section, you know us so well.

 

Many congratulations, i sincerely hope this doens't mean we're going to lose you!

Thanks guys! It's nice to know I'd be missed...that is, if I was actually going to be leaving. I definitely will be stopping in whenever I can, but I'm afraid it'll probably mean some "interruptions in service". Hopefully, none of them permanent. I'll be flying around on AWACS, though (early warning aircraft) as an Air Battle Manager, so there's little chance I'll need to eject. But I'll keep your advice in mind, Jahled.

 

Thumper, I'm sorry I forgot you in the article. I also forgot TK, Evanders, Stratus, ADarkJedi44...sorry guys! Maybe I'll have to just post updates.

 

Cain, it'd be great if we did get that chance. I imagine I'll only get flyovers of Europe, but I'll have to get better ideas of where everyone is so that inthe odd chance that I DO experience "engine trouble" or somesuch, then I'll have a friendly face to hang out with.

Yeah Fett I'm sure you could have put something evil for me to say.

Ahahahaha!!! Quality. I loved the comments section, you know us so well.

 

Many congratulations, i sincerely hope this doens't mean we're going to lose you!

 

I will try and keep everyone updated on anything exciteing whenever he is out of the area and unable to log in. Though I have a feeling with all the new fangled technology it willr arely happen that he can't log in.

 

-Brass_Bra_Leia

Thanks BBL, that'd be cool.

 

Btw, if anyone else is still wondering, what exactly an Air Battle Manager does, I just got got word from a long-time double agent in Zoot's evil empire, Gerard the mouse.

He got me this snapshot of TF's new job description.

Except that I'll be wearing pants.

 

I'll be on one of these aircraft, doing stuff like this and this.

I trust you have access to the internet up there....

Except that I'll be wearing pants.

And if you don't name your horse Felicity (like the Zapper), then I'm relieved

 

I'll be on one of these aircraft, doing stuff like this and this.

Oh, I get it: listening to reggae music and drumming da rythm on your keyboard.

Great mon, Jah bless

 

 

Edit: tell 'em that Rebellion or Homeworld have waaaay better graphic engines

I never did get that... why have such crappy graphics? It doesn't make sense!!!

It does, Mike: it's reliable technology, that's been running for many years and most of its quirks were discovered and removed.

Airplanes for example have onboard computers, that you would've put in the recycler bin years ago, for the same reason.

 

Just think of what would happen if, say ... their 'engine' was from Westwood. On some occasions it would simply crash in the middle of a mission or do something totally unexpected. Westwood would reply, that they already knew about the matter and they would need about 5 patches, until it was running smoothly

Here's an update, fellas (and gals! )

 

I just got word that I start class on the 23rd of August, so I may be dropping off the face of the boards for awhile. Things have been hectic up until now anyway, but it'll only get worse before it gets better. House repairs to get it ready to go on the market being the primary worry, as is going through our collection of junk and getting rid of all those 'treasures' we haven't laid eyes on in years.

 

Anyway, BBL will keep you posted on big events, and I'll try to drop a line to a few of you now and then.

 

But that's all more than a month away.

Good Luck, Fett and may the Force be with you.

A month just passes away too fast, Tex. Best of luck.

A month just passes away too fast...

 

I agree. Sometimes the world needs a "pause" button.

 

Anyway, we're gonna miss ya around here, TF. I'm sure you'll have more great stories to tell when you are able to stop in, though. (Or maybe some that BBL could pass along... )

 

-Thumper

Thanks, y'all!

 

Anyway, we're gonna miss ya around here, TF. I'm sure you'll have more great stories to tell when you are able to stop in, though. (Or maybe some that BBL could pass along... )

{groan} Yeah, I'm sure she will.

San Antonian US Airforce Rebellion fanatic struggles with basic training...

 

*The story behind that is quite good too (pilot leaves plane idling with brakes off and manages to total about 3 aircraft including this one).

Thanks, Jahled. It's good to know you have such confidence in me.

Well, my friend, it was that or this:

 

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQCZAp0Tm4eKqt*jqX45tdzZOUWGDVeLTLaBHzYM*6savbQmL2dQuBgNlY5m*bzdocXw5Gx8s6ayD!bhi4DD0eQKAccVWF*TWrPrQI9Id0w/float.gif

 

***AGHAAAAAAAAAAA....I thought that was the toilet door.....****

 

 

Good luck up there buddy.

 

Edity: Which reminds me...

 

***US Airforce Mandalorian redefines the word 'mellow,' top brass taking note***