the_mask Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 Jahled's stuff gone ? Gulp... The Mask turns around in his leather chair and counts the StarWars artifacts in his room. Movie posters, Dvds, X-wing dangling from the ceiling, early 80's Y-Wing and Millenium Falcon (holding most of the action figures), X-34 Landspeeder, Snowspeeder, remaining action figures on the Tv and the monitor of the pc .... check. He let's out the breath he only then realizes, he has been holding and slumps slightly in his chair. Jahled, where did you get that INT ? I've been trying to get one to dangle before my X-Wing for years now, but they're all too small. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted June 1, 2003 Share Posted June 1, 2003 ...phased...freaked out... and a little perplexed, Jahled struggles to get to grips with the mysterious disappearance of, not least; his prized Boba Fett Special Edition IG-88 combat figure that used to be held into position with a piece of blue tac ontop of his monitor... but everybody else who is now vacent from his wooden box....EVEN LITTLE GUYS FROM THE SEVENTIES WHO SURVIVED HIS CHILDHOOD!!! ...Lights suddenly flicker... Jahled reads reports from his fellow dudes of similar occurances happening all over the globe... indeed, where once a one-armed Luke Skywalker action figure once stood guard over a doorway, suddenly there were empty spaces.... In abject confusion, Jahled finds himself staring at a piece of string in his bathroom ceiling...as rain begins to patter... ...But our shaven-headed friend fails to notice the sinister swish of a tail at the bathroom window, before it is replaced by the night's swollen, bloated inky-well of darkness... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Jahled you um... Okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCL Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Jahled you um... Okay?You'll get used to it, just sit back and enjoy, and join in (or are you part of this evilness? ). SOCL (name not given) runs to his room, frantically searching on the top-shelf of his closet. There, he finds it, the brown computer speaker box, and so our friend sighs in relief, but misfortune his haunting his friends and what seems to be is not. He tears the top open, expecting to see three never-been-opened figures... ...nothing. SOCL: Putting the BE in BEAK.Read the Forum Rules - Welcome the New Members - Rebellion Reloaded - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Well I got nothin to lose. I will join in and yes I am EVIL Muhahahahah!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 My Precious Jedi Knight Luke is missing, Not good, Not good , Not good. Dont Panic Its okay were did I place it last? Um... the last time I had it was on the can.....Uh Oh? *Sticks His Hand down the toilet* Nasty, Filthy, Yucky. Hey his lightsaber....... Dont even ask what I found next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 (edited) Scathane had a sinking sensation... He ran downstairs and stopped for what appeared to be a blind wall, impatiently dialed the secret access code into and muttered swear words under his breath while he waited for the secret entrance to open. With a smooth sliding noise, it did. It revealed a long corridor winding down to seemingly no end, poorly lit by old light bulbs. Scathane ran down the corridor, though with caution: the floor was slightly damp and therefore slippery. The whizzing sound of some power generator became stronger as he progressed hurriedly through the tunnel, deeper and deeper into the bowels of the earth. At last, he came to a heavy steal door. He put his eye in front of what appeared to be a small hole in the wall... A laser smoothly moved up and down over his iris to make a scan. Again, Scathane waited impatiently for approval, looking at a red light in the steel gate to turn green. Finally it did, and a hissing sound escaped from the seals as the door unlocked with a low thump. Scathane stepped in, waited for the door to close and he locked it. He then turned around and in shock; his mouth fell to the ground... There, right in front of him, was one of the most high tech, advanced, powerful, complex, savvy, interesting, futuristic, sleek, brilliant, fast, amazing, mind-boggling, and not to mention extraordinarily cool computer command centers in the world. I mean, you may think that Fonzie is cool, but even he would look at this Baby, and break down to a sobbing heap muttering words like "it isn't fair"... It had everything you could dream of: 98 4GHz processors, about 7 GB of RAM, limitless hard drive space as a result of PUFS (Parallel Universe File System), an ATI Radeon FX3000 prototype graphics card, about twenty monitors, the central of which was a 1900 inch, it could access any satellite orbiting earth, reach virtually any database in the world, it commanded an impressive array of missiles and state-of-the-art lasers, played DVD's regardless of their regional coding, it listened to emails around the globe (heck, it even listened to Echelon itself) and, last but not least: it made a mean cappuccino. Currently, however, there were claw like scratches through the armatures of the machinery, plating was torn from the sides and all kinds of wires and cables stuck out on all sides... Some of the cables still sparkled as electricity jumped from one end to another and the main console breathed a small, but continuous wisp of smoke... It had been sabotaged! Upon further scrutiny, Scathane found a not one the main console... It read: "Humans are fools!"Zoot! Who else?! Scathane turned towards the right side of the command center and noticed, to his surprise, that the cappuccino machine was still working. Zoot must have overlooked that. He made himself a cappuccino and went to work on repairing his command center, hoping that Mask, Elvis, SOCL, Trej and wormie would be able to hold off the Zootlander for a while... Edited June 2, 2003 by Scathane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElvisMiggell Posted June 2, 2003 Author Share Posted June 2, 2003 DON'T DRINK IT!!! If Zoot can do it to lager he can do it to Cappucino!!! Elvismiggell. Strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine... Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 DON'T DRINK IT!!! If Zoot can do it to lager he can do it to Cappucino!!! Don't worry, Elvis, I've had about five of those cappuccinos and nothing's wr.....^*%$@#%@*(^& BWUUURRRPPP!!!!!!!! I"M BURPING BUBBLES: http://catbubble.ducub.com/bubblecat.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Somewhere, elsewhere, everywhere... http://www.mrsheep.20m.com/images/busybusybusyperson.gif Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 What do you put in your cappucinos Zoot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_mask Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 The MASK was sure, that something had slipped his mind, when he checked his room, he just couldn't put a finger on it ...... the BOOKS !!!! running back into his room, he only stopped his pace as he reached the stacks of StarWars books at his bed. Trembling, because of the slowly dissolving adrenaline in his bloodstream he began counting ... "28, 29, ..." Pheeew, nothing was amiss. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5183/animated9pn.gifhttp://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://www.swrebellion.com/images/banners/rebellionbanner02or6.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 After I found the Lightsaber I dove further seaching, no, feeling for my lost treasure, trying to find it then suddenly.....My hand his the darn flush button, NO!!!!!!!! I have lost what is so dear to me. *Cries* *Cries harder* *Cries super hard* *Cries like a baby* i am sorry i cannot type anymore. *sniff* If anyone want to come to the funeral you can. *Cries again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 The darkness is beginning to descend once more...(Jahled has just spent £20 getting more storage space on his excellent 'Yoda's Ears' MSN web space....), new swrebellion members wade into the fray obviously ignorant of the horrible doom that they are stirring....perhaps not, perhaps they have delved the dark chronicles of '1000 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Perhaps they are aware of the grim and fiendish methods of abject terror the retarded feline known as Zoot inflicts upon foolish humans.... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky_Zoot Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 The darkness is beginning to descend once more...(Jahled has just spent £20 getting more storage space on his excellent 'Yoda's Ears' MSN web space....), new swrebellion members wade into the fray obviously ignorant of the horrible doom that they are stirring....perhaps not, perhaps they have delved the dark chronicles of '1000 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Perhaps they are aware of the grim and fiendish methods of abject terror the retarded feline known as Zoot inflicts upon foolish humans.... ..emmm... I appreciate the fiendish write up, oh human fool; but i'm not very happy with the words 'retarded' used in your pathetic attempts at conjuring fear and terror in association with my name... Humans are fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Who you callin Ignorant you.... Uh..... Um.... Guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 What makes Zoot so scary? I am EVIL, FEAR ME!!! Muhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Who you callin Ignorant you.... Uh..... Um.... Guy! ..cat... A true master of the dark side he is, perhaps just to remind you: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwA0AywWlTXHYyH*ufVmXZEwi7Iba3xjNvF9niJZq5TmB4SPjJGu7KWUS5Twnu9LAV*KWuW9xMJ3rpLyaCAOuxLFRQ3FpdXRvUwhFxrgktc/scary_kitten.gif?dc=4675415706641562355 http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 That stupid little cat isn't scary! PS: Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scathane Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 That stupid little cat isn't scary! PS: Just kidding. You don't know what you're stirring up here, "Admiral" Antilles... We all have the scars to prove it and thus the ranks... Alas, Zoot will have his evil way with you before long, oh young Padadweeb learner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 ...oh indeed, Lord Scathane! Our dark trail into abject terror continues with a young Admiral_Antilliles returning to his kitchen after logging out of the net, feeling in the mood for some scrambled egg on toast. Half way down his staircase, he is a little freaked out when the power goes out and his long stair well is plunged into a deep and sinister darkness. Our intrepid Padadweeb learner stumbles on in confusion, even as beyond the confines of his household rain begins to gash at at the walls, lightening ignites a haunted world, and the terrible rumbles of thunder rattle tiles and startle small furry animals. 'I must have some toast...' He gasps in defiance.... fumbling his way from the hallway into the darkness of his kitchen. Reaching into his pocket, he fumbles for a lighter, and trembling, ignites a faint, shadowy flame...turning slowly to his stove...his body freezes in terror.... his heart clenches as if by the iron grasp of eternity.... his eyes fixed wide and unyielding as if a full moon alighting some scene of Biblical doom: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQC0BPoWoW9QMHPmTvnpXxLyobikzrCcLZ80N168!oqpEps8DTzIRbrmnh4gIfPNLt9Oh8r89ugcuspLgqvldKi792zZhTpjfvOoVeYe8MItRGcjJm6KJw/kitten_copter.gif?dc=4675424508631590567 'Good evening, young Padadweeb learner, it seems you have a great deal to learn!' http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Okay man you win but, thats enough with the "padadweeb" crap. No hard feeling right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 You have just taken your first steps into a larger universe... http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormie Posted June 2, 2003 Share Posted June 2, 2003 Begun the Zoot Wars have......again Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has, how embarrassing. - Yoda Do not count a human dead until you've seen his body, and even then you can make a mistake. - Bene Gesserit saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Admiral_Antilles Posted June 3, 2003 Share Posted June 3, 2003 what does You have just taken your first steps into a larger universe mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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