If you really want to read creepy stuff. Read The Darwin Awards, the Man's favorite Toy chapter has some rather hilarious anecdotes... As does the rest of the book. EDIT: This made me shiver: Cock Fight 2003 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (12 January 2003, Philippines) Cockfighting is a popular gambling sport in the Philippines. Roosters are aggressive creatures that fight one another in the wild to establish a "pecking order." When their natural arsenals of claws and beaks are supplemented with sharp steel spurs, these feathered animals are transformed into deadly weapons. A trained rooster is an extremely vicious creature. Usually the fury of an enraged rooster is directed against another rooster in an arena surrounded by avid spectators. But at a recent match in Zamboanga, a cock owner was the target of his own bird. He had just strapped razor-sharp gaffs onto its legs when he lost control of the animal. The bird turned on him, and in "one rapid shuffle," its gaffs sliced through major arteries in his thigh and groin. Despite routinely handling razor-wielding roosters, the man was not wearing protective clothing. He bled to death en route to the hospital.