DarthTofu Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Dude, I love it! And now for another E-mail Tex would like- primarily because he was around when every single one of these was said! When Insults Had Class "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with greatpleasure." -- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to thedictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from bigwords?" -- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no timereadingit." -- Moses Hadas "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man Iknow." -- Abraham Lincoln "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying Iapprovedof it." -- Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar Wilde "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring afriend.... if you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there isone." -- Winston Churchill, in response "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -- Stephen Bishop "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothingtrivial." -- Irvin S. Cobb "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." -- Samuel Johnson "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating "He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." -- Jack E. Leonard "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." -- Robert Redford "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -- Thomas Brackett Reed "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but bydiligent hard work, he overcame them." -- James Reston (about Richard Nixon) "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -- Charles, Count Talleyrand "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." -- Forrest Tucker "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address onit?" -- Mark Twain "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for supportratherthan illumination." -- Andrew Lang (1844-1912) (Tex helped him out with that analogy! ) "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Good one JH. Heh I like it... Thats all i got... If you'd just had that one it still would have been kick ass. Photon Torpedo? *Scratch out* Proton lol Some decent quotes there Tofu. If this isnt random... ...I don't know what is. (Warning screamer. I hate screamers but this was random. ) The ONE thing MacGyver cant save... Hubble Deep Field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Never have I felt so infintisimally small.... Except for this one time when I saw Yao Ming in person... It's kind of like the Universe Viewer from "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe" You know, the one that shows you and your importance in relation to the rest of the universe? It's supposed to send you completely mad in less than a second... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Random truth: Happiness is not to do all you want but to want what you do. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 (edited) Porn is so deep. Seriously, think about it. It's a post modern deconstruction of the human search for truth and meaning. The cumshot, for example, represents the elusive ecstacy of enlightenment in a world of darkness and suffering. Anal represents the initial suffering that some must go through before achieving said enlightenment. But as for the dildos, just ignore them. They are dildos. Edited September 23, 2006 by BadSamaritan I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Well... I guess everyone has his opinions. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Oooh-kay so much for the PG-13 rating on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malarkie Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 And now for some random comments: I have five broken computers. Othello and Macbeth are the only good plays by Shakespear. How does Gordon Freeman know how to shoot all of those guns when he is a physicist? Ah! Where did my shiny bead go? All of these were spoken by the same person (not me) in a five minute period while waiting to get into a movie. Disregarding all new evidence everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marius2 Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 (edited) Talking about Computers I have this bad luck with them, in this year I've broken, A laptop, another Laptop twice, 6 computers that I owned this is my seventh this year and 3 computers at college. I just don't know how I do it, maybe god is against me Edited September 23, 2006 by -Marius- R.I.P Daur lost in the great SWRebellion shake up of '06'"no one will remeber you" Alec Guinness would of kicked Ewan McGregor's arse, if he was still Obi Wan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Oooh-kay so much for the PG-13 rating on this board. That was PG-13. Have you watched basic cable recently? You watch shows that are worse than that in primetime. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Oooh-kay so much for the PG-13 rating on this board. That was PG-13. Have you watched basic cable recently? You watch shows that are worse than that in primetime. I watch basic cable. It does not air such things... unfortunately.... 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadSamaritan Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 I can turn on basic cable where i live, and hear swear words round the clock. People getting shot, and killed. Brutal violence. All of which are worse (IMO) then the mentioning of certain sexual acts. Besides, we all seem to be relatively mature here. I am mentioning a few random sexual acts is something we are all adult enough to handle. I once knew a great man. Nothing got to him, and he always smiled. May he forever rest in peace, knowing fully well that his freinds shall remember him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 ... "we" being those who show up regularaly and not, say, CarrieoftheWest who is, in fact, all of eleven, I believe. The site's open to the public, BS. Public means anybody and everybody (Unfortunately, in some cases) 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 http://www.epa.gov/ne/eco/ne_lead/assets/images/kic_logo.gif Ultimate Colbert Green screen (So Far) Colbert - Freedom Fighter Stephen Colbert Carves a Place in History Bridge naming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malarkie Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 The Colbert green screen one is great. @ Marius - the internet kills MOBO's, as does spyware, adware, and varius other bits put in by the foolish music companies trying to keep people from ripping their music. Disregarding all new evidence everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad78 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 That green screen one was awesome! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Palpycard.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a359/Mad78/Spamkinguserbarcopy.jpgCLICK HERE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!Click here is you like Trance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Well, seeing as we've dropped to a new low - here's some real smutt! Unadulterated, Thrilling, mind blowing, gut wrenching, painful, blistering Group B Rallying - One and a half hours of sinful bliss Not for all people But car lovers, car enthusiasts . . hell, most people are mesmerised by it http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 (edited) Some of those cars arn't sounding to good. EDIT: >.< Ok, i've just seen far too much rally racing. I didnt feel like restarting the Pluto thread... http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B8F20D587-2385-4973-9080-C05D682930C2%7D.gif We also lost the piece on Laptop batteries. http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B135FC34B-4570-4F7B-BC0C-D98962A52B28%7D.gif EDIT: Hypoallergenic Cat's for Sale Edited September 24, 2006 by Defender_16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dane Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 That green screen thing is so awesome "I'm the decider and I decide what is best. Thank you... now watch this drive" --> HAHA makes med want to see Fahrenheit 9/11 once more... "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender_16 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Ok, now it feels like I'm spamming. The Hyroglyphs are a bad sign IHOP? how did that get there? Seperated at birth? Oopsie, I think I screwed up. Random enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tacoJoemeru Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 randomness: Cats are funny..... Nice pic D "The Chimaera is at your command, Admiral." —Captain Gilad Pellaeon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthTofu Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I need to find a way to make that Lego Escher one my avatar! 12/14/07Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la Not gone, merely marching far away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krytos Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Some of those cars arn't sounding to good. EDIT: >.< Ok, i've just seen far too much rally racing. [/img] Like I said not for all The cars sound like that for a host of reasons - the main being that they produce 400+ HP, some a lot more. A lot of it comes from over fueling the engine to keep it reving higher and allowing you to get optimum power without having to go through your rev range. It works a treat for turbocharged cars, you bypass a lot of the turbo lag you get from the larger turbos by keeping the car running lean, and with an idle so high that the turbo is constantly spooling.Also, a side note on Group B rallying. It's banned now, mainly because of too many deaths - drivers and most of all those annoying people standing at the side of the track, and especially those who ran onto the track. Happened a lot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_B One stupid salesman http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1778/reloadedbannerdu8.gifhttp://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1333/3dartistbanneranimationws1.gifhttp://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4026/rebellionbannerdi2.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediHunter Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 oh god... did anyone watch what was after the salesman? talk about ruining a great song.. WARNING: EARS MAY BLEED!!! "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j34/akira9949/4297_image.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dane Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 randomness: Cats are funny..... how come "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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