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Why can't people be simple and simple burn their cars instead of burning embassies and cigarettes.

 

Because they have to drive to work the next day.

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Ever heard of the bus?

 

They all got burnt as well. Walking might help *reflect* on previous evening's embassy-burning antics... especially when it WAS ONLY A CARTOON of Natalie Portman... :lol:

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... trust you remembered to rescue the Loo roll before your flaming-torch struck the window... :lol:

 

Definitely! TP (toilet paper) is an indispensible commodity :D I'll now have to use the outhouse at work ...

 

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... on second thought, maybe a tree :lol:

 

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So the man who is (I shall assume) married and (I know for a fact) has kids would hit on Natalie Portman given the chance? Somewhat disturbing... *Burns every stuffed animal within five miles*

12/14/07

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*Burns every stuffed animal within five miles*

 

YOU FIEND! :x The reason is meaningless, the action is unforgivable. My teddybears shall remain at high alert with Heckler & Koch 9mm MP5's tonight. Don't approach, they have been trained to fire swiftly and without restraint... :wink:

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Who says I'm "hitting" on Natalie? You Tofu? How juvenile :roll: Just because she's got a hot bod and terrible SW scripts, doesn't mean she's a bad actress. And "flirting" isn't a crime (which I'm not saying I'm doing, just stating it) :lol:

 

... and now you've got Jahled and his teddybears all worked up! :evil:

 

:lol::lol:

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Look who's on the defensive all of a sudden? I'd say I've struck a nerve... I believe I'll continue to hit this nerve with as much force as I can bring down upon it- I shall also rally my allies to fight Jahled's Teddy bears! Vampire penguins, Double Bladed Swordfish, Grasshopper Man, and Chuck Norris: attack the Teddy Bears!

 

As for myself: Why do you care so much that its been insinuated that you're flirting, Tex? Perhaps there are some pictures on someone's hard drive? :wink::twisted::lol:Don't kill me

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and now you've got Jahled and his teddybears all worked up! :evil:

 

Of late my fluffy freinds may be somewhat waylaid:

 

 

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God forbid what happens when I hand him his MP5...

 

*goes to bed in top secret, somewhat unsure about security*

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Her acting in Episode I through III were rather lack luster, but I think that was mainly a fauly of directing.

I think her other movies shows she can act quiet well when needed.

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And yes, she's hot :wink: But that's only a bonus :lol:

 

 

 

Oh, and Jahled! Keep your drunk teddy bears away from guns! 8O

I've never felt so unsafe before! Now, let me go outside and give a random koala an Assault Rifle

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Hmm, other armies are being raised against me... I may need to call upon the dolphins to back up my double-bladed swordfish...

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Why can't people be simple and simple burn their cars...
They tried that in France ... :wink:

 

*Burns car owned by Mad's dad...*

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Don't kill me

You missed your punctuation Tofu.

 

Her acting in Episode I through III were rather lack luster, but I think that was mainly a fauly of directing.

Perhaps you meant 'fault' Krytos?

 

All this talk of burning things has given me an idea. Proceedes to make LOTS of Napalm. Then constructs delivery system for said Napalm. Target is Florida. Pushes big red button and waits for Napalm to be delivered and in turn ignited by delivery systems' explosion.

 

"Ooh, pretty satellite picture."

Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....

My work here is done.

 

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Don't kill me

You missed your punctuation Tofu.

 

Her acting in Episode I through III were rather lack luster, but I think that was mainly a fauly of directing.

Perhaps you meant 'fault' Krytos?

 

While I missed my punctuation, so did you. It should read "You missed your punctuation, Tofu". My name is not needed to make it a complete sentence, therefore a comma is necessary.

 

As for Kryt's post (I'm using Kryt as an abbreviation from now on due to my laziness), it could also have been folly spelled improperly. Now stop BEAKing!!

 

We now returned to our regularly scheduled conversations...

12/14/07

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We now returned to our regularly scheduled conversations...
And burning things of course... :twisted:

 

Anyway I think the video clip was meant to be satirical :roll:

 

Burns his own punctuation

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Her acting in Episode I through III were rather lack luster, but I think that was mainly a fauly of directing.

Perhaps you meant 'fault' Krytos?

 

Correct. If you look at your keyboard you will notice that the 't' key and the 'y' key are right next to each other, and the wrong key is prone to being pressed by accident when typing fast.

 

Also, I think the excessive BEAKing has gone on a little too long now - there's nothing wrong with correcting grammar and spelling when it occurs (or better yet, when it's needed), but now that it's beginning to occurs in every thread it's beginning to get annoying. Especially when it's for mistakes that don't warrent a BEAK - such as a quick typo versus an obvious mistake.

Don't stop the BEAK, just try to limit it to when it's more critical.

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Don't stop the BEAK, just try to limit it to when it's more critical.

I shall do my best. I added the bold to point out the key word in what I am agreeing to.

Chaos, Panic, Disorder, Destruction.....

My work here is done.

 

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I've pretty much stuck to BEAKing the BEAKers. If their BEAKing goes down, so does mine... Though if they choose to remain immature I shall Steele myself and *Sob* stop my BEAKing of them... Maturity... IT BURNS!!!!1

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I'll have to try to watch it again when I get back to school...

Umm...can't say that I was impressed. That may have something to do with the fact that I'm not a big fan of SNL.

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Why can't people be simple and simple burn their cars...
They tried that in France ... :wink:

 

*Burns car owned by Mad's dad...*

Fiend droid!!!

***infects Scath with virus causing itching in an area his mechanical arm can't reach***

Let me remind you Scath that i live 10 minutes away from France and watch the french. i know everything there needs to be known about the incident.

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Fiend droid!!!
That's me... :twisted:

 

***infects Scath with virus causing itching in an area his mechanical arm can't reach***
*Laughs at Mad's notion that he thinks metal can be subject to itching... and then burns virus...*

 

Let me remind you Scath that i live 10 minutes away from France and watch the french. i know everything there needs to be known about the incident.
I live 2 hours away from France and know quite a lot about it as well... :D
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Mad78 wrote:

 

... I live 10 minutes away from France and watch the french. ...

 

Scathane wrote:

 

I live 2 hours away from France and know quite a lot about it as well

 

Well, I live 5000+ miles away and I think that's still too close :lol::lol:

And I don't really want to hear about them (especially their whining) :lol:

 

You poor brave fools who live so close ... :P

Finally, after years of hard work I am the Supreme Sith Warlord! Muwhahahaha!! What?? What do you mean "there's only two of us"?
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