An Ambassador or the english in the embassy in china which is going to be evacuated since its 1944 Telephone: Ring Ring Ambassador: Hello "Security here" "Good! So how are things going?" "Well Sir, I have soldiers on the roof, a tank garding the entery, a plane squadron patrolling the sky and I have mined the hole area around me. "Good. Now where are you?" "A phone box in East London." The Ambassador then tells his chinese servant that he is leaving "But Zir, can't me and my brother, Jim Wong, with you?" "Sorry Wong only british people are allowed on the plane." "But Sir we cvan pretend we are english." "No no Wong... You know very well Two Wongs don't make a right!"