Darth_Rob Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Granted, but its vomit-flavored ice cream with real worm chunks in every bite. I wish that I was immortal like the highlander... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted June 26, 2007 Author Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but you're trapped in space, doomed to drift forever without ever contacting anything. I wish we had some cooler banners on this site. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Your wish was already granted when Evaders upgraded the site. Unfortunately, adds obscure parts of them. Or did you mean Add banners? I wish that I was immortal like the highlander...(Tofu, you're supposed to say: Granted, but unfortunately there can be only one! *Cleaves Rob's head from shoulders* ) http://www.armchairempire.com/images/previews/pc/defcon/defcon-2.jpgI wish I was more proficient at DEFCON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruja Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 in order for me to grant that i'd have to know wtf you're talking about, therefore the pigs have started to fly and a whole lot of other bad shit is going down i wish i didnt have to babysit assholes anymore And now, for something completely different! The Care Bear Stare cures cancer now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, now you have to baby sit the children of the "no touching policy" while being lectured by their moronic parents. I wish for infinite knowledge http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruja Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 granted, but it requires a sacrifice from your 'danger zone.' i wish i had a recording of the conversation in the car tonight And now, for something completely different! The Care Bear Stare cures cancer now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but the tape is used against you in court and you have to lose your thumbs. I wish for a cologne that smelled like Dr. Pepper... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted but it would be hated by all the girls approaching. I wish i had got up earlier today. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budious Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted but I pissed in your Cheerios. I wish I had slept last night, can I have the last 8 hours back? "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but you are now stuck in a loop (a la Groundhog Day) where you must continuously relieve those 8 hours over and over and over again!!! I wish that beef tasted like chicken... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted but you catch H5N1. I wish Jar Jar had never existed. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but the Gungan race is replaced with the Nagnug race, and Jar Jar is replaced by Raj Raj, who is twenty times more annoying, especially with his catchphrases "did I do that?" and "sup fools?". I wish that I owned a TIE Interceptor... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but it's the Tie Interceptor from X-wing Alliance and fares poorly against X-wings. I wish my sword wasn't broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted but it will break the next time you use it. I wish my sound card's microphone post worked. BTW what kinda sword do you have Def? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budious Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted that you've installed linux and are hereby exiled from Windows. I wish my galaxy mates would call ourselves "Scruffy Looking Roid Herders" in planetarion. "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruja Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 granted but its also tattooed to your forehead i wish i had some arbor mist instead of champagne And now, for something completely different! The Care Bear Stare cures cancer now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but it is the new vile flavor known as "Skunk Cabbage" (see skunk cabbage here) I wish that my socks had fluffy pompoms on them... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted but the pompoms come along with a foot fungus. I wish for a motorbike. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted but you're doing it wrong. http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/doing-it-wrong-bike.jpg I wish for... a Genie in a magic lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Rob Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but you make these three wishes:1. To be Jar Jar2. To marry Hillary Clinton3. To cheat on Hillary with Rosie O'Donnell-Sucks to be you I wish I had an Apple iPhone... Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side! My Website http://fp.profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/pid/BigBadBob113.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted but when you rub the lamp you cut your hand and catch tetanus. I wish i had a Blockade Runner http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahled Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Not as fast as Imperial Star Destroyers.. I wish I had an Ewok fur-hat resistant to other people's IPod's on the tube every morning http://www.jahled.co.uk/smallmonkeywars.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budious Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, it was freshly scalped off an Ewok a AT-ST had stepped upon. I wish Chris Benoit was around to read this thread. "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted June 26, 2007 Author Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, but he tells his wrestling buddies about you and they all think that you're disrespecting him, so they show up and beat the crap out of you. (I only know who that guy is because my friend, who is way too into RAW (I still don't know what that stands for) had a news bulletin on about his having died.) I wish my shoulder didn't hurt so bad. 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budious Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Granted, I moved the creak in your shoulder to your neck. I wish Reloaded would come on July 4th, 2047. "In the future it will become easier for old negatives to become lost and be 'replaced' by new altered negatives. This would be a great loss to our society. Our cultural history must not be allowed to be rewritten." - George Lucas, 1988. [u.S. Congressional hearing testimony on film preservation.] My old Rebellion site (very web 1.0) - Bud's Korner and Rebellion Strategy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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