DarthTofu

Yeah, Logitech is designed for a USB port. They make good joysticks, they just don't apparently work for Rebel Assault I sort of had the same issue... Except that it turned out my joystick had completely lost its connection due to someone (Who is not me) yanking on it too hard in the wire and disconecting the internal wiring from the plug-in point. Luckily I had an ancient joystick already installed on my computer. If you want to get a working joystick check Ebay for the Top Gun line. They probably have been discontinued (I think Paramount had something to do with them as well) but the old version I have works well with TIE fighter. make sure you get the software for it if you buy it online, and for pity's sake, make sure that you aren't buying a picture (It was a great scam a while back with the X-box 360)

I fully intend to kill her... just as soon as my legs can function properly after having DDRed for an hour or so. And for the record, I didn't know that was Thrawn's name because I HATED Thrawn with a passion. 'Matter of fact, I hated Zahn and his writing in general. Things just popped up to fit into his plot, I figured stuff out while the characters were going "Hmm, I wonder what's going on?" in book one, and overall there was minimal foreshadowing, and where there was it was blatantly obvious.

I'm wounded! No, not really, but I'll pretend I am and staggar around with fake blood for a while BTW my sister would like you to explain what your name means. An idiot and two other men are sentanced to being shot to death at a firing range. The first man to go up shouts "Tornado!" right before the shots are to be fired. The firing squad is distracted and he slips away. The next man is sent up. just as he is about to be shot he cries out "Bank robbery!" The firing squad is distracted and he too slips away. The idiot comes up and decides to follow everyone elses lead and call out an anomoly to distract the squad. SO, just as they raise their rifles he calls out "FIRE!"

Nice sig, Mith. I'm gonna go with the lancer was our 'unknown' ship if I may be so stupid as to feign ignorance? One Lancer wouldn't kill six squadrons, though. Unless our unknown ship is more unknown than we think

Ah, a partner in crime.

FNC? I was thinking SGA. I don't even know what FNC is.

Sorry, the A&C thing was already used in the "Abbot and Costello" thread. Wow, that was a good one there, Tex. I nearly got hysterical laughing to the point where my sister came over said "oh" and made a racist joke I will not repeat. All I have left to extract for my arsenal is a random poem I shall now recite for you (Sort of): One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords, and shot each other. A deaf policemen heard the noise, And came to kill the two dead boys If you don't believe my story's true Ask the blind man; He saw it, too.

That was pretty cold... How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: One to actually do it and another to prove that he himself did. Saw something on SNL the other night regarding Alexander the Great. People were talking about how everyone thought he was gay, and so decided to discuss his tactics instead. I believe that it went something along the lines of: Unknown to his enemies, Alexander hid entire regiments from his navy inside of his armies. Then, when fighting the Greeks he wuld force the enemy phalnaxes apart and enter the rear of the Greek army. Then, in the midst of battle they would open up and send a horde of sea men pouring forth into the penetrated rear of the Greek army! Proceeds to laugh head off and falls off of chair drawing odd looks from everyone else in the drafting class room.

Actually I think you can configure it to use the mouse. I did that with Rebel Assault. Doesn't work as well as if it would just accept the ****ing joystick.

Since when was a stick a WMD? Assuming that WMD stands for "Weapon of Mass Destruction"

Nice. Very nice. Now for Survivor Florida style its: Get in a car and drive around on a highway for a while. The last person who's car still works from not getting hit from the nearly blind old people (Some of whom were out using the braille en-scripted drive-by ATM machines) wins.

Personally I just send my death star out on a rampage. to take over the outer rim with a couple of escort carriers, possibly a a Star Destroyer or two and a couple of interdictors. Uncolonized planet? Good bye! Fully loyal to the Rebels? Good bye!

Gotta agree with Edor. I don't make resolutions- I'm happy with who I am and how I look and all that jazz. If I need to change something, I don't make it a resolution. I just do it. For instance, I used to be a jerk to anyone and everyone I met. Now I'm much nicer to them unless I either hate them or am POed. Oh, right, and the sole resolution I made was to spam less. In case you didn't notice, I voted for the first option

... or else he just didn't devote resources to discovering if Vader would betray him. If you read the novelization of ROTS you will see that that's why Mace Windu dies- he's too focused on palpy and doesn't notice Anakin coming after him with a lightsaber in hand. I personally go with palpy got lepracy and lost a limb during the battle, thus he was injured. but that's just me.

*nods feverantly about morrowind* Or, if you want to either get it cheaper or buy the new game their coming out with, Oblivion, wait a bit (I think it comes out some time this year) and buy it then or else Oblivion, which looks ridiculously awesome. Interact with objects lying about and cause things to break- sounds like my kind of game

...Where do you get this stuff, Tex? Or is it a hereditary Texan thing? A duck walks into a hardware store one day, walks up to the counter, and asks the man sitting there if he has any duck food. The man laughs and replies, "This is a hardware store, why would we have duck food?" The duck leaves the store, but the next day he returns and asksthe same question. The man is still there and says, "No, I already told you, this is a hardware store, we don't carry duck food." This goes on for about a month until the clerk finally gets fed up and screams "NO! We still don't have any duck food! If you come back asking for duck food again, I'll grab you by the neck and nail your feet to the cieling!" The next day the duck walks in again. He approaches the clerk and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk blushes and replies that no, a roofing company bought them all that morning. The duck nods, then asks, "Do you have any duck food?"

I would question some of the grammar there, but I'll be nice and let it slide Anyways, a history of art: In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, there was art. Then end. (Accepts applause, flowers, and money thrown on stage, failing to notice that people are throwing only coins and soley because they're hard and that the flowers are really poison ivy. At least the applause is genuine!) Oh, right, and to keep it on topic: Happy New Years, twenty-one or over bastards who went out and got drunk three nights ago!

Sure. I'll give the shiny droid spelling and I'll take grammar. Oh, and I found out that I have a secret weapon to counter the mighty Scathane: The Google tool bar's spellcheck button!

Well therin lies part of your problem. Play small galaxy. For some reason I think our opponents enjoy sending fleets into the outer rim or something. If you have less outer rim planets you are more likely to encounter them.

I have a Samsung as well. What went wrong with it?

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice... Can't say I agree with it on all accounts, but I do on some (Guess that comes from having two sisters and having had to engage in mele combat for the first ten years of my life to survive ) I'm racking my brain for another joke... Nope, racking doesn't do any good, I'll put it back in my head again... I got nothing but this one: Two people whohate eachother, Bob and Tom, are in a race. Upon arriving at the gym where the race is to be held free of spectators, they find that they are the only two contestants, Bob wins the race by a nose and goes out to his family crowing triumphantly that he won. Tom goes out and when his family asks him how he did he says, "Not to bad. I came in second, but poor Tom came in next to last."

Couple of grammar errors, but pretty thorough I'd say.

That's cheating. A fnord is more of an idea than an actual object. You have to play that game with concrete nouns, abstract ones won't work.

I wonder what that is supposed to mean? Did you not see the character bio? It was in the New Republic profiles topic.

Dang, bad luck LLF. Get better soon mate ...Or not if that was the reason you didn't go to bed alone! Sorry, had to get the enuendo off. Inuendo. Innuendo. However you spell it! Personally I went to bed at three because come the foruth I have ****ing school again... I hate getting up at seven (If you're going to rant about getting up before seven, I don't care. I claim having the sole ability to rant about getting up in the morning... Just because!)