Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[kaja]

Granted, but now you have to have broccoli in your mouth when you type.

 

I wish I wouldn't have voices telling me to clean my gun collection.

[Mitth_raw_nuruodo]

Granted, but now the voices are telling you to turn the guns on yourself.

 

I wish...that's just it: I wish. That's all I've got right now. I can't express the things I wish for, so we'll leave it at that. "I wish."

[Darth_Rob]

Granted, but whatever "it is" backfires in some obscene way, leaving you cursing the great and powerful Wish Master.

 

I wish my throat wasn't so sore...

[Eagle]

Granted, but now you can´t stop visiting the bathroom.

 

I wish my feathers would have a much nicer colour, except of pink of course.

[budious]

Granted, your feathers have been soothed and shined with baby oil but you can't fly.

 

I wish the burning would stop after peeing.

[Darth_Rob]

Granted, but you are no lacking something down there (hence, no peeing).

 

I wish they made a facial tissue that didn't scar...

[tacoJoemeru]

Granted, but theres nothing left to scar.

 

I wish my 360 would be sent back fixed from Microsoft.

[DarthTofu]

Granted, but all of your games for it are broken.

 

I wish I could Riverdance.

[kaja]

Granted, but you break your leg anytime you did somthing else.

 

I wish I had a pet Leprecon, that had a bowl of lucky charms.

[Darth_Rob]

Granted, but the Leprechaun would steal your Lucky Charms and eat your brain.

 

I wish they would make 7 movies for Stephen King's Dark Tower series...

[tacoJoemeru]

Granted. But Uwe Boll directs all seven of them...

 

I wish I had a really good computer game to play right now...

[Mad78]

Granted but you get a blue screen error.

 

I wish Uwe Boll was dead.

[kaja]

Granted, but now he's a zombie and eats your brains, kinda like the Leprecon.

 

I wish I had some mango flavored jellow.

[Eagle]

Granted, but you will get stomache after that.

 

Talking about Uwe Boll (urrgh) let´s just wish that he will become a genius director now and all of his movies will be absolute alltime classic blockbusters. (Uhm, which will never happen of course. But I gotta try it at least. )

[DarthTofu]

Granted, but he works with the scripts for SciFi Channel Original Movies.

 

I wish gas was cheaper...

[kaja]

Granted, but now all cars are diesel.

 

I wish people wouldn't always yell "YEAH TOAST!!!" When they're around me.

[BadSamaritan]

Granted. Now they yell out all your embaressing little secrets.

 

I wish... I wish.... I wish for Christina Ricci.

[DarthTofu]

Granted. She arrives in hundreds of separate boxes.

 

I wish I had a TIE Defender.

[kaja]

Granted, but your friend stole it, and crashed it.

 

I wish peple wouldn't always yell out all my embaressing little secrets.

[Zer_Teron]

Granted, now they take out their energy by beating you into the ground with clubs that have all your embarrassing little secrets carved into them.

 

I wish that Star Wars Rebellion was a movie.

[budious]

Granted, that it would be a documentary about a group of nerds that ass raped George Lucas after screwing up the originals.

 

I wish for some chicken nuggets and a diet coke.

[Zer_Teron]

Granted. The chicken nuggets are filled with anthrax.

 

I wish to make the next wish incorruptible.

[Darth_Rob]

Granted, but you get greedy and your next wish becomes extremely corrupted.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow morning...

[Krytos]

Granted, but you must go to work 24 hours a day for the rest of your life - which is really short after you go postal.

 

I wish I had a lollipop

[Darth_Rob]

Granted, but its a Dum Dum, so its gone in like 2 seconds...

 

I wish Hulk Hogan was my dad...