Heres one. Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over.Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts," My friend just droppeddead!What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says "Don't worry I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead" After a brief silence the operator hears a shot.Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay." he says nervously to the operator."What do I do next?" ....... Here's another Two campers went hiking in the woods when one of them is bitten on the rear by a Rattlesnake."I'll go into town for a doctor, "the other says. He then runs ten miles to small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave,"the doctor says."But here's what to do.Take a knife,cut alittle X where the bite is,suck out the posoin and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend,who is in agony."What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die." ......