DarthTofu

Notice the mysterious appearance and dissapearance of the leather jacket- That stuff is frickin' low end. I have really low end photo shoping abilities and I could do better. Honestly, the man used a drawing! In relationship to movie whores I have no life That and my dad thinks that watching a movie is a terrible way to spend a Saturday when you could be out, as he puts it, "Doing something". Kayacking, bike riding, surfing, whatever, just get out there and do something besides lying around like a blob at home! Ah, the speach is stuck in my head... Anyway, i have an excuse for not being a movie whore... that and lack of HBO

What about Palpy's master, Plageous, or whatever the hell he's called? He was supposed to have the knowledge on midi chlorine manipulation, or whatever. After all, Palpy is supposedly stealing his plan as according to R. A. Salvadore's Revenge of the Sith.

http://www.MarthaStewartisareallycrappypersonandGerogeLucasisanidiotaswellasgeorgeWBush.com? Hey, I know that I would go to that web site! What? Why is everyone looking at me like I'm an idiot? No, really, why? And I agree with Krytos- might help if we knew who the target audience was.

Umm, have you considered simply saving the game, destroying the system, and then loading your game if she escaped? And Imperial loyalty really doesn't go down too much for using a Death Star- provided that your planets are fairly loyal (Or that your garrissons are enough) you can destroy a planet with minimal negative effects.

Dude, why did they take the Degobah scene out? That one was good! I can see Shak Ti, but Yoda coming to Degobah to go crazy? Come on, guys!

Thhis is based on a rather recent battle involving in Imp. Star. Deuce, a Super Star Destroyer, four interdictor cruisers (Two were slightly damaged) and a carack class light cruiser. "Son of a... Sir, mulitiple contacts emerging from Hypersapce!" The Admiral looked up from his console and jumped in surprise. There, looming digger and bigger towards the Democracy, one of the newer Dauntless class crusiers, was the triangular shape of a Super Star Destroyer. Following closely in its wake and dwarfed by comparrison came an Imperial Mark II Star Destroyer, closely pursued by two shiny new Interdictors. Glancing at the sensor board he saw another pair of interdictors eclipsed by the Super Star Destroyer. While their shielding wasn't as up to scratch as the other two, both had a full arsenol of weaponry, and could be deadly to fighters. However, that wasn't the most pressing issue at the moment. The SSD was. "Maneuver to face that Super Star Destroyer! I want all guns hitting it! And get Teifron on communications- we need their fighters scrambled!" _________________________________________________________ Watching from the Bridge of Super Star Destroyer Lusankya, Admiral Drayst Constance shook his head. Coming toward him were a massive number of A wings- they practically constituted a fleet on their own. Fully stocked, his ships could carry eighteen squadrons of Interceptors. However, the ubiquitous A wings on several Rebel planets in the outer rim had completely dessimated his squadrons. As the A wings broke upon his fleet, all four interdictors and the Carrackopened fire on them, along with a few hot-shot gunners aboard the near-by Virulence. (I wasn't very creative in naming these while playing the game, I know). Now fully visible past the sheet of A wings stood a rather large fleet- it was massive, but not hopelessly so. One Heavy Dreadnaut, two Nebulon B frigates, one Dauntless Class cruiser, a Mon Cal cruiser, and- he ghasped- a CC7700 frigate. With its gravity wells powered up. Constance wasn't fool enough to believe that the fight would be easy, but he knew that his people could if they just fought better than the competition. He signaled for Virulence to accompany him in attacking the CC7700 frigate Freedom while the rest of his fleet concentrated on the huge amounts of fighters. _____________________________________________________________ Lucky shots Constance thought to himself as the fleet turned and ran. The Freedom was now nothing more than twisted scrap, but while doing so lucky shots from A wings and the Dauntless had managed to pierce botht eh Lucankya and the Virulence's shields. The two were opperating at hardly any recharge rate, but were still up. While that lasted he intended to save his fleet. The A wings were still a problem- only a squadron's worth had been destroyed- and were continuing to pester both of the capital ships. Lusaknya made for open space and headed toward it when more shots ripped through the shields and took the generators off line. His ship was halfway to the jump point, and the smaller support craft had already jumped. Only the Virulence remained. As every craft left in the fleet concentrated on the Super Star Destroyer, he let loose a wild salvo, decimating the Democracy's shields, but leaving the craft with fully operational weapons systems that promptly shredded Lusankya's in return fire. As the height of Imperial Capital ships fled, shots continued to pierce it, finally killing the engines and hyperdrive. Both the Lusankya and Virulence stuck dead in space until they were finally obliterated by the enemy fleet. Contance's last thought was that at least the interdictors and the Carrack could bring the information of the Rebel's base. ___________________________________________________________ Epilogue: Before the survivors even returned, a more powerful fleet was dispatched from the Sullust system in an effort to crush the Rebel base. It arrived to find one A-wing squadron and three refinerys left on the planet. The Rebels had escaped for now, but only just. Soon, I vow... Soon. Authors Note: As many of you aalready know, none of these events could actually have happened. An SSD and Imp Star Deuce combo would have shredded that fleet and danced on the crew's graves. At most an interdictoor might have been lost, but the over-all battle would have been a glorious victory. Stupid ****ing Lucas Arts...

Oh... whoops.

lol, you will often find that the simplest things in life appear complicated... and tha tthe most complicated appear ridiculously simple... Also, I think that someone mentioned doing a full instal means that you can play on PC without having the actual CD in, so that you can just keep the CD some place safe as opposed to in yon crappy compy.

I thought that it was someone who looked something like Tarkin that had his face digitally altered to look like an ewok... only tall... and without the hiar... and who looked like Grand Moff Tarkin...

You mean to tell me that they can make a CGI Tarkin, but not Mon Mothma? That's sad....

Where was Mon in Episode three? I don't remember seeing her.... or Garm Bel Iblis who was supposed to be in it... I swear, tha tmovie was made based soly on reading the Thrawn trilogy....

That's spring nerf After all, this is Star Wars- when did chickens ever come into play in Star Wars (That would be funny though. "Colonel Sanders, prepare to assault the planet!" "Backawk!") And I think she was 40 years old in ROTJ, which puts her at... really frickin' old by NJO books.

dubya Tee Eff.... Well, check the home page and click on"magic lantern" I guess. very good stuff, there.

And now a really good game: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/lantern.php. bwahaha! Now try to get the song out of your head! /me heads off whistling to read new Mike Stackpole book. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

/me scures eyes on shish-ka-bobs and burns eyes... Then puts replacement eyes in so that I can type without any typos.

I think that my feelings can best expressed in Red vs. Blue format. Tucker: Son of a bitch! Grif: Son of a bitch! Simmons: Son of a bitch! Church (In Lopez's body): Madre de Christo!

ROTFLMAO that's good! Crockodile Dundee's got nothing on actual Australians! Ah, that waas good.... (Continues to laugh)

Thanks for the tip, Thrawn! Seriously, man, you rock! I'm an okay voice actor (As in I can do impressions fairly well). Do you want anyone in the new version with an Irish accent? 'Cause that I can do supremely well. It's all right if we think we might be okay with three and send them all to you, right? Or should we just send the one we think we sound best as?

OKay, searches for flapping jets on google's image search bring up pictures of dogs and gay three somes. Something is wrong with google...

Oh, dude, I just figured out the perfect animated films to watch with your girl friend- red vs. blue! They'll at least give you good pick up lines. "All my life girls told me, not if I were the last man on Earth. Well what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with a pimped out ride, bitch!"

I dunno. The old Mac Passed away recently- or the moniter did, at any rate, so I can't find who made the trivia game in the first place. I think it was made sometime around '92, though, as I have said. However, it was pre-internet, when AOL was still experimenting with ow to annoy us and spell check wondered what the internet was...

Hold n- how does that mean she's older? Isn't she younger?

/me loads shot gun. Feel the pain, evil toad thing-a-majig-a-bobbers!

Oh... Drat, I like to cheat and bring things in free of cost to win in a day... By the way, i think I may have seen some reloaded images on line- when I first played the game I did a google images search and saw some pretty spectacular pictures of Star Destroyers and Mon Cals in front of a nebula or something. Very spiffy stuff.

That's scary- We did this project on current events in Africa a while back and my friend wrote about drunk and dissorderly Chimpanzes. Apparently the Chimps managed to get into a supply of beer and killed an infant while seriously injuring two or three other people. I think it was the first drink of their lives. Edit: Okay, here's a freaky-ass vid for you! Choke on this one! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Did anyone actually vote for him?) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nader.php (I remembered the link! Yay!)