DarthTofu

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Three letters regarding being called a breadstick: W, T, and F. What the freak. What else would I mean? minds out of the gutters, people. I'll try to find out more about it... I was kind of hoping that would be enough. What info would help the most so I can try to find it?

Umm, quick question: If you're going to revamp everything, then why is it still in the Star Wars galaxy? Why not just make your own whole new galaxy for this to occur in? I guess I can help you out a bit, too, but you might have to be more specific. For instance, what type of fiction do you want this to be? Science fiction, fanatasy, a combo? Also, what writing style? Dark and dreary and hopeless, or cheery, laugh at everything, its a hard task but accomplishable? Or perhaps a slow assention to power. In addition to this, we have to know if you want this to be action based, designed to question ethics, a mirror of real life, ect. But I can help you out, here. PM me or E-mail me (Click the link to my profile to get my E-mail: I dare not post it for fear of some random spam bot program that shall find it )

Alrighty, then; to simplify things, let's just take it back in time: Middle of the battle at Endor during ROTJ, the Yuzhan Vong suddenly show up witha huge fleet: What happens?

People drink diet coke because then they can eat more. Think about it: If you set a number of calories you will allow yourself for the day (And I realize that most people don't) you can have say two cheeseburgers and a diet coke as opposed to one cheeseburger and a regular coke... Or they could just like the taste better!

I don't know. Luke recieved some wierd vision thing where he managed to realize that the Yuzhan Vong were using deception and tricking the New Republic, he was just unable to act upon it. Palpy, having engineered the downfall of the Jedi and set his master trap for the Rebellion which failed soley due to bad troops would probably realize any plots the Yuzhan Vong had against him through any visions he had. Also it would be possible to compress the air or something, and, in addition to tis, it would be possible to simply kill by touch according to Star by Star when Kyp first introduces shadow bombs.

Realize what's all fake? Do you mean...to tell me... That my whole life... has been...been a lie? A LIE!?!?!? GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Okay, here's the deal. My family has two computers, one of which is hooked up to the internet, the other one receives internet connectivity through a networking cable (Hard line, we checked and both are connected). Now for the technical issue: We had a power outage this morning and we lost both computers, which are constantly on, for a while. When we rebooted them neither got internet access. Someone did something to the networked one and now it works, yet despite their efforts on the one providing internet access, it can't get internet access at all. Anyone who can explain what my issue is and how to fix it in simple, step-by-step instructions would be appreciated by me. Oh, yes, and I should probably include for some of you (Such as Krytos and B&R): IN LAYMEN'S TERMS!!!1

lol, nice. Yeah, nerds, geeks, whatever. I don't think there's an equivalent unless it was triumph the insult comic dog's interview with "Darth Vader" Triumph: So, umm, what's this on your chest? "Vader": This is, umm, this is my respiration equipment that helps me, umm, to breathe. Triumph: I see... So umm, which one of these buttons do you press to call your mom to have her come pick you up? heheh. Bit lengthy to use, though. Oddly enough, people who aren't devoted to either faction call SW fans Trekies. As if!

Not hearing from you would suck as well.

Umm, yeah, apparently you missed him telling me that I was too young to be a jackass... even though you posted in that thread.

I never finished reading the books (****ing library doesn't carry them), but in Star by Star I think it was, (Spoiler for those who are not up to this point): Jaina turns to the dark side and fries a random Yuzhan Vong. So they can be touched by the force, just not felt by it.

Hmm, wouldn't Hell frozen over be kind of warm given that its supposed to have and brimstone and what-not? Plus you're dead, so you really shouldn't be feeling the cold. Just felt like being a pain, there. How old do you have to be to be a jackass again, Mith?

...good stuff, good stuff... What do you know about the judge and his history? Anything? I'm going to see if I can find previous cases of drunk driving and what people wound up getting. I think Krytos is probably right on the no hard time count (I think I said you might get a few months at most). But if you can play to the judge's pity, I think you can get a less severe sentence. Find out what you can about him before you go to court, and make sure you remain composed throughout... Anything that I'm forgetting due to my extensive courtroom knowledge from the one John Grisham book I've read? Nope, don't think so, other than make sure to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. ...Though I do have a strategy that I've always wanted to see tested in a courtroom. Claim that what you did was part of your obscure religion of which you are the only follower. If you can convince people that much is true, then the court has no choice but to let you out due to freedom of religion. Edit: Oh, man, this sucks. According to a law thing that I found on line, you will serve a minimum 30 days in jail for your second offense. It might have been a typo since it immidiately jumped to the charges for fourth conviction of DWI, but I don't know.... This is bad...

Bit backwards, there. If every mission you send them on is foiled, odds are that they're a traitor.

I'm grammar, not spelling. You know that! Well, actually if the spelling errors are blatantly obvious (Cough, writing "thru", cough) I'll point 'em out, but I leave most of it to Scathane And now for an American-style offensive blond joke or two: A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are in at a swimming meet for a reace swimming with the breastroak. The red head comes in first, the brunnette comes in second, and the blonde comes in by far the last. Approaching the judge she whispers "I don't mean to be a sore loser, but they were using their arms." A blonde and two expert hunters go out on a hunting trip. The first day one of the hunters returns with a huge bear carcass. "How did you bag that?" the blonde asks. He replies, "I found the tracks, followed 'em, found the bear, and shot it." The next day the second hunter goes out and returns with a giant buck draped on his shoulders. The blonde repeats her question and the huntsmen repeats his predecessor. The next day the blonde goes out hunting. She returns at the end of the day bloody and with broken bones. "How did you do that?" asks one of the huntsmen. The blonde replies: "Found the tracks, followed the tracks, got hit by a train."

huh? What have you been smoking, mate? I have a PS2 with three (3) games on it, two of which are DDR games which you actually have to exercise on to play with. Other than that I'm a PC gamer, same as you. Here we go: You might be a computer geek if you consider 'settling this' to be killing the other person... in an onlál|game.

Alright, let's go with a 'does your phone need to be monitored' survey to find out who we should use our methods on; that'll work! Excuse, Mr. Bin Laden, do we need to monitor your phone calls? No? Okay, then. Wow, lots of people claiming we don't need to monitor their calls! And in light of what you mentioned, I did sort of mean certain geographical areas, though not as broad as you were thinking; areas such as New York and DC, IE areas with very high populations or very important people.

Maybe I'm just slow on something, here, but if he is, what of it, Rob? We know perfectly well that nobody can legally give us source codes to the game. Even if Mask did have a relation to this guy, wouldn't mean anything... unfortunately

I never highlight stuff in gray. Clearly a fake. And now I'll stop spamming this topic before someone locks it up to us.

Woah unto me, I am smote! How can I ever compare with the power of copying, pasting, and altering with the keyboard?!?

Woah, did you miss the "In certain areas" bit there, Mith? And I honestly don't think that terrorists would be stupid enough to discuss destroying any building over a non-secure line. More likely in a hidden location face to face. I'm not sure who said it, but it was a good quote: "Remember, the bad guys watch movies, too." As for CIA and FBI walls coming down, I have no issues with that. I mean, we can glean intelligence from tracking a suspected terrorist in the U.S. or other countries. And by the way:How do you pick out which one, out of over 50,000 phone calls in a given city is a terrorist's phone call? You could try going with only those phones which are a year or two old, but if a terrorist simply stays in one area for enough time they can evade that. Ultimately I think that keeping an area from being blown up belongs to security.

No, actually I think someone just read my post wrong. To get back on topic, all hail LLF for what he has done *Bows down to LLF*

The main issue that I have with the patriot act is that I don't feel it is effective at anything short of raising taxes to pay for it. This is like a lot of Ted Stevens' propositions (At least I think it was Ted Stevens) who proposed the huge stinkin' bridge to a city in Alaska with a population of less than fifty. Sure, it accomplishes something, but the money could be put to better use accomplishing other things better. When you think about it, someone must be paid to monitor conversations, who has to be trained by people for a fee, and they have to use expensive, specialized equipment. I see no reason to pay them to effectively violate the constitution at all times. My proposal is that maybe we do it only in certain areas where it would be necessary to maintain security, such as a presidential speech or debate, or an ENRON meeting or something. (Okay, yeah, I know ENRON made no sense in there, but they have the whole illegal things going on so... Never mind, disregard that whole thing in the parenthesise and the stuff before it about ENRON. Deleting it would be easier, but I'm too lazy.) So, yeah, I guess I just feel that we are starting to edge closer and closer to what we set out to oppose and stuff. If one of these monitors becomes corrupt they could easily accomplish both getting their payroll and helping someone else commit a crime. Say that someone approaches them with someone they want to kill's phone number. In tracing the location of this phone, the monitor has helped to make the nation less safe rather than more so. They could even do this inadvertantly, mentioning something odd someone did when they go out and have one too many beers, perhaps. I feel this would be more of a danger than a helper to our nation. I'm DarthTofu, and I approve of this post. heheh, that's going to be my new SN, I think.

What are you talking about? I wrote Microsoft. And besides, that's Scath's niche. You have to find your own unique way of being annoying.