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Mad78

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  1. do you know were we can find that comic in Europe?
  2. "This asteroid is terribly unstable" "We are all going to die" "We surrender"
  3. don't forget that he liked being inplicated in the battles: He was commanding the AT-AT which destroyed the hoth shields an he personnaly piloted the prototype AT-AT which crushed a rebellion on a planet which I forget the name
  4. Where is C3PO when you need him?!
  5. It was hard to find the T-shirts but I am affraid I may not order any because America Switzerland would cost a fortune but I hope you all find yourself a T-shirt you like
  6. I thought of a theory: When the Ewoks create a diversion Leïa shoots a man on an AT-ST. Maybe that was Veers? Tell me what you think
  7. If you say please I may find a way to resurect Picard
  8. Veers survived and dircted the Endor ground forces
  9. yes but the Sith concider that only the strong must survive. That is why the student and the master often finish of fighting.
  10. Well I think the reason everybody took the order was that any captain with a sense of logic would understand that the battle was lost and that the imp fleet would only succed in losing more ships if they stayed.
  11. From what I know Darth is a title. Given to a Sith when he gains the post of knight by killing his Master or finishing his training.
  12. Let me try (I should really try to write a book one day) On the Enterprise "Captain's journal time span 353jb5j2l5j45h23k6ej563k5gh6tjfntj4btn4k6vhtj5bv we Have just started orbiting planet 39u5374095306597867. A computer recuperated on ship wreck named this planet as Endor. The indigenous life form of the planet were very welcoming... too welcoming. We quickly understood there plan to kill us. We vaporised a hole village and then left after taking their Bigmacs. End of Journal" A coporal came towards him. "Would you like a dyhidrated moka seed infusion?" "Yes please Corporal." The corporal left to go and get some coffee. "Captain we have just detected a small moon orbiting the planet. It has an off the chart poer reading." On the Death Star "Vader?" "Yes Master?" "What the hell is tiny piece off shit coming this way?" "That, my Master, is a ship belonging to a Bastard called Picard." "What a bloody ugly ship!" said the Emperor "Yes Master" The Emperor presses a button on his chair "Commander blow this ship to hell" In the gunners room they prepare to fire. When suddenly all goes black. "Shit the fuse has gone" said a gunner "Wait I've got spare... there we go" lights come back "FIRE" On the Enterprise "Captain they are preparing to fire" "Shit well mates it was nice making this crappy series with you" So saying the ship blew up Mad78
  13. The cpt Picard is a bloody boor because he keeps finding a way to survive in Star vs Trek Wars. Where do you see a Super laser?
  14. I had a look for you and I found this: http://www.emerchandise.com/searchres/b.MOVIES+STARWARSSAGA+STARWARSTRIL/s.FI6fU6Bh?QSTextInput=star+wars+t-shirts&RequiredFields=&FormFields=QSTextInput%3Fgo
  15. Maybe a Mod for that Game could be a good idea.
  16. Klingons diplomatic honorific Apocalypse class ship is meeting the enterpise to try and get some cheap weapons. It's at this moment that an ISDII emerges from Hyperspace. On the enterprise " &ç/&%))&ç%*/S***F***. Why the hell do I all ways have to get my ass kicked by these bastards?" under the interrogative looks of the crew cpt Picard stops trying to find hair to pull outthe straightens up. "Prepare for protocole alpha 2437413 beta 345767 omega 54475 pancake 24387538 charlie tango 35646... 3... 2... 1... NOW" on these words the Enterprise turns round and disappears in the hyperspace. On the Klingons's ship "Ready the fight for honor?" said the Klingon cpt " F*** the honor sir, I want to live to see an other KFC chicken" "Good point" said the cpt So saying the Klingon ship turned round to flee but too late and it was destroyed by the ISD. In the ISD "and another one" said Piett drawing another ship on the bridge's wall.
  17. The Borg Queen and Piett say at the same time "F*** the Federation" On the Enterprise "Gunner prepare the Photonique Torpedoes with a 23.789% ionically charged zonitrum composite and and fire phasers a 67.9785325574367% charge" On the SSD "Gunner just beat the crap out of this ship" On the remains of the Borg cube "Where the hell is the Borg Queen" said drone 34564 "She's having a facial" drone 8576536 "S***! Imean in the last battle we lost 5 ships while she was getting sun tanned in the main reactor!" "Assimilate yourself, assimilate yourself. Why the hell did I join the Borg. I mean, I could be commanding a Star Destroyer, but I am here with a very ugly steel underwear. And waiting to get the crap beated out of me!" said Drone 3453562645674984683 while he was finishing his petrol-oil glass (very strong drink for Borgs) This didn't stop the ssd from beating the crap out of the Enterprise. And then chasing it around Saturn, up Mars, through Pluto and right to the Local McDonalds where they all took Big Macs and then blew up the Enterprise.
  18. "Achtung my Kapitan zer Borgz 'ave froun a Kamikaze a-ving fighter against us"said the Major Schnitzel "I'm ready for this one" said cpt Piett (recently recovered from his burns and broken nails)"Secret anti-fighter weapon... FIRE" A big sign with "FREE BANTHA SANDWICHES" appeares on the side of the ssd. The basics instincts of the pilot resurface and he dives towards the sign where he is destroyed by laser turrets. Then of course the ssd beats the crap out of the cube. IMPERIAL-1 BORGS-0
  19. I remember reading that Naboo was erased from Galactic archives by Palpatine himself. But I was wondering what happened after that do people still live there? Will it be rediscovered? tell me what you think.
  20. A question may have many answers...
  21. Don't forget that NDs can play with you imagine: Your mate is crushind you and is preparing a fleet to finish you of. A natural ressource could slow him down and let you take over a few planets.
  22. The shields of the ssd would block the borgs's teleportations and the imperials would blow the cube to smitherines!!! LONG LIVE STAR WARS, SSDS AND MON CALAMARI CRUISERS
  23. I especially th way you jump from space to ground battles. FANTASTIC!!!! PS What did you think of my review?
  24. Well done now is the hard bit for you have to understand how to play the game which can be quite long. Good luck! AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
  25. It's hard to say. The sith race disappeared hundreds of years ago and with them there dialect. The only thing that remains are ruins and symbols on certain planets. The Emperor knew the symbols and décorated his room with some that he drew.

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