imdb trivia! An infinite source of amazement. @Rob: Star Wars Tales was tagged Infinities. This means that it is not considered canon by Lucasarts. Its under that label that you shall find most of the weirdest SW stories.
Okay well Kyle couldn't be the Star Wars Chuck Norris simply because he never performed round the barn kick! And I must admit I think those things you posted above are a load of trash. I doubt he would hafve put a picture of the DS on his ball.