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Headcrab & Headcrab Zombie. I know, but I'd love to see this in FoC. Pics: Headcrab: http://www.okinawa-connection.com/pmr/images/hl2/headcrab.jpg http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a245/loverdog/Headcrab.jpg http://www.half-life2.cz/grafika/enemies/headcrab.jpg Headcrab Zombie: http://www.hlgaming.com/images/spmods/halflife2/enemies/zombies_small.gif http://www.hlportal.de/images/content/hl2/enemies/zombie.jpg http://www.hlcomic.com/extras/ttd202.jpg

Best & Funniest: Company of Heroes I'm in the 4th campaign mission, Defend Carentan. I've got some AT guns, paratroopers, MG nests, on each bridge (there's 3 in all) and on lone mortar guy tasked to defend them all. I'm halfway thru the attack (5:05 min. until Able Company arrives) and I notice that the Germans are beginning to come in more force and become more daring (All the while my mortar guy has been quiet, target have been destroyed before they can fire). So this Panzergrenadiers squad comes to attack, they're taking hits left and right, but manage to break thru my defenses through a hole in a building and begin attacking my Town Hall (base of operations). All of the sudden, all of them (4 in all) fly up in the air and land, with body parts scattered everywhere. Why? My mortar team hit the guys right in the center. I just LOLed until another wave came it. It was both funny and awesome.

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P.I.T.A. = Pain in the ass. FYI = For your info. Steam has only one authentication server, and it's in Washington state I believe. (I think it is the only one.) Because of the storms in WA, Steam wouldn't open or repsond. It's a very delicate program, and even a little jarring will send it hell-bent into death. (It's happened to me many times.) Just wanted you to get informed.

I agree... PFF started out well in January, with Devs posting goodies and secrets that weren't known to anyone but us @ PFF. February saw E@W, with a craze of new members here at PFF. March was creative wording month. "ZOMG TEH AI IS TEH CHEATZOR!!!" & "OMG I GOT WTFPWNED!!!!". April was Patch month, and "HA! AI GOT PWN3D! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!". May & June were mod months. July was the month of patches, fixes, and corrections. August saw major leaps and bounds in modding, with Mike.nl releasing multiple programs that were practical Godsends. And then came September. Anyone who entered PFF was greeted by a "We're sorry, but PFF is under renovation. Check back in the following weeks." And many weeks went by. Finally, on the 4th week of September, PFF reopened. But, data failure had caused many members to lost their membership and many good posts, threads, Dev exclusives, and everything...gone, poof! All Hell would ensue. October was FoC month. However, unlike February, barely any new members joined due to the new Petroglyph Forums, with direct links to Petro developers. November was FoC modding and patch month. December was patch, fix, balance, and other assorted things relating to FoC. Still, very few members have joined and it's not looking good. All-in-all, I think 2006 was a bad year, but only after September. Will September be "Old PFF Remembrance Day"? Who knows. It just may be.

Beware of Steam, Relentless. It's VALVe's little P.I.T.A. authentication thingy, and you have to open Steam if you want to play those games. Just FYI. Just because you look at porn doesn't mean others look at porn as well. Thank you for playing moderator.

New Computer (FINALLY!!!! WOO=HOO!!!!!) Socks Underwear $125 Cash $25 Best Buy Gift Card $20 Target Gift Card $10 Movies Gift Card

This game looks amazing, period. Great visuals, great storyline, and it actually doesn't look like it's just another overused WWII game. The only real problem with this game is just it needs a good machine, but from what I heard it is well worth it. Rating: http://www.gamepro.com/images/esrb/esrb_m.gif Links: Gamespot: 9/10 http://image.com.com/gamespot/b.gif IGN: 9.4/10 1UP: 10/10 Yahoo Games: 5/5 Gameplanet: 4.5/5 Screenshots: http://www.hookedgamers.com/previews/2006/7/company_of_heroes/image05.jpg http://www.hookedgamers.com/previews/2006/7/company_of_heroes/image08.jpg http://www.hookedgamers.com/previews/2006/7/company_of_heroes/image10.jpg

GET THE DOCTOR!! DOCTOR WHO!!!!!! *Doctor Who theme song begins to play* (Doctor Who = )

Aww, let Krunk be. He's done us a few favors. (Think....thiiiink.....) Anyway, I'm security at this hotel, my room is the first floor, 2nd room. If you have any problems, just let me know. Waitaminute.....where'd Krunkelia go?

Well, I'm finally going to get a new computer. Which brand, you ask? Hewlett-Packard. Why? Simply put, their products kick (censored). Which model? The HP A1640N, shown here. It looks like a good system, has all good specs, but just needs a better video card.

Who? Oh, that guy. Yeah, I know him. He's the one that murdered Mikan's mother and father, leaving him as an orphan. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Everyone! Or, as I like to say in German, Fröhliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!

Infected Mushroom - None Of This Is Real

MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! I'm finally, finally getting a new computer. This old Dell has plagued me for almost a year now with frequent slow-downs and other nasty things. I've decided on the HP A1640N, a really nice computer with 2GB RAM, 250 GB hard drive, and other goodies. The only thing I do need is a video card (the one on the A1640N suxxors), but I already have one in mind. Interesting to see what other members want for Christmas.

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A: Twin Ion Engine Q: What is the Verpine number system based on? (Hint: Human system is based on 10's)

(Can these be about anything? Because I have a good story for Half Life 2 that I'd like to share ) Time: 8:27 A.M. Year: 1 AG (After-Gordon) Characters: AX-157 (Company Leader) [Nickname: Boss] BH-128 (Heavy Assault) [Nickname: Kicker] JK-902 (Sniper) [Nickname: Hawkeye] Setting: 2 Days Into Human Uprising Status: Uprising 50% Contained *Incoming Transmission* Mission Assignment: Several Human Command Centers have been pinpointed for assault. Sectors A-D have been shelled and destroyed, however E appears to have survived. Clean-up is necessary. Tactical Breakdown: 22 Total Targets -12 Humans w/ SMGs -8 Humans w/Assault Rifles -2 Human Snipers Fortifications: 2 Artillery Guns Facing North Unknown Amount of AAAA Location: Mountain 1287-12 Mission: Critical. Failure: unavailable. *Transmission Ends* -On-board Ariel Troop Carrier "Olympus"- "Sir, we've gotten ourselves deep, haven't we?" yelled Kicker. "No, we'll see worse in the coming days." Boss yelled back. "30 SECONDS!!!" blared the Klaxon. "Get ready to jump, boys. We have to neutralize those Artillery and AAAA before reinforcements can arrive. Stay close, and stay sharp" yelled Boss. "Yes, sir" Kicker and Hawkeye said in unison. The lumbering Troop Carrier slowly makes its way atop the mountain. However, anti-air prevents it from reaching the top. "Sir, the AAAA is too much. We're going to have to get off a bit before the top." blared the Klaxon. "Right. Get us there quickly, though. We need speed!" yelled Boss. "Yes, sir!" The transport flys to a flat location and drops the troops off. Just as it begins to take off, it's hit broadside by a flak round and explodes violently. "Well, there goes our escape route. Let's head to the top." Boss said. "Yes sir" The three slowly make it to the top of the mountain. It's been strangely quite the whole way. "Are we even on the right mountain?" said Kicker dryly. "We'll be near the top soon enough." replied Boss. The three make it near the top and set up a surveillance camp to watch for activity. "Sir, I've got something." replied Hawkeye. "Right. Human?" "Yes, what else could it be." "Keep an eye on it. See where it goes, and if it goes to another door shoot it." "Yes sir." However, the human does not go to another door. Instead, it goes to a strange-looking machine with a tarp over it. "Sir, I've got activity." said Hawkeye. "Right. What's it is?" said Boss "The human appears to be...wait...he's uncovering the artillery, sir." replied Hawkeye. "We move now. Shoot the human and keep us covered. We're going in." said Boss. "Yes sir" replied Hawkeye. Boss and Kicker begin moving toward the artillery, while Hawkeye silently shoots the human. However, anther human sees this and runs back into the shelter. "Dammit!" yelled Hawkeye. "Boss, a human saw me take out the other human. Be prepared for resistance." "Roger that." Boss and Kicker move in with a few C-9 detonation charges. "Plant that one near the tip of the barrel. I'll get the loading mechanism." said Boss. "Yes, sir. Planting charges." replied Kicker. The two commandos apply and prime the charges, and move away. "Sir, my finger is on the button. Tell me when." said Kicker "Wait....wait....NOW!" yelled Boss. Kicker press the button, and a flash of light temporary blinds the two commandos. "One down, one to go." said Kicker. "Let's find that other artillery." replied Boss. "Yes, sir." "Sir, I've got several humans with SMGs heading toward your position. I can pick off a few but you've got some fighting ahead of you." said Hawkeye. "Roger that, take out as many as you can." replied Boss. "Yes, sir." "Kicker, take cover behind that dirt mound. I'll try to lure them into your line of fire." said Boss. "Yes sir, moving." Kicker moves behind a small dirt mound, while Boss runs across the field to the other side, luring the humans into Kicker's LOF. "Firing now." Kicker lets off several bursts of Shotgun rounds, killing all but one human. That human begins to fire, but as he's about to pull the trigger the side of his head explodes, killing him. "Got one!" said Hawkeye. "Nice shot. keep an eye out for more humans." said Boss. "Yes sir" replied Hawkeye. Kicker and Boss begin searching for the second artillery piece. After 10 minutes, Kicker finds the second artillery. "Sir, I've found it. Placing charges now." said Kicker. "Roger that." replied Boss. Kicker plants dual charges and hits teh button. "Target eliminated." said Kicker. "Roger that, regroup with me over by the human building." replied Boss. "Yes sir." Kicker and Boss regroup and head into the human base. "Sir, I've got eight humans near the middle of the base on the heat detector." said Kicker. "Roger, are they in any other places?" said Boss. "No, sir." replied Kicker. Boss and kicker slowly make their way to the center of the base, being careful to avoid being seen. "Sir, they're in this next room. I think we can ambush the-" Suddenly, a human jumps out of a locker and prepares to blast Boss. Kicker fires twice, and the human slumps to the ground. "They know we are here. We need to get out of this base." said Boss. "Yes sir" replied Kicker. Boss and Kicker burst into running and make it out of the base as the humans close in. "Hawkeye, we've got seven humans on our tail. Pick them off before they come into firing range" "Yes sir." Kicker and boss sprint near the edge of the mountain, but see a rocket bearing down on Hawkeye. "Hawkeye, you've got a missile heading towards you. Pick it off before i-" BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Hawkeye is hit dead-on by the rocket and disintegrates instantly. "HAWKEYE!!!! NOOO!" screams Boss. "Sir, we've got to make it down the mountain." said Kicker. "No, we make our stand here." "Yes, sir." Boss and Kicker head to a small group of bushes and crouch down. "I've got four humans in my LOF. Firing now" Kicker fires four rounds into the human mob. Three go down, but one manages to get off a shot. The shot hits Kicker in the head, and kills him. "GOD DAMMIT! YOU STUPID HUMANS!!!!!" screams Boss, and charges into the group, firing wildly. He's hit multiple times, but kills off the rest of the humans before falling himself. *Tactical Debriefing* Target: Destroyed Casualties: 3 Combine, 22 Human Bombardment: Unnecessary Status: Mission Completed Notes: Combine team will need to be replaced. Mission was a success. Human command center destroyed. *End Transmission*

Looks good eawcommander.... If you need any help with coding, I'm your man. Just PM me with your problem and I'll try to help as best I can.

Infected Mushroom: None of This Is Real

AC/DC: Thunderstruck

It's a dog, LOL. And that's a santa hat. LOL Any yes, using my dad's camera phone, that is my dog. Edit: I made it a bit more Christmas-y, just FYI.

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Really Funny Video ^ That's how LAN parties deal with cheaters LOL.

Relentless: (Somehow it always ends up in a fight when we rate each other...) Avatar: 8/10 Signature: 3/10 (I don't give a damn about Iron Maiden.)

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