DarthTofu

*Grabs Thrawn by the chollar* DAMNIT MAN, THIS HAS BECOME MY LIFE OVER THE CORUSE OF JUST TWO DYS! TWO DAYS! GIVE ME A LINK, MAN!! GIVE ME A LIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!!!1

Well happy early birthday, then, BS! How old are you, now? Just keep thinking about how great it'll be when you can finally retire, old and crotchety, to sit on your porch with a can of beer during the day and yell at those damned neighborhood kids for being happy!

Discovered this comic ctrl+alt+del and have been laughing my head off at the old comics! Very high quality stuff, there... Well, actually, no, the humor is stupid and in some cases perverted, but its still hilarious!

A 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew in under thiry seconds- pretty damned impressive. I didn't do it seeing as I have an inability to chug, but my friend managed it in like 29 seconds or something ridiculous.... Puked it all up ten minutes later...

Reminding me of chef Brian a little bit too much, there, budious...

lol, good one, Mad! I can't believe I didn't see that horrible pun and steal it before I seem to be getting out sourced, here... ... So what the heck are we supposed to discuss now that you activated this thread again, D16?

Looks pretty cool... I think you can trim it a bit if you wanted to- might look better if you threw in a pic of something exploding, mayhaps an SD or a MCC. Just a suggestion

Woah, I am by no means saying that demanding anyone's death or undue pain as a consequence of their actions is a good thing! Far from it! I'm very much a "Your freedom of speach and action ends when your fist encounters my face" person (Yes, that is an actual quote... From who, I forget). I'm just saying that boycotting for revenge is better than saying "THE INFIDELS ARE TRYING TO DENY USHEAVEN! KILL THE INFIDELS! SUICIDE BOMBINGS!! KILL KILL KILL!!!!1"

I can sympathise with them, and am even somewhat supportive of their boycott, for it is a peaceful demonstration both of power and of dispise for what has been done. In hurting the Danish economy they are demonstrating their faith without truly hurting anyone that can't afford to be hurt. Igniting the embacies on the other hand is not the way to go. That's the 'crush the infidels' approach, not a good one to go with. More often than not you wind up with a rocket up your- well, you get the picture. Taking innocent lives is never justified, so I am in favor of the boycott and openly opposed to the arson.

.... Totally off topic by post three- impressive, even I have yet to manage that... As far as helping you with TCs goes, I don't think I will be very much help. As far as helping you with you English skills, it may help if you were to state your native language. I know Scathane is Dutch and I know that Trejuvant (Sp?) is Puerto Rican... I also thing that Lord_La_Forge is Hungarian.... They might be able to help if you private message them and you speak the same language.

*Blinks* Nobody noticed this? Nobody B.E.A.K.ed Scath on this post? it should be the one in The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy... I can't believe no one caught that... Least of all our resident spell checker...

this would be number two seeing as the other one died a long time ago. The only other one is that 'ultimate showdown' thing that I thought was pretty funny- care to cue me in as to what the other three are?

"Ah, sithspit, way too damned bright! Ah! Jeez!" Tofu's pupils rapidly shrnak to accomidate the light shining straight at them from above after their failed attempts to see the insides of his eye lids. Squinting he tried to look away but found himself incapable of moving his head very far. Attempting to prop up his body on an arm did nothing either. It took a moment for that thought to set it- he still had all of his senses, but he couldn't feel his arms or legs. Twisting his neck further Tofu saw that they were all missing, the left leg cut just below the knee and the right about midway through the thigh. He couldn't see either arm, but he already knew that both had been severed at the shoulder as a result of his fight with Zoot... And as the result of his own fight with himself. Looking around Tofu realized that he wasn't looking at a man made light but the sun. Somewhere on Earth he would guess, though there was a possibility that it was somewhere else. Somewhere nearby a man in tye dye robes battled an ominous figure that looked very familiar and attacked with a red light saber. The Jedi dispatched this man after a ferocious if short fight, removing the lightsaber and tossing it to Tofu's black-knightified body. It clipped to his belt at the left leg. "Who-" "My time is done," Stated the voice. "When I return thecircumstancesshall be far graver" With that the jedi waved his hand and Tofu felt his body moving, soaring, and suddenly falling back to solid ground with a very painful thump, and another face that looked very familiar staring down at him. "Tofu?" "The hell're you?" Tofu asked, suspicous and more than a little angry about having lost his limbs and having no clue as to what had happened from when he lost them until now. "That's you alright..." murmured the figure. "This is Mitth, I need a medical team to I-1 , S-1, R-1, my personal quarters. Tofu has shown up somehow and I have no clue what in the world brought him here, but I intend to take full advantage of any information he might have on zoot!" Tofu coughed weakly and looked over at Mitth putting on a look of faint puzzlement. "Zoot? Who's he?" "Sithspit!" Mitth shouted. Tofu grinned. Memories were starting to come back. This was revenge a couple of months overdue. No one would die or be turned, but that wasn't to say he couldn't still have fun with them.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/starwars There other people out there like us... okay, some of us... Okay, fine, me! Anyway, pretty funny demented video from a couple of people who apparently dislike Star Wars...

hehe, anyone seen the Chuck Norris facts lists? "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door! Chuck Norris was once in superhero fight with McGyver and Bat Man. McGyver tried to make a bumb out of a tennis ball, some gatorade, and a paperclip, but Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him. Then batman tried to use a Bat gun, but Chuck norris killed him and was declared the winner" or something to that effect

Note to self: Become human with rocket launcher and kill Smash Crash...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown#start It looks like a stupid music video at first, but after a bit its hilarious!

HAHAHA! Oh, it sucks to be him... Reminds me of an old episode of Dark Angel I was watching on the compy the other day... One of the characters thinks he's fallen in love with the right women, 'cept it turns out she was a guy who had a sex change... He's fine with this somehow, until it turns out that the he/she is a lesbian.

What's the host site? I'm bored with Runescape and Morrowind after finally exhausting just about everything in both...

Let me tell you, nothing pisses me off more than these "reality" shows. They are the stupidist, biggest waste of time since...I don't know, but something really pointless.

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Punishing a panda for- What in the world are you talking about? I don't recall seeing pandas in the bible, but maybe I need to read it more closely As for the free will argument, are you refering to the "Our brain is a chemical reaction, so if you studied it long enough (IE over the course of one's lifetime) you oculd figure out how they would react to a given situation with a given set of memories and such? That one messes with your head. Or are you referring to the "Everything we thought would come out bad came out good, so god must have influenced our choice to make it better" theory?

Uh... What? Might want to include a quote or something so that we can put this all in context

Raaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens! Oh Raaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeens! Sorry, watched 'Treed Murray' one too many times... Jeese, I love Vinchenzo Natali flicks!

Nice new sig, J... As for a compassionate and loving god creating a society that exists only through kiling itself... A quicker means of getting to heaven? No clue... I haven't really been following this either except for the short posts...